Ask a bored British boy anything

Ask a bored British boy anything.

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>Strengh is pathetic and laughable
>Casualties are incalculable

how come

Where bout's lad.

ffs lad

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Plucky

Take my HUGE FRENCH COCK in your boipussi, cunt

do brits actually give any fucks at all about the normans and plantagenet

>plantagenet
Had to google it, but no.
The normans are just seen as very old history and we had our own Henrys fucking up the world to deal with before learning about your "onrees", my dude.

Are British people as friendly and sophisticated as most Americans believe?

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>plantagenet
>Had to google it

W-what. Don't you learn history at school?

>Had to google it
FOY

Not him, but we have 1000 years of history condensed into a 2-hour a week class that is obsessed with WW2, some things are going to be skipped. And that's not counting pre-history like the stone age or the history of any other country such as the Romans or the Crusades, which is also ignored.

GOD I WAS STRONG THEN

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no

>Don't you learn history at school
Lad, learning something means you will miss-out on something else.
My history was mostly romans, tudors, a little WWI, industrial revolution and the peasant's revolt.

Not a huge deal, these days learning about things outside of school is easy. I was never formally taught a thing about, say, vietnam war, but I have learned more than the average joes amount in my spare time.

foy in British
(fɔJ)
noun
1. obsolete
the quality of allegiance or loyalty

HENRY YES

>had to google the plantagenet's
mate

>foy
>the quality of allegiance or loyalty
oh man I hope you're not serious

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>Had to google it, but no.
Lad...

So it's basically US public schools lite, then

Alright, fucking hell lads, settle down.

Do you play with your bum?

MOOOOOOORE WIIIIIIIIIIVES

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C-can I be your plumber bf? :3

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post willy

first time im hearing it too

pls respond