Yeah I'm just gonna fly down to Melbourne for a few days, then drive up to...

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

yeah I'm just gonna fly down to Melbourne for a few days, then drive up to Sydney and stay there for a week, then head up to Brisbane, then I'll see the tip of Australia
no biggie

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Charles Powell
Charles Powell

What are you doing in Australia Pierre?

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

The Northern Territory looks fucking weird with this scaling.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

How long does it take to go from Carlton to the split point lighthouse?

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

split point lighthouse
That's a somewhat random reference. How do you know about that?
Anyway, around about two and a bit hours.

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

4 hours on the great ocean road

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

There was a tv channel here which used to show old foreign shows dubbed in hindi back in 2002 or 03 They used to show 'Round the twist'.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

Imagine holidaying in a no content America-lite country like Australia lol

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

thetruesize.com for anyone wondering the website

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

Nah, would rather not imagine that grim situation

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

foreign shows dubbed in hindi back in 2002 or 03 They used to show 'Round the twist'.
Wew lad, I used to have a wank to the sister in that show.
That's about the most bizarre thing I've read all week. Why on earth would they broadcast that show over in India.

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Landon Clark
Landon Clark

OH NO NO NO

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Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

weird flex but ok

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

based Indians ordering Australian kino

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

I would have thought Europe was larger.

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

cause strange things happen when you're going round the twist

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Why on earth would they broadcast that show over in India.
Why not? They also used to show old American shows like Alf and Gilligan's island.

Although, I don't think any channel has dubbed shows nowadays. Everyone just torrents the english versions, and the moralfags pay for netflix subs.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Aussie women

It does, doesn't it?

I could taste a bit of vomit desu

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Genuine kek, cheers.

I don't know, man, it just sounds really weird to hear that a relatively obscure kids show was licensed overseas.

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

I fucking hate backpackers
work in a car workshop
constant French, Irish, scots, who can't speak English worth shit buying completely FUCKED dirty cars filled with all their travel bullshit cars and wanting roadworthies for them
Atleast Kraut backpackers speak English pretty well.

Literally the only good thing about it is seeing qt ass and tiddies because they come in the summer and barely wear anything

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

Irish and scots can't speak english
Not ypur mandarin influenced version. Poofter

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Probably got the licenses for cheap. It was mostly old shows. But they broadcasted pic related in 2004.

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Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

have you ever
ever felt like this
when strange things happen
while going round the twist

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

Piss off back to /brit/, you fucking idiot.

I'm dumbfounded, desu.

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

Nah. Whats the different between an old brown leather boot and an australian? The boot has laces

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

counting anything outside the eu

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Don't ya cunts literally live to get tanned though?
I was literally complimented most places I went in the UK after being in the Aussie sun.

also
wearing shoes
pooft tier

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Why would you even come to the UK. Fucking kek

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

ae oi neea rowordy fur dis caer aye av
wodye mean me supenshuns fooked aye dun av mooney ta feks et
They all sound like retards

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

People do it as a triall by fire/coming of age thing, usually when they are 18-22

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

That sounds like the average northern englishman.

David Ward
David Ward

no they dont

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

All of the British isles is a depressing, rainy cloudy shithole.

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

we are smaller than tasmania

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Mason Wright
Mason Wright

because muh heritage

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

My family has, and I know lots of aussies who do and are still over there.

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

You might be confusing this with China, Zhu

This

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

All the same crap

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

People who are british/irish do. eg I'm croat so I went there for the first time 5 years ago

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

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Andrew Green
Andrew Green

Quite a difference actually. Geordie sounds completely different to a manc, same as a londoner with a scouse. Dublin and limerick sound completely different, same as belfast and cork.

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

a-at least we have a history and our own language

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Adam Long
Adam Long

We don't need to compensate for our small size.

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Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

SHUT UP
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT

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Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

tasmanians have their own language too, it consists of grunting at each other

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

Keep telling yourself that pal

Are you Australian? I thought so! What's it like?
Oh. You're from Lithuania. Weren't you guys Russians?

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Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

holy shit. this is among the most stale jokes you could make about a baltic country. You shame your so called "ebin shitposter" reputation of the australians

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

why wouldn't he

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

Literally this is the only thing I know about Lithuania, half the people here probably know it exists but know nought about it, and a quarter probably have never heard of it, so it's better than nothing.

I didn't even know what your flag looked like before Jow Forums.

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

that's okay, you're far from the only one to be like this
just to enlighten you a bit though, remember that Lithuania Ruled Teh Slavs

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

Madman

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

it's a tool to show the distortion of maps using the mercator projection, hence why northern australia looks so retarded. it's not a good tool for actually comparing country sizes.

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