Yeah I'm just gonna fly down to Melbourne for a few days, then drive up to Sydney and stay there for a week...

>yeah I'm just gonna fly down to Melbourne for a few days, then drive up to Sydney and stay there for a week, then head up to Brisbane, then I'll see the tip of Australia
>no biggie

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What are you doing in Australia Pierre?

The Northern Territory looks fucking weird with this scaling.

How long does it take to go from Carlton to the split point lighthouse?

>split point lighthouse
That's a somewhat random reference. How do you know about that?
Anyway, around about two and a bit hours.

4 hours on the great ocean road

There was a tv channel here which used to show old foreign shows dubbed in hindi back in 2002 or 03 They used to show 'Round the twist'.

Imagine holidaying in a no content America-lite country like Australia lol

thetruesize.com for anyone wondering the website

Nah, would rather not imagine that grim situation

>foreign shows dubbed in hindi back in 2002 or 03 They used to show 'Round the twist'.
Wew lad, I used to have a wank to the sister in that show.
That's about the most bizarre thing I've read all week. Why on earth would they broadcast that show over in India.

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OH NO NO NO

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weird flex but ok

>based Indians ordering Australian kino

I would have thought Europe was larger.

cause strange things happen when you're going round the twist

>Why on earth would they broadcast that show over in India.
Why not? They also used to show old American shows like Alf and Gilligan's island.

Although, I don't think any channel has dubbed shows nowadays. Everyone just torrents the english versions, and the moralfags pay for netflix subs.

Aussie women

It does, doesn't it?

I could taste a bit of vomit desu

Genuine kek, cheers.

I don't know, man, it just sounds really weird to hear that a relatively obscure kids show was licensed overseas.

I fucking hate backpackers
>work in a car workshop
>constant French, Irish, scots, who can't speak English worth shit buying completely FUCKED dirty cars filled with all their travel bullshit cars and wanting roadworthies for them
Atleast Kraut backpackers speak English pretty well.

Literally the only good thing about it is seeing qt ass and tiddies because they come in the summer and barely wear anything

>Irish and scots can't speak english
Not ypur mandarin influenced version. Poofter

Probably got the licenses for cheap. It was mostly old shows. But they broadcasted pic related in 2004.

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>have you ever
>ever felt like this
>when strange things happen
>while going round the twist

Piss off back to /brit/, you fucking idiot.

I'm dumbfounded, desu.

Nah. Whats the different between an old brown leather boot and an australian? The boot has laces

>counting anything outside the eu

Don't ya cunts literally live to get tanned though?
I was literally complimented most places I went in the UK after being in the Aussie sun.

also
>wearing shoes
pooft tier

Why would you even come to the UK. Fucking kek

>ae oi neea rowordy fur dis caer aye av
>wodye mean me supenshuns fooked aye dun av mooney ta feks et
They all sound like retards

People do it as a triall by fire/coming of age thing, usually when they are 18-22

That sounds like the average northern englishman.

no they dont

All of the British isles is a depressing, rainy cloudy shithole.

>we are smaller than tasmania

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because muh heritage

My family has, and I know lots of aussies who do and are still over there.

You might be confusing this with China, Zhu

This

All the same crap

People who are british/irish do. eg I'm croat so I went there for the first time 5 years ago

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Quite a difference actually. Geordie sounds completely different to a manc, same as a londoner with a scouse. Dublin and limerick sound completely different, same as belfast and cork.

a-at least we have a history and our own language

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We don't need to compensate for our small size.

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SHUT UP
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT

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tasmanians have their own language too, it consists of grunting at each other

Keep telling yourself that pal

>Are you Australian? I thought so! What's it like?
>Oh. You're from Lithuania. Weren't you guys Russians?

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holy shit. this is among the most stale jokes you could make about a baltic country. You shame your so called "ebin shitposter" reputation of the australians

why wouldn't he

Literally this is the only thing I know about Lithuania, half the people here probably know it exists but know nought about it, and a quarter probably have never heard of it, so it's better than nothing.

I didn't even know what your flag looked like before Jow Forums.

that's okay, you're far from the only one to be like this
just to enlighten you a bit though, remember that Lithuania Ruled Teh Slavs