Confess your international sins

Confess your international sins.

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I smell my own farts. I'd probably smell your farts too if I could.

I frequently pretend to be black and make KARA BOGA posts.

I'm not American and I intentionally post dumb shit with this proxy

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oh hey, I actually have a legit international sin as well but its not very exciting.
>be me
>in japan, about to board a train
>old guy is also waiting to board
>when the doors open I stand back and offer to let him go in first, as is common courtesy everywhere in the world
>he declines
>I shrug and enter the train

Now here in Australia, if you offer someone something like this and they refuse then it means they don't want it, but I later found out that apparently in Asian countries it's polite to decline such offers and you are actually supposed to ask twice, which means I probably really offended that old Japanese guy.

I have a Tumblr account.

I want to go abroad but I’m so messed up I can barely leave the house, so I’m not sure there’s any point

I was a redditfag 2 weeks ago

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I was in Belarus and their monarchy and parliament or some shit where fighting and they had no real active government, I got this Albanian guy drunk at my hotel bar in exchange for coke, then we banged these sketchy propitious.

*prostitutes

sharted abroad

Your also a disgusting subhuman tripfag

You right

i used to go on r***it

please spare me i'm a faggot

Wtf. There’s no way it works like that in asian countries.

t. chink

no? i thought that was how it worked in all countries? like people would politely decline and you have to ask a second time? im autistic though so idk

I kicked a cat in japan and killed it.

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Nah it’s more like
>ask auntie to seat down
>auntie gets ape shit and shouts at you for thinking she needs to be offered a seat
>she sits down anyways
Happened to me twice

Auntie?

we refer to middle aged women as auntie here

It’s singaporean for middle aged lady.

i have never bothered to offer my seat to anyone. even when i sit on the "designated" seats. couldnt give less fucks about BOOMERS

Expecting people to speak honky

>not playing high stakes game of sitting in designated seats in army uniform

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I don't fap to anime and I believe traps are gay.

I'm too lazy to bother standing up after sitting down so I usually just stand but the other day I heard some boomers complaining about a four(4) year old kid sitting on the designated seat so I've decided to purposely seat down on crowded trains in the future and let them weep

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Likewise, I want you to know I’m one of the majority going against the repeal of 377A.

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as if I give a shit lole

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user wtf

Drooled over a girl once

I larp as catholic, i'm atheist

I make too many gay posts and make the whole board shittier.

i once shook the hand of the Kuwait ambassador with my left hand

I need friends. You guys are good fellas. But i need friends in real life.

Tell your president I'm gonna brainfuck all of you on my way there

A foreigner asked a way to somewhere and I just told them idk and go ask someone else, tho I really was in hurry and already a bit late from where I had to be. Doesn't happen here often it's a small city of ~50k people

Im planning a trip to vietnam, just too fuck their whores.

I've never left my country. I have all the necessary documents, but I've never done it.

I forgot my bag while waiting in an airport and people thought it was a bomv

I thought denmark was an eastern european slav country until a few weeks ago.

called my dad "baldie"

My opnions on nations comprised of millions and even billions are in large part swayed and formed by the posts on this image board.

that's more of a rule than exception here mate

I fucked a girl in Hong Kong and left the country the day after.
I was pretty drunk and she also was probably drunk, we fucked in a sort of a hill/monument in the middle of the Kowloon station. I'm still scared she might got pregnant and never told me

then I am confessing for all of us

It's not your fault the Japanese are retarded

I pissed on squat toilets while standing during my trip to China

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I punched a retarded kid one day, and I don't really feel bad about it.

was he being an asshole or did you do it for fun

I painted a dick on a car with a sharpie in a car

Why did you punch him?

I masturbate with the smell of my feet

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wtf, disgusting freak.

He was in my class and yes, he was an asshole, he wasn't extremely retarded he was pretty smart, and he knew what he was doing when he kicked me in the guts.

Putin is a baldie

pretty based user

You fucking monster

Im a lyng , scheming, high, average, bald and honestly dumber then i would like to admit.
But my pain is pure and i yern for more dispair.

I sometimes pretend I'm a Chad who has sex on a regular basis so I can bully insecure anons, aka anons just like me, just so I can feel betrer about myself.

In truth I'm an unsociable fuck who can't even go to the store without anxiety attacks.

I'm sorely traveling vietnam due to their food and cheap booze and hotel. I have zero interest in their inferior culture and history.

t.western tourist