Imagine eating a plate of this shit every fucking morning

Imagine eating a plate of this shit every fucking morning

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God I fucking wish

hasn't got black pudding
but i'll take it regardless
cheers

pretty based desu
vegetables are a bit lacking but otherwise it's great

Every morning? Nah. Other than that looks delicious. A perfect Saturday morning meal.

i mean it doesnt look that bad

do british people eat this every morning?
here traditionally the breakfast is very sugary, usually a coffee with pastries or toasts

nobody but foreigners eat it on holidays for le english breakfast, its atrociously bad

I would like to to be honest
Especially if some was making that for me

What's that at 7 o'clock? Mushrooms?

Why would you eat something (beans) that makes you rip disgusting farts so god damn early in the morning

Yeah, mushies.

Imagine NOT eating a plate of this every Sunday morning

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God I fucking wish

That's british pride for you!

Americans are insane

Here we eat bread and drink milk coffee every morning and I think it's too much.

>dessert for breakfast
You bloody amerisharts...

God I fucking wish

How the fuck can one have the appetite to eat this in the morning?

>I'll 'ave the full breakfast wif a side of clogged arteries, my man

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Beans in the morning with coffee. How to fart all day long.

actually looks tasty
what do swedes have? rotten fish? lmao

Yoghurt and müsli like fucking normal people

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>normal
Yeah keep going Sven. We too can leave shit to rot and call it a delicacy. Oh right, we don't. Because that would be insane.

ive visited britain and its hard to eat the first few times but otherwise its a really nice breakfast
the one good thing about british cuisine is the breakfast, just need to add some veggies here and there

>that's right mate, never left a fish to ferment in me life, swedish cuisine is a right load of bollocks it is
>what's that? oh yeah, I'll 'ave the egg in a meatball, please

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Looks like it would be nice if everything was separated. Eggs do not go well with beans.

>no meat

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>Eggs do not go well with beans.
They do.

Gay?

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Heh, I know that you are but, well, what am I?

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This.
Also this.

i eat horse food every morning cheap and efficient
i dont add anything beside milk so the only down side is it taste less

fuck me, i'm starving now

I barely even have time to prepare oatmeal in the morning I'd kill for a full english every day.

Unless they work in a hotel I doubt any Brits actually do this everyday, or even most days. It is tasty though.

Delicious

Makes pig-slop look appetizing desu

white people eat rye bread, oatmeal and possibly eggs for breakfast

eating early in the morning/right after waking up makes me feel nauseous
i only drink coffee for breakfast

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Do you drink a lot? I could never do breakfast in my alcoholic days.

Rare

based, that’s my breakfast too

Looks good but way too much to eat for me in the morning ... maybe for lunch

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Beans don't make me fart. I don't know if it's just that I eat them enough that my body is used to them, or what.

Just stop eating when you get full, Giovanni.

Real men don't eat breakfast.

whole milk and (healthy) cereal for me. Filling and delicious

Finally a decent breakfast meal.
Really helps loosen up stool as well, makes it nice and easy to do enemas when taking it up the ass for my gay boyfriend.

>its atrociously bad

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I'm Irish but a fry up is fucking delicious (prefer our version though). It's not meant for everyday or even for every person. It's for work men who need a heap of calories to get through the day, personally I eat sausage, bacon, egg and potato bread every morning on my way to work. Nothing like a fried egg to get you through a cold dark morning

would love to eat this every morning, but i feel like i would have to get up at 5 to start making it. I dont eat breakfast normally

The hockey pucks are missing

You eat the breakfast of 40 year old woman who are on a "detox"

You can make a fry in 15/20 minutes because everything is made in the same pan

Once every 3 days, yes. Maybe with less ham or sausages.

>JFs think we have a full English every day

Don't understand it lads it's a special treat. Also the OP one looks bad

If it wouldn't make me fat would unironically eat every morning. Eggs rather scrambled tho

White pudding is delicious ngl, you can't get it very often here. Prefer fried bread to your weird bread though

you eat like my girlfriend haha faggot

Potato bread is amazing lad but to each their own. Was a bit disappointed when I had my first fry in England and it was spiced beef sausages instead of pork desu. You lads don't know what you're missing

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black coffee with one (1) cigarette is the patrician choice

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>Spiced beef sausages

Mental where on earth did you go, I've noticed some hipster places have started doing that south African beef sausage as an option, might be what you had. We have normal sausages 99% of the time. And if I were you I'd have soda bread with it, that's also delish. Toasted up nice bit of butter yum yum

>How to have the world's most disgusting morning breath

Liverpool, they weren't spicey but it was definitely beef with some sort of herb in there, we just eat plain pork sausages. Am I getting the wrong impression?

You brush your teeth before breakfast? Why not after?

100g oatmeal with jam, and 30g of whey protein.

eww. as a former smoker for over 12 years i can tell you the patrician procedure is coffee with a chocolate croissant (honey is optional) then a cigarette one hour later (the more you delay the first cigarette the better all of the rest will feel)

t. country that eats moose balls and assorted meat from a tube

Yeah literally think I've seen beef sausages in caffs about once or twice in my life. Our sausages are more herby than Irish ones in general but they're always pork with a fry up

>smoking
>patrician
Pick one and only one

You still end out honking of it even if you brush your teeth after, t. gets a commuter train every day and has to routinely endure it. Especially the fags, blech

>Blech
Man up you wee faggot
I see, I'll try a different place then next time I'm over

what are some nutricious and hot type of breakfast?

would be pretty good if you took out the beans

more eggs, less bread and it's perfect

the OP

>less bread
No.
But not this toasted white English "bread".

Is it for 2 persons or?
Based

>every fucking morning
dumb swedish ape

We do it only on Saturday mornings.
It is a MAX once a week meal.

Nobody has the time to make all this shit on a fucking Tuesday before work.

i would eat that every morning if my mom made it for me. she doesn't make me breakfast so i must eat cereal

Nobody eats that every morning

I learned it from her :)

I'd take the beans, the bacon and the toasts and throw the rest into a dumpster.
I'd also just microwave the beans.

>No sausages

They're the best bit you maniac

I bet you like a nice sausage :)

I eat omelette every morning

Brits tip with a rip

That's actually really good, my dad used to make almost the exact thing all the time before, it was awesome

you mostly eat a fry on the weekends lad, its a treat

I don't have to imagine I do it. It makes me strong and ready for work

No it doesn't. It's all trans fats and carbs. It makes you fat and stupid. You want something protein rich like horse cum.

>trans fats
no
>carbs
good for you

So you spent time with his girlfriend and she shared dietary advice with you? Did you go shopping together too?

Quit smoking and you will realise how disgusting it is

takes too long to prepare

>trans fats
How?

It all comes prepared, you literally just throw it all in a pan

>Every
>Morning

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several pans, at least 15 minutes