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Good edish

Just woke the wife up so as to display my boxing skills

feel there must be a joke here but I can't see it

>wears an anorak to the 100th anniversary of the armistice
at some point "modesty" becomes ostentatious
mad how the same people who think (smart suited blatant toff) farage is trying to act like a man of the people also believe corbyn is some kind of relateable working class santa claus because they saw a "candid" photo of him coming out of greggs

based and dogwhistlepilled

v bored
Chainsmoking and drinking stubbies of Castle Lager

>google.com/maps/@45.4392182,12.3292273,3a,22.3y,38.94h,81.88t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS63eQInHZFZjIs0IzFmi5w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

looks so comfy, just sat there with a girl, do you think he made it lads?

silencers are illegal here yuh dumbshit

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might be a thread on here lads

virus
shan't be clicking

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IT'S ALIVE

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To
Shant be clicking on this you gimpy queer

kek this is me
except I don’t think Im the guy from clockwork orange he was a psychopath

Vietnam fucking shits

Human blood sells fro $420 per kg

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this is an image board you spaz, not a linking board.

Great film
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ss97oxqFS8
Great tune

Selling human spit

>hahahahaha i sure btfo those virgin freaks on Jow Forums with my ruseful images it is not as if they are in fact similar to these characters in fundamental ways

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Human heart? $420k

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then why am I donating for free

>news report on radio about portion control
>go around asking people on the street how much pasta they make
>random bloke goes "I don't know my husband does the cooking teehee :v"
what is the fucking point
fucking pasta

shes fat

'ditors Btfo

What in god's kingdom is element 118

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1547430850591.webm

they all laughed at me
they said i was crazy
but LOOK
HAHAHAHAHA
LOOK!!

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>personally i felt we went a bridge to far

flung the DVD out the fuckin window like a frisbee

I'm wearing an emerald currently btw. This shit would sell for a fortune in the west. But I plan to hold it until I become green lantern

Dont worry rorke,
Even if its cancelled the passports are still going to be blue.

sounds like COD lore
youtu.be/bty4-TgBV9I

How do you pronounce squirrel?

whats ainsley up to these days

is Qwant broken?

hope, cope then rope

The last and largest element thus far synthesised.

why are there so many trannies on Jow Forums

n word

Feel like I will be punished in the after life for my Jow Forums posts. Each one read back to me, and me having to apologise for it.

whats anti matter

moot invited them

>Qwant

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skwi-rill

skwirrul

trannies are by definition very online people, and more specifically drawn to insular and strange subcultures

Took a gram of element 118 down at the pub with bazza and the lads, saw the lord himself and he showed me the interracial breeding grounds, was a truly third eye-opening experience

Now this is my new fetish

sukurireru

Me on the left

She's a porker, and probably just waddled off some hideous cruise ship.

It makes me recoil.

skwirl

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Be humble. Improve yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=mGyWifMrDsA

if refractory period didn't exist, I probably wouldn't get much done

dude I saw a skwirl in the meer

got san element 118 roll in greggs

Im the most humble person i know

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CARRRRMEL

reckon i'm a so-called soft boy

Your dick starts hurting after a while though. I had a mad drunk wank sesh last night and my penis is raw and swollen today.

they do this on purpose

sounds like an inner-city london based rap grime thing
like a dance or subgenre or slang term for stabbing someone

The global elite matters
Most people don't matter
4channelers anti-matter

youtube.com/watch?v=fSM4eNnr8mw

going to watch this

Only poetry cannot be translated well, and therefore it is poets who preserve languages, for we would not bother to learn a language if we could get everything written in it from translation. So, since we cannot witness the beauty of poetry except in the language in which it is composed, we have motivation to learn the language.

mandem skwirl dat peng ting get me

*skwirls you*
*hits a fat skwirl on your grave*

So what's actually going to happen with a no-deal brexit
don't get the fuss

1h left until end of toil

30mg of element 118 straight up the jacksie lads

Henry here

fuck your poems, cunt
just speak fucking properly
it's not even hard

fuck off henry
just kidding mate haha get the bevvies in

Tbh skwurl sounds better than skwirrul

that's what my cat was called

my mate had a cat called henry

Business idea: Skwirls made out of Oganesson (element 118).

rewatching henry's kitchen videos

>I'm a Brit on holiday

Mad how how yanks believe that all guns are illegal all over the U.K, here in Norfolk Most the people out in the Styx have at least a shotgun.

reading a wikipedia article on anti matter
doesn’t make much sense

Tunnucks are a danger to health, full pack didn’t touch the sides

pozzfordian benderino

alri mate haha

told my therapist about the time i was molested

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everyone and their mum's is packing 'round 'ere