This is how your average American views the world

Why do you consider my country a best friend, i thought we was irrelevant

Yeehaw my cowboy brothers.

For some reason, everyone on the east coast has a super positive opinion of Peru.

la creatura la atrocidad el fin del mundo...

Wow thanks, this is a surprise for me, I didn't know it

Not nearly enough gray on this map.

based

if they regard that nation at all, which they don't

el sharto en el marto...

Average American dislikes us.

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I bet 99% Americans don't know what Belarus is. And half of other countries on map.

Utter crap. Most don't know what peri is mind love it.

How will mutts ever recover?

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you are just powerless peasants, we've disliked your governments, and of course that religion of "peace"

I won't soon forget the hundreds of people going home for christmas on a plane your old regime planted a bomb aboard

>American
>Can diferentiate countries in south america

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no but the only people that like you are chicanos

They rarely can find difference between Germany and Poland. Other countries are just sounds

the only countries the average american knows are Canada and Mexico

Don't forget the death of the U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens.

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yeah, not surprised
why do americans dislike France again? Is it still because of 2003? when will you move on?

>Like Spain
>Love Italy
>Dislike France
It's always us

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hopefully you folks set yourselves right in this century

Nope. Just this morning we fucked up the Lebanese Embassy.

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the "average" American doesn't even know what happens outside of his own state.
The "average" American doesn't even own a passport

Also, judging from "paint the world" threads, I can conclude that OP's opinion is far off from the actual American Jow Forums poster

Love you too America

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Sorry but what are differences between your countries?

This.

The average american don't know where is africa

The average American believes that Africa is a country

The average Ameriblack won't shut up about it.

the average colombian spends 95% of his day stamping on vats of coca leaves :^)

Nothing much really.

indeed, they're 9000x worse than anyone that's ever talked about prussian history online

what's so funny, fag
it is true

So that's the OP's personal autistic view of the world. He is representing our country itt. I hope he is dressed properly for the occasion.

what war?
You already lost LOL
Your government did literally shut down because we didn't pay for the wall
LOL

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youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

the average french can't into english. why?

little exposure to the english language and bad education

he only understands ~25% of the words

Coca crops comprise less than 1% of the territory. and Colombia is about as urbanized as America (80+%). Good meme though, as expected from an ignorant Unitedstatian

come on mexico, that's not fair. please pay and unlock our government.

that's alright, still better than the average american who only knows merci in french.

you don't actually know what you're talking about my fat idiot friend

the first language I ever learned other than English was french, so go suck a thousand dicks and then kill yourself

oh look, a triggered underage boy. nobody gives a shit about personal anecdotal experience. the fact still stands. also, it is a 18+ board, thanks.

>implying I was the only one at my school

fuck you you filth

do they have VAT in colombia? what %?

19%

keep critizing my english i dare you. Fucker every kind guy have a dark side

Lebanon has the original Tripoli. That's why libya attacked their embassy

il etait une fois une petite grenouille
qui m'a mordu dans les couilles

here, criticize my french, i dare you

but, before leaving the country, foreign tourists can request a full VAT rebate if they kept all purchases' receipts. Come visit :D

so cocaine is VAT free??

can't take the memes when they bounce back upon you my narco friend?

Well I like French and Russians.

So I am not average.

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you can like russians just fine, just as long as you don't like russia

russians made russia the way it is now and they "elected" putin. what's to like about them??

it's illegal, so technically it's indeed VAT free

How is it blowing all the coke that we produce? Why does America has an opium crisis, why are you such degenerate?

I suppose people that have developed addictive tendencies are past the point of stopping themselves. The human body can become a prison for the unwary. As it is for me, death to drug peddlers!

>Like Belarus but dislike Russia
>Like Saudis
>Israel isn't best friend

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Fuck you.I bet you are a G*rman American.

I am an American whose name comes from that blessed land! Elsaß je Deutschland! :DDD

>hate pakistan and ethiopia
did I miss something?

Americans are the most geographically ignorant people in the world. I'd imagine like 75% of the country can't name more than 3 world leaders, let alone individually mark countries in Africa or Europe.

I'd be willing to bet that you suck seven out of ten dicks

youtube.com/watch?v=gGEx0gRI3AY

Jesus Christ...

>make funnee bit where I only show people that didn't answer this immediately

amazing, like that's not gotten old

Your love Argentina but not Paraguay?
Do u even know how fucked it's Argentina right now.

everyone on the planet doesn't have a updating status map of every country on the earth they check every morning,

Latvia hasn't had a government for three months but you see literally no one mentioning that ever

>if I dont agree with that it can only be cherry picking

youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk

the only people that I would consider stupid are the NPCs that would open those clickbait videos

If you know the title then you opened it, stupid burguer

Why hate South Africa?
How does geography education looks in your school? I mean do not you learning about other countries? Also do you using map where America is centered? I saw it on Tv series

not really, there is an embed that exists you monkey

Fucking Perú like a best friend.
K mate i'm out.

Are you forgetting a good portion of our population comes from South America?

Probably because the US has 50 states the that are often practically their own countries.

Ok James, answer quickly. How many stars on that flag of yours?

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we don't use a map where america is centered, only the chinese do that

we use the standard map where the prime runs through london

how stupid are you that you'd think otherwise?

7/10 das alrite

As I mentioned I saw it on Tv series. I did not want to be mean towards you / your country. Sorry if I offended you.

You wish

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I don't think geography outside of the states is even taught in non-honor classes. For my classes, all they did was give a quiz with a picture of a different continent every few weeks where you had to label every country on it. Then eventually there was a quiz where you labelled the whole world.

insane things I've only heard of from the internet #4028450000

I understand, Thank you for explaining

>americans are cringe
Accurate

I've been to 40 countries. My three favorite are probably India, Mexico and Colombia.

Wh*teoid hell-holes can burn.

merci beaucoup mon cher ami amoureux

I've been to 600+ countries in the last couple years but only 3 were worth visiting.

Not everyone sits inside on their compute all day, autist.