My ancestors defeated the mighty romans

My ancestors defeated the mighty romans
what did your ancestors do?

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they didn't eat shit

They made russians eat shit.

they expelled moors from iberian peninsula

conquered the iberian pennisula from the christians and raped white bitches for 700 years

Me

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it's not what my ancestors did for me, it is what i will do for my descendants

my ancestor :)

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lived in the snow

My ancestors killed the filthy savages and tamed the Appalachian region.

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cracked some g*rmoid skulls lmao. The first time my country's name was uttered was to describe an incident in which some g*rmoid missionaries got their asses whipped trying to convert us lmao...

Defeated the mighty romans

Build the biggest empire.

Where did it all go so wrong for America, you used to be so cool

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Subjugation of Iroquois, Hurons, Crees, Algonquins and Micmacs best day of my life.

reckoning

The romans defeated themselves, user.

>Chivington and the Colorado 3rd return to Denver on Dec. 22. The city declares a holiday. Hundreds line the streets as the volunteers parade through town, men's and women's genitals on their hats as trophies. At the Denver Opera House, the scalps of 100 men, women, and children are strung across the stage. The crowd rises in a standing ovation.
New worlders are just as savage as nazis, no difference between them. Well there is a difference: Germans aren't proud of their nazi past unlike new worlders who masturbate to their genocidal past. Evil, evil people.

You have a genocidal past too

Stopped the moorish conquest dead in its tracks, conquered germany, france and northern italy, and set up the very order that defined the medieval society of europe

Reminder that your pic is fanfiction. Lalli never existed

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My ancestors pillaged british cities and killed subhumans aka british people.

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Then who killed that English bishop?

Nope, and even if we did, we certainly don't revel in it like the new worlders.

my ancestors did absolutely nothing

t. henriksson

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My great grandfather fucked off to the USA and made moonshine during the prohibition, bribed a cop to close his eyes to his dealings and then the same cop informed him that his moonshine shack will be raided by a police force. He then burned it and booked it back home.

I heard they were good smiths

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They enslaved the vikings and other whites.

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>the authenticity of the accounts of his life, ministry, and death are widely disputed and there are no historical records of his death nor existence.

Mine genocided the Romans along with the Vandals.

My ancestors

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They also pillaged rome

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Who do I believe?!

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Boypussy

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must be their vandal heritage

We still are. Come, visit your descendants.

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Doges, crusaders, sailors and clergymen (as far as my family goes)

We defeated the mighty germans :^)

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I dont think living in shanty mountain villages, stuck banging your sister, and telling people to squeal like a pig counts as taming the appalachians. At least the natives stole there wives from other neighbouring tribes like chads

What makes you think that settlers are more evil than Native Americans? they would also be compared to the Nazis

Germany had their reasons though. With the added detail that most of them were to be relocated to former day Israel or anywhere else for that matter.

>falling for eternal (((german-american))) propaganda

Defeated the mighty romans

>romans
greeks

WE ARE THE VANDALZ

hello my germanic brother ;)

mine too, at the battle of Caporetvm, 2670 ab urbe condita

populated a volcanic island, then enslaved that same island 3 centuries later

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You gotta stop generalizing natives as one single entity.
Not sure how it was like down in Panama during colonization, but up here, the tribes were as diverse as european states, countries, kingdoms at the time. Some were peaceful, some were warmongerers, some were neutral.
Also, pretty sure being at war doesn’t count as being a “nazi”

built an abbey on a mountain

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Same as yours on one side.

and now slovenian whores can be found there for only 5 euro an hour

think they did a good job

Mine did that in New England.

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What are you doing in Norway, ic*Lander?

My ancestors were the romans.

we became the romans

My ancestor defeated your ancestor.

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You are still a puppet of Russia.

my ancestor have potatoes to the world.

How do you wear a woman's genitals on your hat?

that's from lord of the rings

alright let's assume I'm an icelander
why would an icelander use the word "enslave" when in reality I was just heavily overexaggerating a 1262 annexation of Iceland by Norway?

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gave*

I don't think they're welcome on this board.

I don't know

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If you're referring to the Iceland raid that was a Dutchman behind it.

Managed to stay out of 2 World Wars.

further the might of the Republic, and humble the impertinent Bog

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>Build the biggest empire.

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it's okay, user. everyone makes mistakes
remember that you are loved

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the romans were afraid to invade Ireland

they merely found nothing of worth there, just like in Wales, which they literally refused to administer

>mountain
You silly lowlanders.

Be quiet slavic coward. Fear the Gaelic man and build a wall to keep us out

>slavic
>coward

really?

>New Worlders

What the fuck do Canada, Australia, or New Zealand have to do with this kind of savagery? Even when we did do things wrong (and it wasn't genocide) we certainly don't "masturbate to our genocidal past."

>innocent natives
YEAH KILL ‘EM
YEAH CULTURAL GENOCIDE ‘EM
YEAH FORCFULLY CONVERT ‘EM
YEAH STEAL THEIR CHILDREN FROM ‘EM
YEAH SWEEP ‘EM UNDER THE RUG

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Genocide and residential schools aren't the same thing and we have done and continue to do a lot to atone for forced relocations/conversions/culturalisation. I'm not saying Canada has clean hands, I'm saying we didn't practise systemic genocide or parade through town wearing the genitals of slaughtered First Nations peoples.

cucks

Invented shampoo, outdoor plumbing

Scared Alexander the Great away from invading South India

Beat Britain with salt

Invaded and won battles on most of the WWI and WWII battlefields in Asia and Africa (under the British Army)

Oh. and founded Queen (Freddie is older than me and therefore fair ground to be my ancestor)

Probably roman ancestors
French / Spaniard ancestors

BTFOed the japs

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the goths (gutes/götar) came from sweden though (götaland)

Absolutely fucking nothing other than being particularly good at sailing

To be honest, meme countries like Finland, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Poland and the Baltics didn't do these evil shit only because we were bitch colonies to other countries all the time. We didn't have the chance.

Japan doesn't equal Rome/Romans, dumbass.
OP wasn't asking about Eastern History, you shit lord.

VERY controversial opinion, but we need jews to keep the german and anglo tribes in check. These guys are savages. Jews are necessary evil.
I just wish for them to stop fucking with the other european tribes, we are not all like the germans and anglos. Stupid racist desert rat jews.

Are you talking about the America's Cup?