Whats the most logical thing your country has done

Whats the most logical thing your country has done.

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what a country does doesn't depend on logic but conditions and patterns, it cannot find simple fixes to complex problems, it snowballs existing problems into new ones

Fucked Japan at the end of ww2.

Bribe Swedish fisherman so we could cuck Latvians out of an island.

become a vassal state for israel

Remained loyal and opposed Americans for 243 years

Aided Hitler but told everyone else we were neutral so we wouldn't be charged with warcrimes.

Suck up to the Soviets.

???

I literally and unironically believe that containing the spread of communism was a massive net good for the world

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this

It was. But sometimes you lot had overdone it

Vietnam war was still a mistake

The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region

even do you fucked the entire southern american continent by not letting it evolve into something you didnt want it too become because there was a slight chance at it becoming red

Securing sovereignty over huge parts of international waters early. Was intended for the fish industry but turns out there was oil there too.

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It was a mistake we didn't win, people fled in drones to my country for fear of the brutish tactics they used.

based

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Conquer/discover Iceland, Greenland, parts of Canada, the Faroe Islands, Shetland, large parts of Sweden, the Kola Peninsula, and Antarctica, only to give it all away and then only claim a barren rock in the middle of the Southern Ocean as Norwegian territory.

Not Afghanistan, or the middle east in general. Communism works wonders on muslims.

buy Alaska so we be closer to Ruski friends
:3

Conquest of the desert.
Though is pretty ironic that we conquered the natives because they were violent uncivilized shitskin barbarie but later we ourselves became violent uncivilized shitskin barbarie.

see you in 30 days xD

>drones

>we
laffo I always forget that Aussies were part of like every American war. Who's a good boy, yes you are!

1915

Americans don't know how to moderation.

Aussies are a strong independent nation, not Americas dogs.

beheading royalties
creating the universal unit system

>Aussies are a strong independent nation, not Americas dogs.
No, Aussies aren't Americas dogs, they are Israel's dog, they just don't know their true owners lmao

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b & rp

What is this picture supposed to be?

Strayan being good dogs to their masters.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap

>Partly run by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) and U.S. National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), the station is a key contributor to the NSA's global interception effort, which included the ECHELON program.[2][3][4][5] The unclassified cover term for the NSA facility at Pine Gap is RAINFALL.[

>beheading royalties
>creating the universal unit system
And to think that over the channel you still have "people" ruled by a monarch who weigh themselves with stones.

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That's what close allies do. We had the tech, money, and manpower so why not have a station in a friendly country.

why are the french unable of not slapping a cock in everything

>why are the french unable of not slapping a cock in everything
kek
>he Gallic rooster (French: le coq gaulois, the Gallic cock) is an unofficial national symbol of France as a nation, as opposed to Marianne representing France as a State, and its values: the Republic.
I think it suits them perfectly as a national bird.

>he doesn't want to put a cock proudly rising the red tip of its head up to the sky on everything

>Be a close ally of the USA
>Their interests are in your best interests, so you help them out, making the alliance stronger.
>Military and intelligence cooperation on each others soil due to being a close ally.
>People call you a dog.

Also about pinegap
>5 Eyes
Literally the US, UK, AU, NZ and CA all spy on each others citizens to get around the legality of it.

As to why their best interests are ours
>No borders so our closest things to a border is the sea
>Means to keep our borders and trade in check we have to have a strong navy
>Our industry is so reliant on exporting / importing that any contestment of our waters would cripple us
>The UK used to have the most powerful navy but WW2 and their message they won't help us out on the other side of the world meant we immediately started close military relations with the US. We had Japan knocking on our door (bombing of Darwin killed more people than Pearl Harbour.)
>This bond only grew more as we moved more towards the US being our main ally.
other reasons they're in our best interests
>Capitalist and encourages it
>Democratic and encourages it
>Our economies mesh well together due to more similar laws than AU and China.

Another reason
>Culturally quite similar too

Surrendering in 1940

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hehehe...based.

We killed some soviet invaders, made some paper and mobile phones. That's about it.

Killed a bunch of germans

>Soviet-funded socialist Allende gets elected
>slight chance of becoming red
You can't say there was only a "slight chance" of it when someone like Castro actually did that exact thing and allied himself to the Soviets.
Of course they would try to prevent more countries from doing that.

Name some characters who match this profile.

10/10

Thanos

...but you’d be gay, too?

Here comes the divide and conquer russian.

Go suck off your Islamic masters dick.

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Sold china a ton of drugs to get silver to buy tea from china, they got mad and threw the drugs into the sea so we started a war, “bought” an island off them when we won and continued to trade for tea.

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Legalized weed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Germans_from_Czechoslovakia

Λογιkή

>everything is the Jooze
you can never win with these fuckheads.

>forgets when the aus govt was shut down, removed and trashed over this issue.

Tiananmen Square Massacre

Don't forget lynching evil wh*tes

Is there anyone on Jow Forums who can refute this?

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...and then being in the winning side
Few casualties :^)

Tiananmen Square Massacre and Liu Xiaobo

>Whats the most logical thing your country has done.
Not one single good logical move has been done in this shithole

Absolutely nothing
This buffer state should have never formed and we would have been MUCH better off if we stayed united with the Netherlands :(

every fart has a government

Joining up with the nazis and giving them a few of our jews was very logical, but morally questionable.

No one else wanted to help us so what were we to do. We removed them from Lapland after the war anyways.

Killing bo*rs

Why are you so butthurt at boers? Yes, they did bad things, but the british were a lot worse

or the father could do none of that and just raise a shitty kid

Have you ever met an Afrikaner?

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Refuse the Pope to go on a crusade "because there is no beer in Jerusalem, and therefore life there is impossible." That's what our king officially sent to Vatican as a response and his excuse was accepted.