Don't just stare, user, come sauna with us

Isn't sauna a health hazard? Especially for people with high blood pressure?

Go sauna with Teemu and Saku

Attached: teemuselanne.jpg (1024x768, 99K)

Is that wine?

>you'll never have such a chiseled jawline

towels off you fucking poofters

based and finnpilled

would getting a boner during a sauna session with friends be considered offensive in finlan?

No yoi dont

O-okay, we're just friends, right? haha

Attached: 1534556911189.png (254x274, 76K)

>edgy phase when 14 and thighs covered in cutter scars
>can never have a sauna or bathhouse with the bois
Oh well id probably get an anxiety chub and laughed at anyway

you'll be fine.
you can say anything you want as long as you say something
don't make it a big deal and no one will make a big deal out of it.
"I was young"
"yeah that was a long time ago"

Even I reacted at how strange that was, but that might be due to having grown up with Finnish mates.

I've seen girls wear swimsuits despite having noticeable scars on their arms, and nobody talks about it.

>probably swedes
well at least they're good at hockey so it must be true :^)

Damn it must be so sweaty in there haha

we all know what adolescence is like, user

lol I bet you could smell their peepees
wouldn't that be sooooo gross? rofl

Why don't we have sauna culture? Our climate is perfect for it but no one wants to do it.

Dicks don't seem to smell more than any other body part as long as the guy washes enough

>Canada doesn't have a big Sauna culture
Wait really? Wasn't a lot of Western Canada also colonized by Russian

Dicks smell like concentrated, sweaty man. Everyone has mildly different body odors

What does Russia have to do with sauna?

Left to right:
Kill fuck marry kill

Attached: image0-7.png (729x676, 447K)

Sauna is pretty big in Russia from what I know about Russians

Post belly faggot

will things like this happen
do finnish people talk to unknown people in public sauna?

Patrician taste

Attached: A217EC61-F1B0-464C-A599-BE5C5698AF87.png (1284x1572, 565K)

>sauna
It's bastu, you little f*Nnoid subhuman.

Don't try me you faggot or I might actually do it

Sauna is a place to bond with your fellow man and to make new friends. Come get naked and comfortable.

that's the gay version

Usually yeah just to make the situation less awkward. We might suck each other off just for the heck of it and for brotherly bants lol

How old are you? 12?

I don't know what mine smells like. Can you do it for me? Don't be a fag and start sucking me off or anything like that tho.

bet (White ebonics for do it)

Russians go to Turkish steam rooms for gay homosex. They wouldn't know a real sauna to save their lives.

this is a real question please answer ;;

How do you do this if you're fat? I used to be fat and I didn't even go to the pool, still have stretch scars on my sides and lower belly because of floaters.

I heard finns just get naked everywhere

If you are able to actually smell its not hot enough.

Bitch ass nigga thought I wouldn't

Attached: IMG_20180628_122221.jpg (1920x2592, 512K)

I'd make you some burgers. I said belly not tummy

lmao look at this twink motherfucker
eat a burger son. live a little

You will not be judget my brother (unless your dick is less than 15cm)

It seems like dry air killing your brain cells.

You may not like it but this is what peak endurance looks like

Attached: IMG_20181012_171057_HDR.jpg (3120x4160, 1.39M)

1. Take clothes off
2. Walk into sauna

Yeah, at least the Turkish homosex steam rooms are humid amirite

STICC

let's see you endure my fist to your fucking face, pal.

jokes on you that's my kink

Very redpilled belly button. Would poke and tongue

why not answer my question

Attached: 1545951365705.png (1555x853, 256K)

How did this emerge into a faggot thread? Why poofters have to ruin everything?

Only one way to find out

Everyone has imperfections on their bodies. It's not like you'd be surrounded by Abercrombie models.

Depends. It would certainly be weird and looked down upon if it happened with your buddies and possibly offensive if it happened with girls who have no such intentions

just bought my plane ticket. can't wait to see you this weekend. ;)

Attached: dbz.gif (500x375, 374K)

thank you

Attached: 1545484157243.png (448x357, 3K)

When naturist guys get boners apparently people ignore it or the guy covers up with a towel.

i would sit on the lap of the guy with the glass

Would a guy be the target of jokes if everyone was naked and everyone could see he was circumcised?

Nah, if you're cute I'm going to start sucking desu

that makes sense as well, a good way of acknowledging it without making things too weird

no, but it would be weird

Hopefully. It's a fucking curse cast by Protties

One does not care to acknowledge the mistakes of one's youth.

Attached: jssvdxgdh5vctaf8g2ej.jpg (1600x900, 89K)

My dick is exactly 15cm, I used to think I was a lost cause until I lost weight and managed to measure it without the flab.

Taking your clothes off around other men is already weird here man.

I guess but it just seems like finns take better care of their bodies because they go naked so much

No idea what are you talking about, since gays is the first thing what comes to everyone's mind when you say sauna, just don't try to deny that banya is the truly superior in either way.

why fingolians are such queers?

>queers gay blah blah blah fags gays can't stop talking about gaysex blah suka blyat

Seems like you're a bit obbsessed by homosexuality.

>making fun of cut guys
Most didn't have a choice

Neither did I my fellow Americut, but the burger argument is that uncut kids will be mocked. It can go the other way if we try

IMHO no guy should be made to feel ashamed of his dick

Attached: 1419204790487s.jpg (249x234, 5K)

...

Finns drink booze in sauna?

Gold beer in sauna is godlike

Fuck, i meant cold

i want to grab cold beer with you in sauna

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 21K)

with insecurity like this, you couldnt to begin with

wat

"You limp wristed cunts all nobgobble each other"

>gets her cunt naked in front of you
>WTF WHY DO YOU GET A BONER

Fuck off

>towels
what a bunch of fags, they're probably scared they'll accidentally stare at each other's cocks

I've never liked sitting in the sauna. Breathing hot air with other dudes and sweating isn't nice. Never understood why people do it, it doesn't even feel nice.

>Breathing hot air with other dudes and sweating

Attached: 1536156732428.jpg (544x826, 59K)

This is why you'll never be invited if a united scandinavia ever happens.

Attached: 1537963861803.png (469x452, 277K)

pretty sure he doesn't want to take part in the greater northern somalian empire

Nobody asked for your opinion, mutt.