How would you name your children when/if you become a parent, Jow Forums?

How would you name your children when/if you become a parent, Jow Forums?
For me

>girl
Lucille or Mathilde
>boy
Louis or Matthieu

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aishe

mohamed

>girl
Dżesika
>boy
Brajan

>girl
Jennifer
>boy
Jennifer (because he's going to be gay)

Alexander if boy
Alexandra if gril

>girl
Chantal
>boy
Kevin

Why the fuck would you do this?

>boy
fredrik
>girl
sofia

>boy
Pádraig
>girl
Saoirse

Johann
Wilhelm
Helen/-a

named my daughter Mathilda
if I get another one I name her Lorelay
if it is a boy Kurt

>boy
Richard
>girl
Lucy? Not sure

based and redpilled

Ok fritzl

>boy
Patrick, Joseph, Jacob, Michael, Ted, or Hank
>girl
Sarah, Jessica, Claire, Lauren, Heidi, or Abigail.

Name your kids?
>Mathilda
Based.

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Boys:

T-Rizzle
B-Drizzay
DeShauntéay
Tyronáissé
B-Murderah

Girls:

Farteisha
LaQueefa
Queenita
Mashiita
Cliteeta
DaeShawna

Apart from Heidi, these are the most Yankiest of Yank names you can possibly get.

You're 100% a woman.

>Boy
Juozapas, Vaidilas
>Girl
Aistė, Gvineta

Ruben
Loftus
Cheek

Name your nonexistent children, yes. Why?

Dude can it get any more fucking boring than that? Queer fag bitch. Asswipe dickface. At least give them a nice Nordic name. Fredrik is for normie faggots. Sofia sounds like a Bulgarian prostitute.

nope she wanted to name our daughter Olivia

B A S E D
R U B E N

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>girl
I like the sound of "aur" so something like Laure, Laura, Aurélia...
>boy
I want an angel's name so Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Metatron..

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Anastasia
Ivan

>Farteisha

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I've never thought about this because I don't see myself getting married

Based an' Gaelicpilled
Anastasia (Anna for short) is my current oneitis's name

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sofia means wisdom and fredrik is named after a certain wisdom lover because I'm a big fucking pseudointellectual, deal with it

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fuck outta here with that gay shit nigga im not even on my twenties yet and i live in a shithole nation

the little dark blue frog looks like he arrived late the day they were giving brains

I like Sofia but nordic names are nice, I know a girl named Ragnar

chantal

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>I know a girl named Ragnar
A girl (boy)?

Frederikis germanic
:(((((

Anastasia- Nastya

Mashitah is an actual name here, knew one in primary school

Damn straight, because I'm a red-blooded, burger-chomping Yank.

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nope, vagana

Male:
Gregory

Female:
Mary

have a roll

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Never met a straight Gregory. Hope you like fags hahaha

>want an angel's name so Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Metatron..

what about Satan or Lucifer?

>Boy
Umar, Abdel Kader, Ahmed
>Girl
Fatemah, Aisha, Zaynab

guy: salah
woman: wasila

>Boy
Pali-Sansakrit name
>Girl
Pali-Sansakrit name

why did we frenchs abandoned our good old medieval names ? Godefroy, Guillaume, Raymond, Geoffroy sounds much more better than "enzo"

boy
nigger slave
girl
nigger slut

if I would be American it would be Chad and Stacy

You mean german names?

there are no real french names, all of our names are either roman, greek, jewish or german

Guillaume sounds really nice

based and BBCpilled

rolan

Porsche or Lexus

Mandingo or Lex

>girl
Luiza, Sophia, Akane
>boy
I don't know.

>girl
María
>boy
José

>be Swede/Norwegian
>unironically name your boy """MAGNUS"""

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they dont really seem german even in historical terms. atleast I dont know any historical german with those names. britts have a lot of them though, I guess those names came over with the normans?

>Tyronáissé Nysven

Roll

I know a frisian guy named Erk that named his son Pelle

Rolling

Geoffroy is just latinized Godfrid

these names came in france from the wisigoths and the franks
>I guess those names came over with the normans?
they came in england with the plantagenêt

its frenchified versions of German names
Godefroy = Gottfried
Guillaume = Wilhelm
Raymound = Raimund
Geoffrey = ??

>boy

Ranma, obviously

ahh now I see it. frenchification changes names too much as that I would recognize them.

whoever rolls for Lasharterious Borwn (0018) wins

>boy
Krševan, Lobel
>girl
God forbid it happens

A+

My future children you mean

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Girl
>Vírún, Hvít, Ingiborg
Boy
>Kappi, Kiar, Brasi

>boy
Genghis khan, Edil, Tamerlan, Batu, Mode
>girl
Tomiris, Mandukhai, Chabi,

what about François

Comes from either franca or francus, so germanic or latin

depends on husband’s nationality really
>girl
lore or karina
>boy
erich
>t. Am i literally yellow?

roman
it comes from the latin word "francus"

luke/luca/jack/harry/james/alex

emilia/emily/anna

Roolllllllll

>boy
Joel/Kent/Andy
>girl
Isabelle/Brooklyn

Boy: Nikolai
Girl: Anna-Lena

>Lucille

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Boy:
Tyler, Jaaden, Tyric, Conner, Callum, Emile

Girl:
Catlyn, Chelsea, Kylie , Stella, Jordan-lee

Darko (it will be a boy, obviously)

Boy
Yang, Huang, Lee, Chen, Leung

Girl
Kim, Patel, Lai, Chun

Grill: Alexandra
Boy: Egor

roll

>How would you name your worriors when/if you become a dark barbarian lord king of your ice and fire kingdom , Jow Forums?
>For me
>>girl
>Vesna, or zlata, gordana, marima, Svetlana ,Katya, katarina, želja, Brena, anja bronijaslava ,
>>boy
> ivan, Kiran, ,vladimir ,Alexander ,dima, or ilija, borislav, bronislav, sevolad, radomir, zvanomir, ratomir, križoslav, miroslav, Vladislav, voivodaslav, vladik gosha emilijan

my kids will grow to be pagan barbaric bodybilders and will take all ever this world and will finise what ancestrors dident complete

My sons will have Strong heads and heands to protect our tribe from the filty weak heands and heads


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>Girl
Alice

>Boy
Yakiv

>Girl
Emese
>Boy
Levente
They are actual traditional hungarian names, but not tryhard larp ones that commie block dwelling proles give to their children

>Yakiv

>girl
maybe Helena or Ksawera
>boy
maybe Jerzy
trying to pick some names my ancestors bore

>Boy
John, Matthew

>Girl
Mayumi, Yuriko

>boy
Adam
>girl
Hannah or Abigail

t.mjolnir

>>boy
>Adam
>>girl
>Hannah or Abigail

Adam I Hanna

Fucking Jew

>girl
Ava
>boy
Luc