How does one acquire a French gf?

How does one acquire a French gf?

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Take a shower, a new haircut and be yourself

Take a shower, a new haircut and be yourself

don't be an obese am*rican subhuman tourist nigger

thousands of hours in a solarium

Take a shower, a new haircut and be yourself

As Varg did

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I once had a coffee with a French girl and she kissed me

AMA

forbidden magic

What did Varg do?
How old were you? Was she hot?

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Convert to Islam

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She wasn't hot but she was very "charming" in a certain way. She had a big nose but was otherwise quite pretty.

is she actually french or some sort of north african jewess like all the other french actresses?

She could play this painting though.

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The most French face ever

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learn MOAR u fag, you comparison between Claudin and Jeanne d'Arc have no sens

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Win a world cup

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>a North African jew has the most French face ever
Thanks for the compliment sweden :)

she's french

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The one I posted is North African?

Also this is the most French-looking statue

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I should start by learning French
>csq aucun petite amie mignonne française qui me murmure des choses coquin en français
one day we'll get a French gf user, one day...

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Killed a guy and did 20 years of prison, guess women here love a bad dood

this pic make me think about my ex french gf..

Fuck off we're full

Nope she's a frog from Paris.

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stop corrupting this anglo saxon imageboard

I don't know her, but I can recognise French Sephardim. Nice statue though.

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>Those mongol cheeks

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French girls a cute

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>tfw she's actually kinda witty for a 17 years old

I'm the one who started posting her
Please do not steal

>She had a big nose but was otherwise quite pretty.
sounds like every french girl ever
anyway i like french girls but i think i'd like the idea more than the reality

The reality is actually boring, because most French girls act ordinary. They can be very beautiful though, and a select few act as exceptions to this rule.
I attended high school in France for a year, and my friend and I had to make an amateur movie. He brought his older sister(who wanted to become an actress) to school so she could star in a few scenes, and I instantly fell in love with her. She was stunningly beautiful--petite, with long chestnut hair and hazel eyes and kissable lips--which was surprising because they both came from the same rural French upbringing and her brother turned out ugly and a turboautist(but a great guy). She rejected me, unfortunately. But she took a liking to me and we remained on good terms, and my time with her was unforgettable.
But admittedly, this was 15 years ago so I have no idea what French girls are like these days.

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Daily reminder that she was an incel

looks like a bonaparte

Nah, just a virgin. Until the *nglo took her, that is

volcel because God told her to be