Americans call their father "sir"

>Americans call their father "sir"

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>americans marinade their foreskins in HFCS and then shoot them

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that's because they've realized that their real dads are in jail (niggers with big cocks) and the dude that claims to be his dad is just a soiboy whit*oid

jokes on u i never had a dad

>Canadians call their father 父親

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I've literally never done this myself, but one of my best friends did. It was fucking weird.

I call everyone in my family by their first name

>Americans get shot so often they think dad is a military rank

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Lol

for real?
kek

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Jokes on you fags, your fathers call me sir after I fucked them up in a 1 on 1 fist fight and then took your nan's car

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lol

I wish girlfriends would call their boyfriends Sir

>americans tip their mom after dinner

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404 no sides found

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lmao

>americans can think

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>Canadians call their father "爸"

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fuck germany beat me to it

>be american
>get born
>tip the doctor

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lol

>Americans call microwaves "shoe rack"

Quick reminder this joke killed the thread

I don't. I only call adults who I don't know sir. And thats more just the south not elsewhere

all i see in this thread is E N V Y

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>Germans call their father baba

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fug