>Americans call their father "sir"
Americans call their father "sir"
>americans marinade their foreskins in HFCS and then shoot them
that's because they've realized that their real dads are in jail (niggers with big cocks) and the dude that claims to be his dad is just a soiboy whit*oid
jokes on u i never had a dad
>Canadians call their father 父親
I've literally never done this myself, but one of my best friends did. It was fucking weird.
I call everyone in my family by their first name
>Americans get shot so often they think dad is a military rank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Lol
for real?
kek
Jokes on you fags, your fathers call me sir after I fucked them up in a 1 on 1 fist fight and then took your nan's car
lol
I wish girlfriends would call their boyfriends Sir
>americans tip their mom after dinner
404 no sides found
lmao
>americans can think
>Canadians call their father "爸"
fuck germany beat me to it
>be american
>get born
>tip the doctor
lol
>Americans call microwaves "shoe rack"
Quick reminder this joke killed the thread
I don't. I only call adults who I don't know sir. And thats more just the south not elsewhere
all i see in this thread is E N V Y
>Germans call their father baba
fug