Finnish government has granted a 200 000 € loan for making wooden dildos. Earlier the company Teatiamo Industries Oy raised 163 200 € through crowd funding. They're targeting 2020 Tokyo Olympics as a potential market.
Finnish government has granted a 200 000 € loan for making wooden dildos...
Nolan Thomas
Andrew Rogers
That's smart.
Isaac Murphy
want to buy wooden anal taps, mate?
Lucas Cox
But why the Olympics?
Carter Brown
I'm fine, thank you
Joseph Baker
They assume Japs dont have a large sex industry.
Jaxon Myers
APPROXIMATE SIZE INFO
LENGTH: 25cm = 10,6 inches
LENGTH FROM LONGER ARCH: 30cm
NARROW END DIAMETER: 3cm
NARROW END CIRCUMFERENCE: 11cm
THICK END DIAMETER: 5cm
THICK END CIRCUMFERENCE: 15cm
200€
Noah Fisher
>200€
You could get a hooker to peg you for that and have enough change to cry in to a beer afterwards.
Landon Thompson
we are going to make masturbation an olympic sport
Samuel Lee
High tech industry on the rise in Finland
Julian Morales
>200€ for a stick
Daniel Long
isnt wood a very bad material for this shit, i mean i dont cut meat on a wooden chopping board either
Dylan Lewis
Benjamin Hughes
How do they even know it was actually used by lesbians and not just an ornament?
Brandon Stewart
what if it was used by two guys, bumping their buttholes against it?
Adrian Butler
maybe they smelled it lmao
Julian Nelson
Excelent. We must grow more wood for the sake of carbon capture.
Ryan Stewart
>i dont cut meat on a wooden chopping board either
Fucking zoomers.
Angel Clark
A better use would be cracking someone's skull with it
Luis Walker
Ikea should sell these excellent solid wood items.
James Kelly
>the government is paying women to find alternatives to sex with their own men
Incel uprising when?
Landon Nguyen
Many degenerate visitors from around the world. A very diverse environment. Perfect for testing out innovate marketing techniques. They could give away free samples. Try and buy.
Juan Collins
a top of the line hockey stick costs more. not only can you rip it top shelf with a powerful slapper, you can also use it as a dildo.
Aaron Brown
I can already see a killing spree happening in Japan by some autistic guy dual wielding wooden dildos
Jose Rogers
You could use it as a club.
Imagine, every faggot would conceal carry this kind of lethal weapon.
With their feces on top of it, it even doubles down as a biological weapon.
Julian Jenkins
if you think sex toys are an alternative for sex for either men or women you truly are an incel
Nathan Russell
>while you were out partying I was studying the dildo
Isaac Torres
Imagine splinters up your hole