/brit/

is google broken?

'ce

google isnt my lads

>Freshly painted throughout, updated bathroom, new vanity and lighting. Eat-In kitchen with newer laminated floorings and private patio, great for outdoor grilling. All appliances stay including a washer and dryer in the unit. This unit comes with a one car detached garage with garage door opener plus one assigned parking spot in the back of the building. Association fee includes Heat, Water, Trash, and Gas.

someone lend me the $3k for down payment

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just got threadmogged, lads

no chebs no arse
whats the point

My liver hurts.

neither are we fuck off

what's cracking about it except for not being fat?

haha lad

name please

de pusi lads

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I just took one of those giant log shits
I haven't had one of those for months

Try pouring vodka on it.

>ever getting a house under $250k

375 days until Drake can legally fuck Millie Bobby Brown

If someone has a stomach ulcer people may unironically suggest him to "burn" it with vodka or even pure alcohol. Basically just drink a few shots of vodka on an empty stomach and the ulcer will go away bro. Doubt it'll work with any liver disease though.

there are no laws for the rich

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most of the pinks are in name only

Why do Deanos find this attractive?
Me? I like females that look human

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>East Germany still visible
mmm

Emperor's new clothes

>Why do Deanos find this attractive?

Doubt they do. One of the emperor's new clothes kind of girls

hat this fool

>hat this fool

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the irish phenotype

based mormons

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bet shes a great laugh, would have a drink with

I’ve fucked my brain so badly with pornography that when I see an objectively attractive female irl I feel absolutely nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg&t=

you'll rue the day you mocked me yank

Why don't women want me

because you browse tesco's website on dark mode

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when i see one i don't imagine myself shagging her, but seeing her in a legal porno DAP gangbang

We’re putting together a team.

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Put me in the soil

Ok Jow Forums

I wish i were asleep

I’m just a nigga with a rocket launcher

same but forever

how about i put you to sleep permanently

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I wonder how much did Putin pay her to hold that sign?

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propa bri'ish famly

xvideos.com/video1371901/on_real_threesome_girls_don_t_stop_after_man_cums

>her

sorted him out with a lifetime free tranny pill prescription

Promised myself I wouldn’t wank more than once today and I already spent that wank at 9AM (I can only get out of bed after I’ve wanked) so I won’t be clicking this link you wretched temptator

sucking a golf ball

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gonna smoke some fags (cigarettes)

Creepy looking mf

wish i produced more cum

shrodingers penis

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Me? Crying

munter

I’m on growth hormone peptides so every time I wank litres upon litres of seminal fluid comes out

cute!

why are you on that?

From the depths of history comes the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

Same, but until my /sp/ ban expires

wouldn't that just be a rabbit

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i've permabanned myself from /sp/ ever since moot let reddit mods kill it

>it's another /brit/ full of barely average slags episode

feel like everyone's a tranny these days

Isn't she a Melburnian?

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does zopiclone have any recreational potential

fucking reddit twats on the bus were talking about fucking reddit for the entire journey
wanted to heem them but they were brown and sounded like poleaboo (but weren't) and they were just so fucking annoying
>oh yeah man there was this guy on reddit who was like a hacker and stuff and uh like he was uh like hacking into this pizza place

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Listening to Nigger Young

I don't see any chebs

need a good cry me

got a LOT of emotions that need to come out

i'm so h&l bros

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Haven’t cried since I was 13

skip to 5:03
youtu.be/ujJ1DAhtdEg
look into it

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feel like one of the last straight white cis males on earth

>prison planet
>alex jones
hmm
"no"

stop watching porn

Hate this picture because it reminds me of when I first saw it posted on here years ago and brings back some memories

don't think i've cried since november but feel one coming on soon

Did they gay bomb Alex Jones?
Is that he was looking at trannies

youtube.com/watch?v=qJ1wZYvVULs

Wuss

need to start making a serious effort on the no-gf front

HEY LOSER!

yeah sure haha

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For me, it's the test match.

why?