ITT: Jow Forums in 1672

ITT: Jow Forums in 1672

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*trades fur*

>Wander into the Appalachians for some big ass beavers
>*fwip fwip*
>scalped

It's almost harvesting season

We arresteth a local laff for the crime of adulterous fornication. She shall be branded on the Bofton commons at midday Faturday the 17th.

>Retarded king starts another war
I'm going to get conscriped and die painfully in freezing weather

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Long live Louis!

fucking heretic bow before the Pope

Based

>grow tobacco
>grow tobacco
>whip disobedient slaves
>hang captured pirates and leave their corpse to dangle in the town square as a warning
Welcome to ol' Virginny, bitches.

In Rhode Island all the heretics from Massachusetts congregate, the wretches who rejected our one truth faith. Hell awaits them all.

Damn the union with Moldova and Transilvania didn't last...

*is an injun and HEYOYOYO*

Come to America. His Majesty's new colony of Carolina needs settlers.

They didn't mess around with roasties in those days.

You don't even exist yet.

who else here /comfy/

They finally banned Proteshits. Fockin based!

*contrabands some cows and sheeps*

*sigh* Another war with the tulip niggers. They don't give up, do they?

>starts
how's the cuckshed?

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Most of you is still under the roach boot.

Time to plough the fields.

At least the perfidiof Dutch did furrender New Amsterdam to uf back eight yearf ago.

ᛟᛁᛋᛈᚨ᛫ᚲᚨᛚᛃᚨᚨ

That's how it sounds when you're trying to talk with a Swedish penis in your mouth I take it? :^)

det är ingen bögar i stora sverige

Chop wood, chop wood, farm, farm. The wife is in birth with our eighth child today.

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You said it.

'ate krauts
'ate danes and norwegians
'ate spaniards
'ate dutch
'ate anglos
'love me french mates
'love me king
'love me wife and kids
simple as