ITT: Jow Forums in year 1000

ITT: Jow Forums in year 1000

*smokes weed with my fellow natives*

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>russia
what

Cannabis didn't exist in the New World before Columbus

False

Kievan Rus

1000 is a shit date faggot.

>sh-shut up

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Oh man it sure has not rained for a while and the city is getting restless, maybe what we need is more human sacrifice?

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أريد أن لعق قدم فاطمة البني الجميلة.

>1000
>"Germany"
what

YES I'm aryan now and not a disgusting shitskin m*d!

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lads i cant believe those subhuman teutons stole polabia from us wends

Chac will be pleased. Now marry your sister. The Ajaw needs more retard slaves to produce his chocolate

ⰻⱄⱅⱃⰰ ⰱⱁⱆⱅⰰ ⰳⰵⱅ ⱌⱃⱁⰰⱅⰵⰴ

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>principality of transylvania
>1000 AD
yiketh

Who wants to go with me to kick the smelly arabs out of Iberia? We can rape some womens along the way

prepare for war
europe 4 europeans!

por Santiago!

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I can fight for you. I have a bow and a horse.

in 500 years it will be like this, so everythings fine

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Time to unite Finnish tribes before it's late I guess

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smelly fucking uncivilizied magyars stinking up the pannonian basin.

The fucking asshole Lord is making me clean his castle's moats tomorrow.
God, why was I born a serf

For the last fucking time. You fucking chr*stian missionaries need to fuck off. We've let you off from our border before, but i swear to fucking god i see you retards come over again im gonna fucking club you.

Back to toilet cleaning, Mykola.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus'#Name
>During its existence, Kievan Rus' was known as the "land of the Rus'" (Old East Slavic: Pѹ́cьcкaѧ зeмлѧ, from the ethnonym Pѹ́cь; Greek: Ῥῶς; Arabic: الروس al-Rūs), in Greek as Ῥωσία, in Old French as Russie, Rossie, in Latin as Russia (with local German spelling variants Ruscia and Ruzzia)
>The term Kievan Rus' (Ки́eвcкaя Pycь Kievskaya Rus’) was coined in the 19th century in Russian historiography to refer to the period when the centre was in Kiev.[14] In English, the term was introduced in the early 20th century, when it was found in the 1913 English translation of Vasily Klyuchevsky's A History of Russia,[15] to distinguish the early polity from successor states, which were also named Rus.

At least i' m not some gay semen slurping Vik*ng

Based maloross

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Germany

*ahem*

FUCK THE EMPEROR AND FUCK THE POPE

TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

(me in the pic btw)

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Convert already you fucking ape

The Kingdom of Germany was in the Holy Roman Empire alongside Italy,Bohemia and Burgundy, it should really be the HRE being shown here.

ᛖᚷ ᛋᚴᛁᛚ ᛖᚴᚴᛁ ᚺᚡᚨð þú ᛋᛖᚷᛁᚱ

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> mfw illiterate wh*toid infidels with half my life expectancy

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Hallo my fellow Germans, what a great day to go farming

Hahaha silly Spain, I'm sure we'll have a long friendship ahead of us together.

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i'm an illiterate goat herder and what is this

Kingdom of Arles is rightful German clay

Will go find a feminine man to fuck

Mountains in the low countries
>Mountains
>in the low countries

>be me
>get raped by vikings
such is life on the Northern coast