Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Gfs told me to touch and kiss them .

>ad maiorem dei gloriam
Did she go to fight ISIS?

I always secretly desired the drama that came with a GF. The suffering after a breakup. Simply because I didn't have anyone. But it's not worth it, the pain incredible,and you feel even more lonely than you began

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>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes, my current and first. Been with her since 2014

>How did you meet?
At a party some gay dude set up.

yes, she just approached me when i was shitfaced because tall fat fuck with sabaton t-shirt is apparently something desirable.

School jumper

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Get a hobby, something that forces you to go out, like hiking, or mt bikes, sailing, fishing, surfing whatever, you're bound to meet someone

How big is her dick?

Bigger then you Andrei

got a wife, but no gf atm

Heh, but that doesn't mean you are gonna be involved in any conversation or even want it to happen.

I bumped into a group of hikers the other time, and they somehow dragged me into their conversation.
It was quite annoying, I didn't want to be rude.
I did my best to hide my insane powerlevel.

Yes, same for the last 7 years.
We met at work.

Well that's you, I was addressing op's issue of not having the opportunity to meet people irl

>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
yes
>How did you meet?
highschool

Yes

On Interpals, then in person a year later in her country (Estonia)

It was nice tbqh, we were both virgins so the sex was objectively bad, but beautiful and memorable in its own way.

>I did my best to hide my insane powerlevel
if you succeeded, congratulations
it takes effort alright

Based

>gf cheats on you
>not chopping her with a machete
wtf I thought Hondurans were based

source please

I met my gf through my sister. They worked together and became friends, and I got to know her as I spend a fair bit of time with my sister.

I've never used online stuff successfully.

>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes, my right hand

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I do but I never see my future with this chick. Like I regretfully fuck her.

I think im too good looking for her and am ashamed of what my friends will think of me of they find out

No
No
No

Met my GF at school. Girls online are trash dude. Also if you're not 6' and take professional photos for your profile good luck even getting a reply from a bbw single mom with 3 kids.
I feel sad for guys that have to use tinder and other shit to meet women.

why not just leaving her?

Shes hot in my eyes

thanks to Internet, I could had found an italian jew descedant on america, but you must not trust in a jew, they can break your heart

2 good damn year in relationship and she left me because I was 100 milles away from her

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>Ad maiorem Dei gloriam or Ad majórem Dei glóriam, also rendered as the abbreviation AMDG, is the Latin motto of the Society of Jesus (Jesuits), an order of the Catholic Church. It means "For the greater glory of God."

I had a girlfriend when I was like 5 years old.
I mean, she wasn't a girlfriend of course, just a friend from kindergarden but for some dumb reason my parents liked to roleplay and say she was my girlfriend.

kinda lame for both of you, find another one

Yeah, what do you do if you're too disconnected from acceptable opinions and social sensibilities?

>Bound to meet someone
That is what chads, boomers, 3rd-worlders think, because they have always lived in more socially easy times/contexts where the women actually had reasons to like men and make themselves available in real life, and weren't pathologically consumed with dogs and social media vanity.

You don't "just meet" a single woman who will talk to you and like you in real life in the West. I've been to plenty of places and the only people you ever end up talking to are old guys who are basically just you in the future.

Single women under 40 live in a different world. You'll never meet them in real life. Every single time I've seen someone even kind of attractive in the grocery store in the last 5 years, there's the Boyfriend not far away, and he's always pretty close to a Chad, even if she's just a 6/10.

In the US, virtually every public place is just old/ugly goblins and fat people. The general populace of the US/UK is really ugly. Attractive women will never just be alone on the fucking sail boat next to yours, or whatever.

When I've been in some other countries, there are pretty girls riding the bus and shit. It blows my mind. Here, we're all just ugly, lonely fucks and the pretty ones keep to themselves.

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shut up and nod from time to time. you would get "user you're such a good listener" badge if you do that
me i play David Letterman on them and ask them stuff to pretend i care

Maybe I'm just not westernized but finding your SO online sounds a little weird to me.

>bbw single mom with 3 kids
I just moved to the South, and it is literally 80%+ exactly this on dating apps. Every single profile is a fat single mom with multiple children. Everyone is married with kids by 25 here, and I'm an incel in my 30s. Online dating is shit, and can't save anyone, and yet it's really the only option.

even if she dresses like a 15 yr old georgia kid i think she seems pretty nice you should go back to get her

>getting laid where you get paid
user..

this

There is no money to buy one now.

That's why I suggested hobbies that require people to go outdoors, not just outside, because often that needs you to be in some sort of shape if not pretty fit, and of course there are exceptions, but most of the time people that take part in those activities are happier and more open to start a conversation just because, of course I'm talking based in my experience

>Tfw you're Georgian and your jeans do indeed have holes in them

lol girls don't go "outdoors" alone here or you get raped and killed by a black guy.
girls don't join clubs alone, they join them with friends, and if you try to talk to them they think you're some alone creep that joined just to meet girls. We have the worst women in the world, even if they are 6/10 they are entitled as fuck. I can meet a 8/10 girl on a Croatia bus any day of the week, here it's fucking impossible.

Well fuck, save money and move out of that place

>they think you're some alone creep that joined just to meet girls
and they would be right
so what

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I would imagine it be more of a Japanese/East Asian than Western thing.

who the fuck is this girl i am captivated

Hung out a couple times with some guy from high school, went to bars etc and he had female friends so they sometimes tagged along.
Since I'm legitimately autistic I was quite lucky that she fell madly in love with me, for whatever reason, and kinda went after me till we ended up together
Also she was incredibly hot and sometimes went completely ham in bed and I still jerk off thinking about this to this day, we broke up 6 years ago.
Otherwise she was garbage tho, basic as fuck and dumb.
2nd gf via OkCupid.
Now alone and on Jow Forums since 2 years, between 1st and 2nd gf was a 4 or 5 year intermission too.
Now idea how other people find gfs if not online though, it's completely impossible for me to talk to strangers outside so no idea what I'm gonna do.
I study STEM and all girls there are nerdy and ugly, not the good kind of nerdy.

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why did you feel pretty used? Elaborate cause the situation itself sounds pretty awesome.

Lmao, she is only these were just like her lazy day clothes. But she might return next year (to the uni) and I pray she does

>No rules irl
wise romanon

just remember that she got dicked by multiple Chads while she was away every time you look at her

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Its a fact of life I'm afraid. Promiscuity is normal nowadays, and decent looking girls are bound to be seduced. Forget the virgin meme and if you can find someone who you genuinely connect with and hold on to em

>Forget the virgin meme
don't want a virgin, but don't want a chick that breaks up with me to take a little sex vacation and then come back, I ain't no carpet sister.

>context
When I met her she was due to leave uni at the end of the following month. She just got out of a relationship and wasn't looking for anything serious.
Over time it did get serious, and then when the time came, she had to leave.

at least do some banging yourself just to be sure
I usually recommend hookers since you save yourself from all the going to bars and picking up chicks hassle etc.

Sometimes I check on my ex-girlfriends on Facebook and they have kids or are married and are madly in love and I just think to myself I was cummin on your face 6 years ago lol. Women are whores, if you fall in love with a girl and she's had a boyfriend before you know she took spunk everywhere.

Yeah that would be nice. Not just gonna sit waiting like a tool. Also, while I have never felt as strongly towards a girl as this; I can't rely on us picking up where we left off. A year is a long time

I am the guy you replied to. You are right I am from the south. I assumed it's like this every else in the country. I made a PoF account out of curiosity and it made me depressed of what awaits if I am ever single again.

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I'm absolutely not a red piller or anything, but they got a point in some regards.
If it's meant to be and you two fit, a year shouldn't be much desu, unless she went through some "finding herself" bs or whatever is "in" currently.

I'll tell you what. I'm 32 so I've been around the block. The best way to get an American girl is to not give a fuck about her. I don't know how it is in the UK but girls here love wondering what's wrong with them that you are not throwing yourself at her lap every 2 seconds.

Hang out with her, have fun, make her enjoy time with you but take it slow. You don't even have to be alone with her. If you have friends, go out with them and then say hey by the way Jack and I are going to X wanna come?

Eventually she will remember how great she felt with you and how it's still great and once you plant that bomb in her mind it will sprout like a beanstalk and spread like a virus throughout her body.

The worst thing you can do is have her come back and then be pushy that you want to hang out all the time. If she says no, don't question it and just do something else (if you're on instagram and she's following you post a good pic, girls hate seeing what they're missing out on). You could even tell her you're busy when she's available, it may feel like shit because you're essentially losing time with her but it pays off double in the long run. It's fucking stupid how this works and it goes against general laws of attraction - where if you like each other then you can spend 24 hours together every day. That will eventually come, but first you gotta play cat and mouse.

Again, this is USA advice. I know for a fact if you do this in Italy the girl will wonder if you're gay because those whores love attention and you panting like a dog at them.

Yeah I just don't know,I don't want to set myself up. If she was still here, we would still be firm, that's for sure. Definitely clicked. But that was then?
Maybe I'm just a bit sceptical. It always seemed too good to be true for me

By the way this works in a lot of countries you just have to believe in it. I was in Moscow over the summer and I met a girl, we hung out twice in 2 weeks and I asked her to come out with my on Friday, she said she was busy doing something, so I told her okay I'll go to Saint Petersburg since you are busy. I took the train and that night she sent me like 20 messages how she regretted not hanging out with me. Women are so easy to fuck with once you make them feel like they're not the world to you.

Your right for sure. I'm very coy by nature. Never spoke about my feelings for her. Which is maybe why she opened up first. Girls want what they think they can't have I suppose. Shallow mf's...
When she comes ill have to let her settle in again and just effectively start from scratch.

It's so easy even cave men can do it.

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no and i cant even imagine it, my attitudes towards women are too weird

I had a gf once

We met through our parents work

Show her you evolved yourself during her time away. Looks way more attractive than being the same ol' shitstain as before.
Not like a different person, but an upgraded version.

Wise words. Got plenty of time

i can actually resonate very much with this picture and have been doing this all the time
does that make me cringy?

would kill for the one in the middle

kek COPE

>yes
>school, friends of friends, out at bars, organizing/activism, jobs
t. former normie

yo sameee

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I didn't realize it at the time but we were definitely closer than most male-female friendships were. It might have been borderline romantic, but we didn't call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend, and we weren't physically intimate other than the typical hugging and cuddling.

>I think it fucked me up more than I've let on
Pretty sure the 11 year old felt worse

No.

Only two chances come to mind and they occurred recently. Both during my senior year of college; first was a foreign exchange German student who, to date, is the only girl I had genuine feelings for and wanted to date. To make a long story short, she had a boyfriend back home and I was too much of an autistic to adequately ask her out or even speak life into anything I wanted. We hung out all semester and it was cool since she and the two other German foreign exchange students were nice to hang with, but it was always a sense of butterflies even though I doubt there was any mutual feelings. Its w/e at this point I just am disappointed I let myself be that overwhelmed emotionally and let myself get put into that situation mentally.

The other chance was some chick who I tangentially hung out with during spring events in school. She was attractive, but desu a bit slutty and a hardcore party chick, she was super friendly to me and super forward and ended up asking me out to the bar and we hung out all that night. Ended up at two bars and had no idea what I was doing at that moment, I wasn't really interested in her but was admittedly physically attracted. Ended up leaving post midnight when she we met up with some of her friends and we kissed only because she grabbed my arm and turned me around and then I kind of awkwardly just left. It was a weird night and I 100% could have gotten some that knight but was nervous and inexperienced and pussied out of what was already a weird circumstance.

Fast forward to now and I am working and hitting the gym doing some personal advancing I guess, but still am at home and haven't had any female interaction like that since and for the life of me can't see where it could possibly come from. Between acne and being average height I'm not attractive enough to overcome my own social inabilities and simply can't form emotional ties with 99% of the girls around me and it sucks. I'm on Jow Forums now and just wanted to log this lol.

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No I've never had a girlfriend

Never.

Fucking sad state of affairs. I'm working on changing it now, but man I fucked up in my earlier years.

where did you fuck up?

Never tried to socialise, make new friends/aquantances etc when I was in Uni, meaning I graduated a friendless loser.

I also didn't bother trying to maintain my existing friendships, meaning they all slowly drifted away and are now living their own lives with their own girlfriends.

Its a really bad feeling seeing people who were worse off than you getting their shit together and finding someone they love and setting up their lives together while you're still stuck in the same rut.

As I said in my earlier post I am fixing my past mistakes now, and while it is certainly possible to rectify them, you're essentially still playing catchup. Best to start early.

You sound like a massive fucking cuckold.

Sad story though, I also remember some girls that I could have relationship with but missed these chances so bad. I think I understand your feelings about these two girls you had some feelings and moments with

>ex gf
Fourth year of high school, she was a classmate. Falling in love with someone I didn't really know was my biggest mistake.
>wife
In 2015 I wanted to go to the first one man show of FALILV at Nippon Budokan (youtube.com/watch?v=2k55xXm0ido), so I made up my mind to go to Japan. I was going to spend a month in Tokyo and I was arranging my concert schedule. I thought I could meet someone to go to some of those concerts, I posted on Craigslist about my plans and someone sent me an email. This person wanted to talk about an argentine band (Sentencia Previa). I didn't know their name, genre, age, etc, we exchanged emails for a couple of weeks, always talking about music, and we ended up talking on Facebook. That's when I found out that the person I was talking to was a woman. I went to Tokyo, we met, we spend time, we went for dinner, we went to concerts (Coldrain and SIM) together, by the end of my stay I fell in love with her.

I had my only girlfriend in middle school to high school for almost 3 years. Best looking girl in the entire school, easily. My life was looking pretty good until I was one day introduced to RuneScape and I got incredibly addicted and seriously fucked my life over. Ended up distancing myself from all my friends and became a hermit.

I'm too ashamed to even look her up, to see what she looks like or is doing.

It's crazy how such a small moment can have such a large ripple effect. If I never went into that classroom and heard the nerds talking about games I would be living an entirely different life right now.

Do you have a job? are you liked at work?

>The best way to get an American girl is to not give a fuck about her.
They don't give a fuck about me either, Chad McRad

Its more frustrating since I went my whole life up to that point with no attention from girls and the entirety of college functioned the same way until those two girls. Both basically crashed and burned on me and now that I'm out of school, and just don't know what the hell I am going to do. I don't want to panic, but I can feel myself inching closer to just throwing up my hands and sake fuck it I don't care anymore. Idk thank you Russian user person for your comment.

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Lmao I shouldn't have posted that girl's picture. It's been like 10 threads that I see her. Cute French girl though but she is too innocent to be on 4chin

It is over.