Why does Jow Forums always make fun of the British breakfast?
It's pretty good I don't see what's so bad about it
Why does Jow Forums always make fun of the British breakfast?
James Moore
Wyatt Cook
>toast sandwich
Ryder Morales
they don't they make fun of toast sandwiches and meme food that no one actually eats, looks good lad but you need some black pudding, or maybe some haggis, but i heard haggis is illegal in the states
Alexander Kelly
they're extremely unhealthy
Easton Richardson
>eating fungus and dried blood
>not awful
Adrian Roberts
The only thing that seems strange to me is eating beans for breakfast
Caleb Perry
baked beans are massive here, one nice thing to try is a baked beans and cheddar toastie
Tyler Phillips
i always thought english breakfast looked the best. it's anti-soy to the core and i don't like sweet food in the morning
Evan Harris
I respect the beans
Benjamin Martin
blood sausage is based though. expand you palate beyond tendies n fries.
Angel Barnes
>anti-soy to the core
>baked beans on the dish
Ryder Bailey
Not a big fan of British style beans, but you gotta try bbq pork n beans with your bacon/eggs/hashbrowns man. It's something else.
Ryan Lopez
Fucking hungry now lads.
Levi Gonzalez
You've obviously never had them, they're disgustingly sweet
Asher Nelson
eggs are alright
Levi Kelly
American breakfast is identical except for blood sausage. Also we use a different cut of bacon.
Lincoln Perry
sweet beans? wtf
Alexander Wood
and no fugging beans
Jace Morgan
I don’t know about you but an “American” breakfast in NY is a good BEC
Lucas Wood
Beans for breakfast are goat
Jaxson Stewart
It's way better than the Med breakfast of a "coffee and cigarette" which is pretty much cancer for breakfast. I can respect British breakfast because it's the closet to American in Europe
Caleb Moore
literally kys NYfag, as if anyone gives a fuck.
Tyler Roberts
>cancer for breakfast
You could say the same regarding the amounts of oil that the meal of op's pic has
Joshua Ross
>Le ingested saturated fats will kill you meme
Now the burnt bits, that I'll pay
Levi Taylor
It's mostly pancakes and hashbrowns though
Unless you're one of those weirdos who gets spends $5 for avocado toast
Ryder Wright
it doesn't content soy and sweets so it seems too manly food for west european guys.
Alexander Williams
>seething flyovers
Gavin Ward
>soggy, wet everything thanks to the fucking tomato
Matthew Nelson
do you have chippies in the states?
Zachary Young
If by “chippy” you mean fast food restaurant that serves a bunch of fried shit, then of course.
Noah Cox
>everyone who isn’t impressed by my state is a flyover
“Btw im a new yorker” is the “btw im a girl” of Jow Forums
Christian Murphy
i am going to let you in on a little secret
americans are stupid
Alexander Moore
it doesn`t look healthy and vegeterian. Russian brekfast
Elijah Thompson
better over than into
Jose Perry
They're not Soy Beans, they're Haricot beans
Jonathan Thompson
Remove the blood sausage and some of the meat and it would be perfect as long as you don't eat it everyday.
Aiden Green
there's no blood sausage in OP's pic m8
Hudson Lopez
That's a wet fart on a plate. I should know.
Half of North America's culinary soft power comes from some iteration of the humble garbage plate.
For example, Poutine, Nachos, and pic related. -Shits cash when you have a good buzz going.
Brayden Collins
Ok this shit makes me angry. I feel like its just one guy who always posts this fucking retarded “garbage plate” on Jow Forums. Literally nobody gives a fuck about cincinnati or whatever rat nest city this abomination spawned from. Macaroni salad, potatoes, and ground beef thrown onto a paper plate is neither a distinctive dish or something that originated in your gay ass city. Please fuck off, die, and then kill yourself.
Brandon Jenkins
I guess we really are above the Americans.
Carson Sullivan
Nobody makes fun of the english breakfast.
It's...the rest.
Brayden Baker
B... but the 90s said fatty garbage is good for you.
Landon Flores
the only meme food people here eat are crisp sarnies & chip butties which kids eat
Elijah Johnson
I'm a gastroenterologist. Do as I say.
Angel Young
>Russian breakfast
>food
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Ryan Hill
>It's...the rest.
WHAT IS THE REST
Chase Butler
It has too much meat.
Josiah Wright
literally though.
I'm just getting over the flu and a full english is the first thing I'm eating to gimme lots of protein to aid my recovery.
haven't eaten for the last 2-3 days, well, haven't eaten anything aside from bananas haha, woke up feeling way better after sleeping for the last few days while only being up for like an hour or two between sleeps and the first thing I've done today is go my local breakfast place called bettasnax and ordered three meals to last me the day.
mega breakfast = 4 hash browns, 2 rounds of toast, 2 sausages, 2 fried eggs, black pudding, beans (no mushrooms or bacon, I wanted extra beans instead)
barm = corned beef, two fried eggs, melted cheese, brown sauce and mayo
jacket potato = cheese, tuna mayo and beans, with loads of butter.
fucking beautiful.
Evan Jackson
full english is the best hangover food
Blake Cooper
KEK
Youre not yourself when youre butthurt.
Have a sausage egg and cheese croissant from Dunkin, ya fudge packer.
Joseph Howard
>Bongs will defend this
Lucas Jenkins
chip butties are good though.
Caleb Miller
Weird looking scrambled eggs and nasty tomatoes
You eat plastic, dumb frogposter
Isaiah Bennett
but we won't defend singapore LMAO
Xavier Barnes
Kayden Brooks
A real man's breakfast
Jace Perry
>ah needs mah gun in case ah sees a nigra
lol
Austin White
do you shoot the breakfast or yourself?
Adrian Scott
after he tips it for doing a GOOD JERB
Levi Bailey
You need salmon
Lincoln Thompson
american bacon is inferior, sorry
Levi Wilson
What do you lads usually get from your local British takeaway place?
Daniel Jackson
Insecure fatass.
Jayden Jackson
Our traditional breakfast fish is a 'kipper', which is a smoked fat herring. They do stink your house out though when you're poaching it
Jordan Hernandez
Jellied eels are pretty good though
The worst thing about them is eels are so fucking bony, you have to constantly pick out the bones while you're eating.
Lincoln Robinson
looks like a crime scence
Samuel Ortiz
The sausage is pretty disgusting when you are used to proper Bratwurst and the baked beans usually have way too much sugar, otherwise I find it pretty good.
Brody Phillips
Full breakfasts are god-tier.
Thomas Rodriguez
You eat a pistol too? That's hardcore, man.
Sebastian Clark
Who the fuck eats clam for breakfast?
Jacob Price
>eating breakfast
just a cig and coffee for me.
I feel groggy if I'm full before noon.