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ukip

grim the effort that when into this

Did comp sci and am earning 35k 6 months after graduation not even in London

a literal cancer

>enlgish are probably the most celtic britons
lol

help me lads

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ask her to describe her arsehole via haiku

english have blue eyes therefore we aren't celts

got nothing toulouse lad

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"Looking toulouse my virginity. Want to help?"

Original Population on the decline (x) + Introduced population on the increase (y) = Disenfranchisement, displacement, destruction (z) for population (x)

I just invented this. It's called Rorkes Equation

Its true, England is actually the closest to southern european countries genetically, the celts proably had their largest impact genetically in england with the scots + irish being mostly RhineBeaker (PIE).

Feel dreaming about my ex gf being in the attic was very meta

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thats about $18/hr

>Original Population
no such thing

Want a job and to do things and have the money to experience atuff
Also want to rot away in my own filth and never talk to another person again

there was and this equation applied to them as well. Explains why you can claim that.

Rorkes Equation is bulletproof. Come at me pedantic faggots

The Australian government wishes.

what about the welsh and cornish

lel

everyone knows about those lonely old guys who are always at the bar/pub every night, telling stories of their time in the war
me? i'll be that old guy but my stories will be of my WoW raids, my TF2 matches and my shitposting on Jow Forums

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Abo's are a perfect (x) demonstration of the Rorke Equation. With anglo australians being the (y) and as the Rorke Equation shows: the result was (z)

>abolish ICE
Do deamon rats think this is a winning strategy?

morning lads

saw a strange menu item at a pancake house:
omelette de la branlette
sounds french. is it known in the uk?

>16:15

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>The Australian government wishes.
Yeah nah

Are you me?

french getting pasted lads

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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Took a nice walk in my garden. Except I live in London so I don't have one LOL

It would abolish the republican party immediately thanks to democracy so yeah it would be a winning strategy for them. It would secure many decades of neo-liberal democratic party rule while flooding the country with an underclass of stupid subhuman filth they can use to prop up the lower rungs of the pyramid scheme they call democratic socialism.

>rugby
no one cares

Don't understand why people like Italian food.

haha more like this please

hmm

Morning mate. How are ya?

imagine still caring about party politics

>Mix communist and nazi symbolism to get people to associate the former with the latter
Ah yes, very clever.

lol

this map makes me feel sad

is there a lot of bent stuff in rugby changing rooms?

Bout a medium can't complain reallyyou?

Wales, Ireland and Scotland should speak English

wtf. is that uk? that's russia tier

jog on paki

only in britain

>it's silly to associate communism with socialism

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>build a house
>someone else moves in uninvited
>"no such thing as homeowners innit mate"

sucking a golf ball

I'm alright. Was watching the game earlier.

pasta, pizza, meatballs, seafood
bad?

No no, just wanking off the fresh meat in front of the rugby elders to prove their commitment and resilience.

youtu.be/579naJCdFNc

i unironically look like this guy but im not fat

"Hey user, does this onepiece make my butt look big?"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

"Oopsie haha, it just slipped out. Hope it doesn't smell haha."

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doubt it
even if they were all gay they'd assume everyone else is hetero and not into that kind of thing

>national socialism was socialism
Hitting real brainlet hours

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can someone post the celt offering his wall building services to the roman

England V France?

The map is not exact, because French was more used in England than in Gaul in from 1100 to about 1400-1500 AD.

The welsh too, are probably mostly Rhinebeaker.

The cornish are possibly also heavily celticized as they have fairly high neolithic ancestry, which is an indication of celts.

Welsh seem to have pretty low neolithic ancestry, which is weird because of Welsh dark hair, but they plot nordic as fuck on a PCA. They are probably mostly pre-celtic also.

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chelsea aren't kicking nor heading the ball very well at the moment!

Are you a curry? D:

Such mannish shoulders, my ex gf used to have mannish shoulders too

>it's not socialism when baddies do it

>if it walks like a socialist and talks like a socialist and looks like a socialist and calls itself a socialist but it's makes a temporary necessary military alliance with a fascist then it isn't socialism its fascism

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England vs West Indies

I'm also white I just have the same facial shape

"I'm bored user, do you want to go have sex?"

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>Take advantage of the word 'socialism' in 'national socialism' to discredit communism despite Nazi "socialism" not having the same etymology and origins as Marxist theory.
Ah yes, very clever.

you are supposed to handle the ball

BASED

...

closest i've ever been to being a cricket guy was poting this image on /sp/

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>politics
Did the man do the vote?

the absolute state of chelsea

>I'm also white
I don't get it, are you mixed?

tugging my pipe

no love get dressed and bang the kettle on

Found a shop with good reviews for my laptop screen repair. They open in 30 minutes, waiting on a quote from them.

>grrrrr

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imagine being a fighter pilot in WW2

He's on me

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News flash: apparently immortality is around the corner and by 2100 most 'terminal' conditions can be cured/prevented. So the only way to die will be from an accident. Or to kys if you get bored.

blog on

They're all fucking rent boys mate. Every single one of those Chelsea bastards are rent boys, from Mourinho down to fucking Torres, absolute fucking scumbags.