Why do they all hate each other

Croats are niggers, after we rescued them from Austria and saved their lives, they fucked us over in WW2 and then fucked us over again in 1991. Croats should be exterminated

everyone is "basically the same people"

I can't read Arabic, sorry

xD

it's true, Serbian and Croatian (and Bosnian) surnames are indistingushable except for the personal names they're based upon, which may stem from different religious traditions. Slovenian (including Kajkavian) surnames, on the other hand, are different.

Bosanci so potomci janičarjev, imigracija v Slovenijo je le vrnitev izgubljenih družinskih članov čsi

Slovenes are just Czechs in denial

Czechs go die in mountains wearing flip flops, we don't

you adapted to the mountain jew environment

>In June–July 1917, theYugoslav Committeemet with theSerbianGovernment inCorfuand on 20 July theCorfu Declarationthat laid the foundation for the post-war state was issued. The preamble stated that the Serbs, Croats and Slovenes were "the same by blood, by language, by the feelings of their unity, by the continuity and integrity of the territory which they inhabit undivided, and by the common vital interests of their national survival and manifold development of their moral and material life."

Also Macedonian and Serbo-Croatian are mutually intelligible by like 90%

Attached: slovenci-familija.jpg (400x190, 22K)

We were born in it, molded by it.

Slaba mema

Attached: 1477149806202.png (750x200, 285K)

bull-fucking-shit I barely understood that Monkeydonian blinde nigger who won big brother

Why can't the same people hate each other?

You just have a different religion and varying degrees of nationalist autism and anti Serb feelings.

What part of Macedonia was he from? Maybe he smoke some seljak dialect. I mean, I doubt you'd wouldn't have a hard time with understanding an old seljak from South-East Serbia desu

you are no different from a moroccan then either

Fucking autocorrect man

onaj darko petrovski prica koda ima downs frajer

Slovenians belong to western civilization, Serbs, Bosnians and Macedonians to Middle Eastern civilization and Croats are somewhere in between. Serbs in Slovenia are pretty similar to what I imagine Algerians and Moroccans in France are because the all of them have a similar cultural background.

>They're basically the same people
This is completely untrue. Some of them did great things for humanity.
youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

We're a mish mash of mediterranean and austro-ugric. Breddy gude desu

Well I am Algerian so probably not.

But more seriously, I know that Slovenes, Albanians and Macedonians are different but what the fuck is the difference between Serbs, Montenegrins, Croats and Bosniaks, except religion and nationalist autism.
Especially between Serbs and Montenegrins

js sm slovenec, če me ne moti kar mi je tata bosanac torej enako te ni treba moti

>Slovenec
>calling his dad 'tata'

nope nope nope

our word for daddy is exactly the same as your word for eyes

>oče
fucking slovenes I swear to god

Serbs are orthodox Slavs
Croats are Catholic Serbs
"Montenegrins" are Serbs
"Bosniaks" are Serbs that adopted Islam
"Macedonians" are a mix of Serbs and Bulgarians

serbia and montenegro used to be one nation.
Us and them are quarrelling and measuring dicks since forever, like french and brits or germs and poles.

I am Carno-Norican to be desu

Moj je pa Gorenc

oče would be otac
dad is oči
eyes are oči too, but stressed on the last syllable

youtube.com/watch?v=g0sYV-cXPe8
jebi muslimane bre

mi te sploh ni žal ker nimaš bosanske krvi

Slovenes and Croats are Catholics who use the Latin alphabet.
Serbs and Montenegrins are Orthodox Christians who use the Cyrillic alphabet.
Macedonians are basically Bulgarians who think they wuz Alexander The Great and shit.
Bosniaks are Muslims.

Attached: yugoslavia ethnic map.jpg (1280x1166, 333K)

>Slovenians belong to western civilization
more like a chinese copy of western civilization desu, Germans and the French only consider you equals in your dreams

Serbs use both alphabets, latin and cyrillic

we basically use the Croatian alphabet without the Serbocroatian peculiarities (č, đ, dž, digraphs counted as letters of their own), though it's not ideally suited to Slovenian because it omits a number of our vowel sounds that do not exist in SC

>to mu povedel serv
če ni žalostno, bo smešno

Because they are bad people and deserve to be hated, we got thousands and thousands of those idiots and they are all cancer.

*ć, not č

I didn't claim that, as their achievements and history are world-renowned. I'm jus sayan that Slovenia historically and culturally belongs to the west.

we don't pretend to be something we're not my fellow balkanite

>verb ends in -el
>pronounced as -ouvf
okej kaj kateri kurac

they just come there for gibs, pension, and the occasional carjacking or drug deal, it's not that bad.

>-ouvf
Kuga?

>I'm jus sayan that Slovenia historically and culturally belongs to the west.
true
youtube.com/watch?v=55iADhU4TIk

What are the Albanians like?

Mi BOSANCI smo nasljednici ILIRA

BOSANSKO KRALJESTVO = DIREKTNO NASLJEDNO KRALJESTVO kraljevine ILIRIJE (Illyria)

sorabi, serbi, sarabi, srbi su mješavina SLOVENA (slavena) i TURAKA

hrvati su SLOVENSKO-AZIJATI (sloven + madjar)

srbi i hrvati su SLAVENO-AVARI i nose ime iz njihove turanske prapostojbine IRANA (ariana)

BOSANCI su odvijek bili ILLYRI i NASLIJEDNICI ILIRKUMA

BOSANCI == BASSENI ILIRSKO PLEME

TVRTKO (Tweurtcho) je ILIR i direktan potomak TEUTE

današnji istočno bosanskohercogovački VLASI i poturice nisu BOSANCI (ILIRI)

ILIRI su HERCEGOVCI i KRAJIŠNICI

BOSNA JE ILIRISKA ZEMLJA

>the Serbian word pička right in the title

obviously not a shining example of Slovenian culture (they'd have to use pizda instead for that)

t. Grafit Sljadoljedi

Same shit as the other Balkaners, Consumerist man-children with a fetish for expensive German cars and little else.

Why would they use a Serbian word?

There's a bunch of southern names listed in the description so there's that

Fucking kekd

Attached: glavati shiptari.jpg (720x720, 57K)

Attached: Slavslmao.jpg (1661x922, 401K)

youtube.com/watch?v=xqYqKv9X3YI

Ejjj ljmao

ohohoho OH NO NO

Attached: turklets.png (1381x605, 1.61M)

kek
that's literally the diaspora stereotype

youtu.be/E5dKuC_G5zk
have a rap song that makes fun of d*aspora thugs for your troubles

Attached: 1545496230856.jpg (395x401, 59K)

We're all basically the same people

brate viđi

...along with a whole bunch of double-barelled center-of-Ljubljana bourgeois Slovenian names, it's truly a wonder to behold

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: lmfao.png (1254x670, 876K)

History and the fact that they where ruled by different faiths.

This reminds me, I saw this on our national channel's website today
youtube.com/watch?v=ApOzD1JiUoc

En sirov burek, prosim

Wrong, Slovenians are our long-removed cousins

Attached: IMG_20190211_020801.png (800x582, 220K)

praise be to Yevon and fuck Al-Bhed sandnigg0ers

xaxaxax

Attached: cefurji.jpg (1483x991, 253K)

Interestingly enough, your people integrate worse than all the others, including niggers and arabs. Even after 3 generations here a Balkaner is uneducated and dirtpoor. One of the reasons you are so universally hated by the Swiss. That and being criminal welfare leeches.

t.Elvis Bajrami

Srbski

Attached: 142766-Screenshot_8_ec12_1000x1000.jpg (1000x1000, 300K)

Why can't all Serbs move to Serbia, all Croats move to Croatia, all Bosniaks to Bosnia, and all Albanians to Albania? Problem solved.

Attached: alt-right.jpg (3600x2400, 831K)

Britain vs France is just banter, this is a lot more serious

t. tonibler
mamu ti jebem

LOL, Slovenians are closer to Russians than to Kosovars

Attached: 1549535561095.png (1189x542, 91K)

We do not differ if you're Croat or Sqip or Serb or Bosniak, we just call you Jugo and we hate you all the same. You're the only white people that trigger that reaction in Switzerland.

>ethnic
>muslim

I remember after Switzerland shit on servia in the WC, I saw videos about serves in switzerland going on out on the streets and rioting. IN SWITZERLAND. How have you guys not expelled them back to their shithole lmao?

Attached: 1531753824012.jpg (295x404, 59K)

Because today's borders are largely arbitrary and we're drawn up hastily during Yugoslavia. Why would Serbs give up our ancestral lands that we've lived in for a thousand years or more?

Slovenians ARE Russians. Just look at their flag lol

The Croat identity and Serb identity are religion based. So why do people act so surprised and offended that the Bosniak identity is religion based?

Chink ustaša turned out to be quite a nice meme.
Hrvatska do Pekinga!

Attached: kinezZDS.png (1120x840, 1.13M)

Attached: 1546628942176.jpg (240x240, 9K)

>our ancestral lands
>thousands of years or more
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Attached: 1517094437193.jpg (685x501, 50K)

>sirov burek
to ko sem prvič tisto čul, občutio sem se slabo ker sirov pomeni "raw" na srbščini

veri friendship

Attached: Croatian-fans-doing-eagle-sign.jpg (960x720, 99K)

Football rioting is ok and social acceptable, we can take a joke. Immigrating and settling into our social system and filling Swiss prisons all by themselves is more of a problem. But most frustrating is their inability to better themselves. Literal Congo niggers score higher on every integration benchmark.

Because it's retarded. Even Albania has a identity. They praise a guy who convert from Muslim, back to Christianity and fought the Ottomans.
And they don't care because nationalism is more important than religion.

virgin integrated analbanian vs CHAD NO COMPROMISE SERB

zwei baklava und jedan jogurt bitte

the butchery! I don't think I can stand it much longer

Serves integrated pretty well in Kosovo, so well that they just disappeared

Attached: Reconquest.png (3008x1552, 340K)