ITT we thank Germany for many blessings it has brought to this world

ITT we thank Germany for many blessings it has brought to this world.
I'll start: thank you for sauerkraut.
Also I don't want to cheat but I'll do a second one.
Thank you for Jurgen Klinsmann who gave us our best tournament run.

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carl schurz

Get off of my planet krauts

thanks for destroying the western world

Thank you for Martin Luther and the printing press.

fuck germany and kill yourself

Thank you for destroying fascism through your own incompetence

Thank you for destroying r*me twice, first during the Antiquity and then during the Reformation.

thank you germany for the shit of my muse

thank you for creating the best car company of all time

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Are you really this fat that you need an entire planet for your own?
Lmao the subhuman is talking

Germany gave birth to the greatest composers of the classical era

>greatest
You misspelled 'most overrated'

Fuck g*Rmoids, literally the worst kind of people around

then stop stealing our rocket scientists

How come Anglos didn't produce any great composers in classical/baroque days?
Even Handel had to be imported from Germany

nigga u know we got 3rd place in the world cup right?

Turkish women.

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thanks for destroying the western world

fuck you nigger kys

Death to the Krauts!

Thank you for making us lose 2 World Wars, we never needed access to the Mediterranean anyway.

>my

Thank you for both world wars. I like history, and the period is extremely interesting. Also thank you for inspiring some many great games: Medal of Honor, Wolfenstein, Call of Duty.

hahahahaha got btfod by a german, ahahahahahaha

Thank you for Beethoven and all your contributions to classical music.
Thank you for Nietzsche, Hegel, Heidegger and all your contributions to Western philosophy.
A-and also thank you for your super cute guys

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t. khasan malikbekov