Today I ate a true European snack: French bread with Swiss jam. This is Hero jam, a exotic jam from Switzerland

yum!

this is what being in Europe must feel like

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Very interesting thread, thank you

thank you, Europeans

>wheat syrup

OH NO NO NO NO NO HE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY TO IMPORT FOREIGN JAM WITH ADDED SYRUP

>eating euronigger food
cringe and bluepilled

stop making me hungry silly fren

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true Germans eat wheat syrup. Americans eat corn syrup

it is traditional European food

I'm going to buy a second loaf of brioche bread later. It tastes really good. I like it because it's very oily

Amazing thread

Wow!

> feeling realized after eating a slice of industrial bread with jam
is this the utter state of america?

thank you

pls not bully, this is the best bread at Wal-mart

>Walmart died in Argentina
I will never see how it is...

it is very nice, there are lots of cultural and ethnic foods. Not only American foods

>it is very nice, there are lots of cultural and ethnic foods.
Quite true, they've got an entire isle for ethnic stuff. It's also the best place for canned seafood, there's a huge selection.

Enlightening thread
their jam is alright tbqh

I like eating the fake/imitation crab right out of the bag.

yes, it's good when I have a craving for sweets

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sounds gross.

you should try it. I microwave it first though. If I am feeling fancy, I will dip it in butter. Some brands taste weird, too salty, you have to experiment a bit

That looks like shit user. Make yourself an American fluffernutter

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what is it even made of? I imagine it's something like the hotdog of seafood

>not varenye
Absolutely disgusting

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was gonna shit on the walmart bread but their bread is actually based compared to the typical brands

You're missing the African semen

they take some sort of white fish, mash it up into tiny bits, then re-shape them into stick tubes. Yes, the hotdog of seafood

>invert sugar
>artifical flavorings
>skim milk
>milk proteins
>mono and diglycerides
dios mio, should just make your own bread next time

do they just soak it in crab juice then? where's the "crab" flavor from

of course it is based, it is made from an authentic French recipe

no, we do not have that at Wal-Mart

rude

wrong

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>we do not have that at Wal-Mart
>buying jam
Why do Americans do this?
You're supposed to do it yourself.

it is how the French do it

they add natural and artificial flavoring to it, whatever that means

uhhh no, I'm not making my own jam

Takes like 30 mins

>they add natural and artificial flavoring to it, whatever that means
I see. Thanks for the rundown. Might try it out sometime, although I'm pretty sure that's the stuff some people use in crab salads, so I may have had it before at a potluck or something.

seems like a lot of work when I can just buy a jar of jam breddy easily.

pickyourown.org/jam.htm

it is the stuff in crab salads, and sometimes in sushi too

all unnatural gross bullshit

mmm jam

>seems like a lot of work when I can just buy a jar of jam breddy easily.
Your America is leaking. And you did so well.

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there's a lot of natural (additive free) options these days

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT SOME OF THAT TOO

I'M FUCKING STARVING OVER HERE. SEND HELP PLEASE.

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With vanilla ice

but I am America, I was not trying to contain it

mm jam indeed

the jam is natural, I don't see any unnatural ingredients, except the wheat syrup

>loaf
No wonder Americans are so unhealthy. Get some fibres for once, fat cunt.

I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT. FUCKING AMERICANS AND EUROPEANS GIVE NE YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you are not continental Europe though

I dont like sweets so only try unusual ones, like that one made of pine cones

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what bread do you eat not in a loaf?

I don't know if they have that.

best bread

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no, you are on a diet. You should eat something healthy, like a hamburger.

>no butter
you tried

Just toast an English muffin and put some fucking jam on it like everyone else in this country does ffs. We're not a 100% spic shithole yet.

>no, you are on a diet.
No, I'm not. I'M FUCKING SICK OF EATING THE SAME EXACT THING EVERY SINGLE DAY. FUCKING RICE AND BEANS EVERYDAY IS MAKING ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. I'M SO MAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Geez, beans and rice every single day? I'm sorry. But at least you are saving money, being so frugal ....

thank you for this amazing thread, american man.

this thread made me feel like I'm in Europe

and what do you feel about this thread?

You're welcome, Nguyen

It's very homey

(am actually from hong kong but eh thanks i guess)
(what is hong kong? oh you know, it's china but not china)

it made me feel like I'm in Europe

this thread made me feel like I'm in Australia

Oh, I know what Hong Kong is. Maybe next time I will buy an exotic Chinese product from Wal-mart, like soy sauce or Tiger Balm.

have you tried ramen? It’s like Kraft dinner but from Asia. Very cool, they sell it at Walmart

that is very open minded of you, mr.worldwide.
we appreciate your multiculturalism.

Yes, I have tried taken. It was very delicious. But it didn't feel authentic Chinese to me, like the McDonald's of Asia. I want to try something authentically cultural

Thanks for the moniez, you are a good fren!
Hard time sweating on the field, picking Raspberries all day on mountain cliff in the hot Swiss sun for little pay. But now I happy because America eats my jam and loves it. I so proud now, will pick fast so you can take my berries in mouth.