Top kek. Humans were literal short monkeys or rats when this mega advanced society existed...

This. Humanity needs a strong redpill to know how primitive we are. All alien FRBs are from milleniums ago.

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>Humanity needs a strong redpill to know how primitive we are
of course we're fucking primitive
we eat food the same way that wild animals do

Ayy lmaos do not exist you silly goy, it was probably a gamma ray burst or a black hole.

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Canadians are detecting many intriguing signals since 2018. If they translate a convincing alien signal, it will be a giant shock to the world. Denying aliens is less painful than admit we are monkeys in an universal scale.

Humans are still literally monkeys

Brazilioans still are literal short monkeys

Where is the short meme came from? Central America?

sorry sweaty but God only made the creatures on earth

Daily reminder.

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>monkeys
>1.5 billion years ago
the absolute state of macaco education

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This pic is accurate as fuck. Notice of how most signals are from Orion and Sagittarius. I bet the most advanced races are from there.

that picture was made by an utter brainlet

>implying its not a pulsar

see The only thing worse than a brainlet is a brainlet enabler

Milky Way's empires are probably in Orion or Sagittarius. Most signals are from there.

>nothing for 13 billion years
>hundreds of thousands of civilizations suddenly pop up in the last hundred thousand years
The Milky Way is only 100k light years across. If we don't see anybody now the chances of somebody existing out there right now are practically nil.

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we need to fix our own planet before we go to space
first things first
depopulate south america, asia, africa back to ww2 levels
clean up every country territory of the mess of material it is
reconstruct the ecosystem
so that humans can be elevated once more as a cultured, quality society

you are a degenerate monkey and somebody should take away your typewriter

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?? Are these based on the signals caught over the years ?

Why are you such a mean bacon strip?

The only thing we need to fix before going to space is your existence.

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>massive interstellar war and the battle for human existence will soon begin
based

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no, they're based on a retard's misunderstanding of light lag and the age of the galaxy and the scale of the galaxy.

You forgot slavs. You still think a dick in a male anus is a big deal

i think that this place is chaotic and a mess that needs to be organised and cleaned up back to it's former brilliance
get the broom
we need to get to work

When pulsars was first discovered scientist also at first thought that it could be aliens.
It doesn't mean anything.

This is probably just a gamma ray burst from a massive dying star, or a binary star collision.

You know that every sentence or article starting with "scientists" has a high chance of it being bullshit

>Denying aliens is less painful than admit we are monkeys in an universal scale.
only terroni

it's fake u naive manchild, radio signals cant travel through space.

>battle for human existence

lol, if any alien race was advanced enough to achieve interstellar travel eradicating us would be as easy as swatting a fly. Literally all they have to do is fly a spaceship into earth at relativistic velocities and it's game over for humans

Meme?

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if they are so advance they would've been here long ago instead of farting radio signals in random directions

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Under no circumstances should the xenos be trusted.
Each would lie, each would cheat to take what's human by right.

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No they'd be long dead by now

South America in general is pretty much the only place that won't be suffering of an overpopulation problem. Also poles are the ones that need to be exterminated since their land and resources would be better off if they were used by superior Germanic BVLLS

no no, non-french do
only a superior people could turn disgusting snails into fine cuisine

Are we supposed to photosynthesize or what ?

I'm honestly surprised there's no books or movies about a federalised Earth army in a Halo-lite war against aliens. Normies would take in that shit like it was oxygen.

>kc Jow Forums
lol

The fact that the galaxy has not been fully explored by self-replicating berserker machines that would have wiped us out millions of years ago already proves that there is no significantly more advanced civilization than us in our galaxy. Other galaxies are pointless to speculate about as travel is impossible.

>wikipedia

Average height here is 1.74. Not tall but not short either since plenty of people are above 1.80.

>There remain questions surrounding the source of these repeating radio bursts. While some speculate the signal could be from extraterrestrial life, there is no evidence supporting they are from aliens.

Tell me how can you decode an alien signal? How do Aliens speak? What frequency do they talk?

They will only find aliens that speak between 20 hz and 20000 hz and a language with sounds similar to ours.

This. What if Aliens speak only pi pipipi piiiiiii...?

Whales only talk each other beyond ultrasounds. They probably already found aliens and they don't know.

I wonder what this civilizations brazil looked like. I wonder what their sopa tasted like

Well, in the most advanced countries in the world, people still need to sleep, eat like animals, still have defective babies...

They'd have to go through america first

i will never forget gantz

>Milky Way's empires are probably in Orion or Sagittarius. Most signals are from there

Cygnus constellation has plenty of signals too.

that's still dwarf level in Europe

*Northern Europe

>travel is impossible
Not impossible, just very challenging.

What if the signal is from a future earth with warning for our earth?

Essentially impossible. There's no point in traveling between galaxies. In the future it will be impossible, when the expansion of the universe makes it impossible to even see the other galaxies.

As long it's even theoretically possible, some nutjob will do it. Imagine, having your own galaxy to rule as a god, as your intergalactic tech easily surpass whatever the possible locals have come up with.

either coast for, what, 5 million years without resupply and have your fingers crossed there's no breakdowns, or somehow gather a massless fuel source so you can accelerate at 1g for 28 years to get there? at 100% efficiency? maybe after putting yourself on a computer chip and just launching that with a fuel tank and engine you could make it, but you'd have to kill yourself in the process.
and the locals would surely be more advanced than you at that point.

>still only a radio signal
>1.5 billion years ago
>they never learnt how to travel at lightspeed and beyond
>they're probably dead already
>all lifeforms are doomed to die in their local star systems
This is a good feel.

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>thinking anything is older than 6000 years

HARAM

do you think there's an intergalactic Jow Forums? like an Jow Forumsint//?

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t xenophobe

>not a theistic evolutionist
Cringe

*changing religion so it fits your views*

HERETIC

Ya Habibi I change nothing from my religion. Also even in the most literal interpretation Jinns existed before humanity.

>Humans were literal short monkeys or rats when this mega advanced society existed.
>1.5 billion light years

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Yes, but not in this Galaxy. Humans could have one when they start colonizing planets. Anons from different planets posting on Jow Forums.

Shiiiit imagine races with billions of years of evolution

>trusting aliens

NO

high iq civilizations can create simulated universes are upload themselves into those worlds

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Is it not a fact that the very act of observation changes that which is being observed?

Fuck that shitty ending, I swear

>aliens use radio
>water is required for life in space
>aliens have eyes, can speak and hear just like humans
>aliens can be seen by humans, and humans can be seen by aliens
wtf modern scientists are legit retarded

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based drue

what if it is the higest iq simulated universres that uploads themselves into high iq civlizations to give them ideas that they can create more simulated universes

pretty much this.

you can always befriend a poo in the loo

There's nothing in the religion that contradicts evolution.
>muh God created Earth and space instantaneously
Sure. What may seem as an instant to God could feel like a billion fucking years to us puny humans. Time's relative.

give one example where any of that is false

I love that pic

>>aliens use radio
Seems like a pretty good bet. What else would you use for long-range communication?
>>water is required for life in space
We don't know of any life that doesn't require it
>>aliens have eyes, can speak and hear just like humans
Those are likely needed for complex societies to form
>>aliens can be seen by humans, and humans can be seen by aliens
Yes?

why would the aliens have invented the exact same thing as humans despite no connection?
if you believe in aliens you should also believe in all kinds of crazy shit the human mind is not capable of coming up with.

Radio waves are discovered not invented

>>aliens can be seen by humans, and humans can be seen by aliens

this is your only point I don't understand.
explain?

still the manga was amazing

>what is cooking

This, this and this.