My retarded parents named me Krul because of a lost bet

My retarded parents named me Krul because of a lost bet

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3rd world problems

legally change your name to Pericles or something

>tfw your parents unironically named you Manolo

K. Rool?

If it would have been different u(รณ)it would mean king in polish

For your sake I hope you look like some jacked, retarded barbarian

My retarded parents named me Caio Giulio Cesare Ottaviano Augusto because of a lost bet

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Now this can't be real post evidence

My parents didnt abort me because of a lost bet

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Dunno man that sounds pretty krool to me

Is the name Caio common in Italy?

Are you a seraph

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that's cruel

Guess money really is hard to come by in Greece

MY PARENTS NAMED ME ALEKSANDR NOT SASHA STOP CALLING ME SASHA!

my retarded parents conceived me bc of a lost bet

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>hello i'm mark
>m-my name is ...
>...?
>...pericles...
>...
>well it was nice meeting you, spectacles, but i've got to get going

shut up sasha

>tfw Gnor

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>sensible chuckle.jpg

no way this is real