ITT: Times knowing a second language saved you

>They try to talk to me, I respond with: "VERPISS DICH, UNTERMENSCHEN! ICH HAßt DICH!"

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It's actually "Ich hasse dich".

Oh, thanks. Haßt means has, right? I wasn't sure at the time.
It's apart of American culture. You're either an ungrateful nigger that hates America or you're a godless communist if you don't take thirty seconds to stand up and say the pledge. I don't expect Euros, libtards, MAGAtards or, foriegners know to anything about American patriotism.

I was going to Italy trought Paris and up arriving there and showing mine and my mon's passaport we were brought to a small room to ''talk''. There I proceed to explain to five french federal police how EU laws had changed and why our passaports were that way. When I finished explaining they were all like: ''awww yea, I remember reading something like that, oh yeah, oui oui... you can go now''.

>be me
>Polish and poor at the time
>visit (now ex-) gf and her mother in some small town near stuttgart
>go to a greek restaurant
>i don't speak a word of german
>she speaks okay but doesn't understand much
>owner speaks german with a difficult to understand (apparently) accent and has a speech impediment
>she does the talking, tries to order souvlaki for me and greek salad for herself
>she thinks it worked
>we go outside

15 minutes later
>the guy gives us 2 plates of souvlaki and 2 greek salads
>gf doesn't want to explain we misunderstood each other
>mcfuckinhadit.jpg
>"Μιλάτε ελληνιkά, kύριε;"
>he says yes
>in my broken greek explain what we wanted to order
>owner says it's no problem, takes the plates away, then sits with us and starts smalltalk
>speaks both greek and german, now slowly
>asks us where we're from
>asks why i learn greek
>in the end offers a shot of ouzo and doesn't charge us extra for the additional food
>tip him 20€
>he said he wants to see me again whenever i come back to stuttgart

That was my first (and so far only) face to face conversation in Greek, in some shithole village in Germany. Brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eye to this day, especially that the gf broke up with me a week after and I know I will never see him again.

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Well, why are you learning Greek? Also just because you broke up with that girl doesn't mean you can't go there anymore. Btw was that village called tublingen?

>be me
>england has lost another soccer match
>oh no
>hear the ground shaking as a gigantic mob of thousands of hooligans runs into my city
>whole buildings just topple over as they destroy the town with sheer rage
>a gigantic muslim neo-nazi from scotland runs up to me
>OI YEW
>DO YOU LIKE FOOTY
>mutter "y-yes"
>get sparred from his murderous rampage

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lmao

hahahaha

"DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>Well, why are you learning Greek?
I want to find a cheap place in Greece or Cyprus to move to for winters. I got a good job where I can work remotely and the weather in January-March is killing me here.

>Also just because you broke up with that girl doesn't mean you can't go there anymore.
It's a 14 hour bus ride and germany depresses me because of her now. I can't justify the time spent and the emotional labour involved in not thinking about her each time I would go there so I'm not going to.

>Btw was that village called tublingen?
Winnenden.

>It's apart of American culture. You're either an ungrateful nigger that hates America or you're a godless communist if you don't take thirty seconds to stand up and say the pledge. I don't expect Euros, libtards, MAGAtards or, foriegners know to anything about American patriotism.
I can't get it. Why are americans so obsessed with a centuries-old piece of paper?

oof

It's literally called the Pledge of Allegiance. If you can't figure out why not standing for it just by the name, you might be retarded.

Not quite
>be ~14
>friend and I decide the best way to start a conversation grills on the street is to pretend one of us is a tourist
>i'm pretty fucking good at english, so i'll be the foreigner
>see two alright looking girls
>target_acquired.webp
>go up to them
>start to explain that it's my last day here, and want to do something fun
>one of them asks me something in hungarian
>i answer in english
>they look at each other, laugh and leave
Needless to say, I'm still on my way to wizardhood

You understand that no one does it outside of school and in the military right? How is that American culture when no one will ever do it if not obligated to by peer pressure?

>ICH HAßt

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this is a good thread pls save

genius

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That's great

what was the problem?

>frenchoid walks over to me
>"comment ça va?"
>mfw

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Thank you sven

I salute everytime I see an American flag while I'm outside.
I know. A German explained it's "hasse" instead of haßt.