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What are you doing for St Valentine's Day?

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Damn nigguh you need to dust

dwelling in that filth can't be good for your health pedro. Get your mom to help you clean if it's too much for you to do alone

probably smoking weed and playing video games

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Nobody ever enters into my house/room so I don't seen the point in cleaning although this dude makes a fair point, too young to die

you mean wall color or what?

Reading moege and posting on Jow Forums.

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who would be the capybara of /cum/?

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Not only that a clean room really does well for your mental health. You feel a sense of relief and calmness -- it's comfy as fuck. Just think of cleaning as meditation a time to reflect and think. Pick a day and stick to it and do it every 1-2 weeks. For me it's Sunday. I put on music and drink beer while I clean then feel really good about myself when i'm done.

yeah, I was thinking of brown tone

Dane guy

Sven

jet black

cum color

In my old apartment I had light gray walls. It almost looked kinda light blueish when the sun shined in but idk really

definitely not

maybe

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at Chick Fil A is reasonably attractive? At least relatively attractive to typical fast food places

I was about to agree, but a half black girl was working the window the last time I went to chick fil a.

Yes. They're also very socially competent. Their conversational skills and their friendliness is almost too good, I get thrown off sometimes as an autist. Stop being so fucking chummy with me!

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at In-N-Out is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places

imagine being a grazing animal where your entire life consists of you eating grass any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die

literally nothing but eating grass all day

...

ok
next?

imagine being a NEET where your entire life consists of you being on the computer any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die

literally nothing but shitposting all day

101513117
ebin

imagine life if pooping and peeing didnt exist

This is really deep.

Where are my predators? Hello I’m over here?????

This

No also it's overrated. Their fries are gross too

>Where are my predators?
The roastie that works for the NEETbux office that asks why you can't get a job.

Reminder that NEETs are called Herbivore Men by the Japs

significantly more interesting to imagine

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at McDonalds is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places

I haven’t LOL

Hanging out with my QT Pie gf. It’s been about a year now

bc they eat the celerymen's celery?

That term may include some NEETs, but it is not a word for all NEETs.

Feel free to stop anytime

>The philosopher Masahiro Morioka defines herbivore men as "kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."
t. Wikipedia

Bitchbois who got no pussymeat

imagine if humans developed without noses

got or get??

I meant feel free to stop pooping and peeing anytime

Humans did not "develop", we were given noses by our creator.

“Got” in the niggerspeak sense of “have”

youtube.com/watch?v=DjxH_a5U7wA

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imagine a world where the rich can afford surgery that makes them not have to pee or poop while poor people or "defaults" still had to pee and poop and all the bathrooms were really poorly kept because only poor people used them

imagine if chvrches didn't have those dumb dudes hooting and hollering in the background all the time
lavren vocals only

I would get a nose job if it was cheaper and there wasn't as much recovery time

I can give you an ass-to-nose nosejob heh

Most of the McD here in Vancouver have 8/10s asian international students working there

My local McDonalds is staffed entirely by FOB pajeets who can’t speak English and 0/10 whites who all seem to have something seriously wrong with them in their own way, but all have given up on life :^)

It’s so disheartening that it makes me not want to go to McDonalds (and that’s a good thing)

sadly I went to mcdonalds tonight, but it was mostly a mix of young high schoolers and a few older folks near retirement age

hey buddy

I haven't seen a McDonalds in years. Everything got replaced by Chipotle or Panera Bread

>mcdonalds tonight
Is this an anti-Semitic dogwhistle

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or just a bank

imagine if the whole world was just people

oh hay it's ravalli where u been man

we just got a panera, haven't tried it yet tho

MAYBE

>haven't tried it yet tho
I wouldn't recommend it tbqh. I had soup in a bread bowl and got sick

Could be just the location doe

ive been around
are you the one that posted thighs

bread bowl

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I'm going to tell my family to stop talking to me in English. I will only respond if I am spoken to in Japanese, and I will only reply in Japanese.

it's probably fine here, most fast food is ran well enough

no that would be lewd

please sauce

kek
nice filesize

hmm

cum is a good, christian general

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cum is cute, cute!

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OH NO NO NO this crazy staff member is now working a 3rd day a week. Where's the young cuties at? Send some.

just a bunch of cum cuties!

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This staff member is very anal about things lads. Mad as a cut snake 2bh.

>theism

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Just got the staff member to print me off another colouring in lads. She was complaining the printer wasn't working. She probably printed something off at the remote office instead. Hahaha.

Speak English you nonce.

my sisters friend, no sauce

>iphoneposters

These staff switch between Operating Systems. They use Remote desktop for Win 7 & Win 8.1 what a mess.

Airport security really are the dumbest shits
Had to empty my whole backpack because of a film camera without electronic parts
“Is it an ”””””oldschool camera”””””?” (Lol)
Yes it’s a film camera
“So how does it work without electronics???”
And they keep on striking because apparently double the minimum wage isn’t enough for their piss job

Reee!!

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Christian cuties!

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Hello /cum/
Doing a drink.

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cheers, bud!

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Have a nice drink lad

hi, you're cooler than strayans

Henlo Kiwi.

awfully h*cking rude
(it would be polite to apologize to bestbruce at this point)

h'what are you drinking?

why don't we have based baja and sinaloa mexicans who are still awake

Asmr Level cringe

>Asmr Level cringe

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