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First for Bath.
Speaking of, where’s Melvin?
you're a cheeky fucker op
i like that
GFtoil is looming
I’m in the bath right now
Happy Valentines lads
Just imagine. At this very moment the oneitis is probably spreading her legs wide for Chad as he thrusts deeply into her for a bout of morning sex. She wants to feel his cum in her as she goes about her day.
died of heat stroke
If your oneitis isn't already commuting to work, she is not worth it
why that pic?
Got cum stuck in my gun
I wonder if she'll think about me today. She'd almost have to, right? At least once.
I hope not, miss talking to that lad
what the hell is all this shit?
Who else stoked for Frozen 2 despite not being gay nor a soyboy?
I never ended up seeing the first
Yanks will NEVER have this
Is that really him?
Did Toby go home?
I want to fuck Emma Watson’s vagina.
Where are the New Zealish posters?
Off shagging sheep.
fuck off foy
you MUST choose a favorite
It's my birthday on Saturday
has no one noticed the OP is nsfw
Happy birthday for Saturday lad
How old do you turn this year?
I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD
dem scimitars tho
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
beto is above the law
These are all fucking dull except for Illinois, so they win
Hawaii has a union jack on their flag. lol
beto is way more based than OP
Veruca Salt looks like she’s going through a bit of puberty with those chesticles.
lad came into Greggs this morning and wanted Nigger written in chocolate frosting on his pastry
How about you fuck off...... yank?
don't normally find these n word posts funny but this one has me almost pissing myself
Islam is a sect of christianity.
Bet Emma Watson’s farts are ripe.
kek this was me 30 minutes ago
noooo veruca think of the sponsors!!
And both are sects of Judaism.
Going to call my Muslim neighbor a Jew and see what he says.
Perhaps he was just saying ‘stoked’ to indicate that the cold imagery associated with ‘Frozen’ made him want to stoke his fire for extra warmth
tell us what happened lad
between arizona and arkansas
I got called racist in greggs
I’m not Melvin but I’m sure he would be just as nice as I was if he had seen your post
tell that to isis because they're fully genociding christians in the middle east right now
ye but why
Meanwhile your flags look like cartoons or something
German be like:
wascherische staffenklein! Ich lebenskropfen ist nicht ein heinz!
Polish be like:
swylznsmjzkoi sokoowkikijji kurwasz!
French be like:
J’ponge lemons c’est magnifique mon ami hon hon hon!
Nordic languages be like:
hurgy durgy lurgy!
Asian languages be like:
Ching chong ping pong ling long ming mong, shuko a misawa king o noodle bar!
Arabic be like:
Al-Hadassi a Maaqqa, Alassamallaah!
Paki noises be like:
Chudobadabidmassa biddofa kala!
I was being racist
since the 19th of january (26 days ago)
literally 99.9 posts per day
Just imagine the smell. Bet there have been a few smells come out of it that could make a sailor retch.
no in niggers
volare, oh oh
Cantare oh oh oh oh
99.9 posts per day
probably not that hard if you're posting "doing a poo" over and over again
yeah it was in greggs
fuck off dont want your reply
he's even uglier than Ludders!
I mean it's funny, but you are going to be abducted by a Chinese hit squad now
And what is it you were doing in Greggs, exactly?
They are based and heraldic. They look like actual flags, unlike your shit, which looks like it should be printed on a mug, or a baseball cap.
Jews are an ethnicity.
don't remember, i was pissed as a parrot
being called racist
Why pick on Bristol?
sucking a parrot
Northumberland has the best county flag, sorry but its true
he looks nothing like that his features are very dark
Constructing a bollock crushing device.
he's literally admitted it's him but okay
saw a chevrolet on the road today
didn't know you could get chevrolets outside of yankistan, and especially in a country where you drive on the left
Like how french protestants and cathars had to escape catholic opression?
Theyre all christians
it's the worst one
It wasn't easy
Getting you out of my head
Weird way to spell Herefordshire
HOW. its wonderful, absolutely lovely to gaze
Underrated film that was ahead of its time
And the least full of pakis
literally muslim-tier flag
What's it like to get naked with a woman for the first time lads?
pakistani bloke in a dress
Paki swords, we all know Nottinghamshire has the best flag, why pretend otherwise?
heather graham looked old before she was actually old and now that she is actually old she looks young for her age
it looks like a gear indicator for stick
Takbir fellow al-Essexi resident
might apply for turning point UK
went for a walk today lads
Having a coup of tea :)
Would like some SIr?
A fucking scimitar
really comfy looking la
ladyboy #1: who you give herpee to now?
ladyboy #2: you mean whoom
alan: *shuts eyes and raises finger* you mean.. whomst'd
ladyboy #1: wha you say?
ladyboy #2: bald man no spee englih
hes trolling you you idiot american
Graham is one of those people I can't see in a sexual way despite her being objectively very pretty
Based St Valentine
like i said, christians can do unchristian things
but you can't be a muslim and a christian, the two are at odds, fundamentally
the things islam encourages are generally unchristian
and don't tell me muslims believe Jesus was the son of God because they don't
Islam rejects the divinity of Jesus and teaches that Jesus was not God incarnate, nor the Son of God
did that Ozzy ever post his turtle?
What the fuck are we doing?
Alan is a chad
loved by an online community
Yank immediately conflates a curved sword with Muslims
Bizarre obsession. They're seaxes, anglo saxons weapons
Where are your pipo from
what is the song of your pipo
not even when she was felicity shagwell?
thanks mate, here's another one
nah he's just normal
we from ingerlund
you can't go back on what you said now, balding lad
Gold plated mugs/children
don't listen to it's actually youtube.com
Need an Emma Watson gf to wake me up with her rancid farts.
lol why are you spamming a 2 year old pic
you reckon his hairline has actually improved with age? hmmm
islam encourages unchristian things
As does every other church of christianity
denies so of god
Like a good many other christian theologies:
Just because some christians disagreed with these understandings doesnt mean they arent fundamentally christian. Hence islam is christian
might move to new zealand and become a mountain wizard
Brother wont stop asking me for money.
Wish people would stop asking me for money and fuck off.
rich person doesn't want to help those less fortunate
You sound like a cunt
Do me a favour and Google images for seax and scimitar. lmao, enjoy life in the Caliphate of Essex lad
povvo is entitled
imagine my shock
Was it the Camaro? They’re not redbadged over here because they’re imported by HSV and converted locally as opposed to Ford who imports the Mustang right hand drive for general dealer distribution
can I come?
nah it was an SUV tbf
Don't lend money to family, almost never ends well
is the finn itt autistic or just pretending
I have a gf. Just kidding haha
‘Stress’ among symptoms medical weed can be prescribed for, says Thai FDA
BASED.. I'm well stressed me.
Finns are, as a rule, autistic
I'm going to eat pea soup for lunch soon
Do like it?
Agreed, you can give money to them but just do it knowing you'll likely never see it again.
I'm 32 and my mum still drives me to the shop
Thinking of becoming a monk lads.
I just dont believe any of the religion mumbojumbo
I'd break my family's legs if they couldnt pay me back
Finns are varying degrees of insane, how do you not know Frog
mental how thailand a few months ago was a country where you could get life in prison for weed
very brave rorke
What are your thoughts on the Deanos that go to thailand on holiday?
Saw a homeless guy begging for 20p yesterday, then he got upset that no one was even acknowledging him.
fooking bender innit
Im not rich.
How do you mean.
I would give him money if he was competent but he wastes all his money on cigarettes and clothes.
Always has a new jacket or smoking a ciggy and also always needs my money for some reason.
Can only hope he realizes he doesnt have any because of his bad money management capabilities.
imagine being so new you think rorke just means vaguely conservative
conservatism in the uk
When I was in Australia one time I was walking around with my shirt off because it was hot and some guy drove past and yelled in a thick Queensland accent "get a real chest cunt, hit the gym". It was pretty funny I can't lie.
should i go for a morning walk through the woods lads?
I do, made a big batch earlier today and had some for lunch too.
Can I come with you :) ?
Nah, you should go at night, naked, so you get raped
That's just for smuggling it into the country but yeh, it was a lot more strict. Now they're saying it's alri if you've got a massive stash as long as you report it and qualify to use medical weed (just say you're stressed bro lol)
Don't mind deanos, they're miles better than the fat old creepy cunts.
dont know lad im too much of a awkward loser freak
True true true
not really a fan of soup apart from gazpacho and chicken noodle soup honestly
Play it Joe!
IF I was a fat creepy old cunt where would be the best area to go in thailand do you reckon
Is this /thai/ or /brit/?
rorke is blue labour
Mental how Thailad only ended up in Thailand to kick his heroin addiction at the Hope Rehab clinic
What's up putas I just finished a marathon working 7 hours on a 9 page paper. Drinking some wine so I can fall asleep quicker because I have to wake up in five hours for class tomorrow.
thailad have you been to krabi
Why don't British pipo have soups?
If i wanted to read about 'cery i'd visit /thai/
/brit/ isnt for this depraved shite
speed it up speed it up
Will you be my valentine <3
no I want a gf not a bf
there's a nigger screaming outside my window now
for six nights in a row
he's coming for me i know
Hobart on pooicide watch
Not like that! >:(
no inbreeding finn chink
Ireland is ours
its causing me great sorrow
the nigger screaming outside my window
for six in the nights in a row
oh no no no
why wont you GO
I'M IN YOUR AREA
2 years ago
take mdma cap
it's a dodgy one mixed with liquid GHB
do all sorts of weird shit like walking into oncoming traffic and rolling on people's car
takes 2 ambos to get me to hospital
finally sober up 6 hours later and let me go
8 people die the following weekend because of a bad batch of md
Do you reckon it fucked you up for life?
what is he screaming about
Well why is Ireland a separate country then?
There was a dude at a kiosk at college today handing out free condoms
people die the following weekend because of a bad batch of md
hope it hurt
what anime is this
How to whiten teeth?
I snorted mandy last week and it didnt give me any of the muscle jaw movements you usually get. Was wired but I wasnt overly cheery either. Wonder what was wrong with it
Nah I still rocked into work on the Monday. I've just not ever touching pills and caps. Sticking to weed, charlie and sometimes k
one good thing about being part time neet is I always make sure I have work on valentine's day (about to leave doesn't even start till 10 haha) so I am a bit more distracted
electric toothbrush if you don't already have one
chew sugar-free gum after every meal
drink more water
dab your toothbrush in bicarbonate of soda and brush with it (temporary and unsustainable)
part time neet
NEET has really lost all meaning now
i hate jews
Miss Mitsubizis and proper pills. take a little nip and it's bitter af.
dem were good days
wait till JIDF hears about this....
You're in big trouble now mr
this but for me only me (jewish)
you don't want overly white teeth anyway it just makes you look like you've got dentures lol
Nah mate im good.
I'd rather some water.
If it doesn't have emotion attached it does't have feeling for me.
yeah, both of yours look fine how they are tbf
Probably cut to fuck
want some water mate?
OMG JOOS :DDD:DDDD
first you say muslims believe Jesus is the son of God, now you say you don't need to believe Jesus is the son of God to be christian
why are you trying to present muslims as christians when most muslims clearly despise christians and reject (modern) christian values like tolerance?
mate u are an absolute legend wana party with you till 7am
Just had a Greggs vegan sausage roll for breakfast, was actually pretty decent, slightly odd consistency to the meat. Wouldn't do it again, but not bad.
I took mandy in uni for a bit and then never touched it again, just never saw saw the appeal after. Can happily go without drugs
I sell nigger dreadlocks on the dark web
just been chewing on some discarded foreskins i found in the bins behind the pub last friday
wonder what it's like to live in an area where there are a lot of black people
do you gain an appreciation for black culture or do you grow to hate niggers?
what's fedora about this then
I have a full set of teeth you twat
would love to be vaginally raped by a confident woman
Are you denying that arianism and ebionites are christian theologies?
Also tolerance isn't a christian virtue. Christians believe non-believers are hellbound. If you believe people who are not christian are on par with murderers and rapists how are you tolerant.
love being woken up by the bin men every thur morning at 6 am
definitely the latter
notice how it's always celebrities living in gated 99% white communities who want more niggers in the country
ate pills every weekend for 10 years. Mate was a dj shared a house with the cunt
Still friends with a tonne of famous djs
mfw I let a big fart out
i'd imagine you'd be pretty stoked if you love alcohol, fried chicken and crack
Random question. How much is a pack of razor blades in the UK and can you buy them individually? Are they hard to find? Can you buy them if you are underage?
Just move to Melbourne
Choon for the lads.
yet here you are posting on brit, what went wrong mate
Would like to drive over Troye Sivan with an Eddie Stobart wagon, nice and slow
Lived with Patrick Topping once, the lad thought I was hilarious
Was listening to an English lad explain business things on some training video and it had me realizing that here we pronounce words not how they are spelled.
Like he said the word "Issue" as "Is-u"
But here we say it as "Ish-u"
yeah but like you've got people like eminem who grew up in detroit who is basically a nigger with white skin
potentially the dullest post i've read in some time
Watching T20 semi finals
remembered this choon now
yeah like tissoo for tissue
it's because he was basically raised by niggers. he had a single mom that didn't take care of him so he grew up with nigger gangs
I think about my happiest times
And one of them was, sat in bed
Watching a documentary on murderers
A bear cat, a mimosa and a view of arcady
You can't buy individual razor blades that's stupid, they come in packs of 10 or whatever. They're kept with the tobacco behind counters in shops
even if arianism didn't profess Jesus to be the son of God, it is most closely aligned with christianity than any other denomination, so we call it christian
muslims are their own denomination that is nowhere close to christianity
the vast majority of modern christians have zero problem with non-believers, and are tolerant of repentant criminals
as opposed to islam, who kills all of the above given the chance
If it wasn’t for the volcanic activity and lack of jobs I would consider it, but I’m a patriot at heart
Halloumi or feta bun/cob/barm/roll this 'kend lads?
Arcady is a very nice word too
I unironically hit my mum once when I was 16 lol
What went wrong?
fuck all mate
lol I'm not a dj
It was a rollercoaster and no regrats
I post here because i always have simple as
haven't fucked the so-called gf in about 3 weeks lads
she's begging me for a shag and i'm like nah
not bent either just like to watch her beg
Bloke probably chucked the badge himself like all those Commodore owners or imported it privately, I had a teacher in high school who imported some huge as fuck old Chevy
who to play in eu4 today my noo piggers?
Islam believes jesus to be the messiah
Ergo it is cchristian
If arianism is christian, islam sure as shit is.
If arianism isnt christianity - then you're basically saying that anything that doesnt fit what the early church fathers decided isnt christianity - excluding most of modern christianity and probably good deal of jesus time christianity.
Islam is christian.
Really been appreciating Babyshambles more, you can feel the pain. Down in Albion is honestly one of my most favourite albums because its so selfbiographical
Airbus canning the A380
Will be flying on one for the first time in a few weeks
thats what I thought. It was two birds I know who gave it to me and they said it was good stuff but I had a feeling it wasnt
You a pilot?
not gonna say but expect something big
If it doesn't have the potency to kill girls when they sniff it then its not good stuff simple as
as opposed to islam, who kills all of the above given the chance
Muhammad actually wrote a letter to his fellow christians saying that he would protect christian worship and muslims must defend christians.
who is the central figure in islamic tradition?
is it christ?
is it a character mentioned in the christian old or new testament?
is it a person who identified as a christian?
or is it a person who tried to convert people from christianity to his own religion, with it's own holy book and it's own set of rules and customs?
god isnt real
You're going to have special branch knocking at your door saying things like that.
Well say goodbye to your front door bro
Christ the messiah who will come again and defeat rhe anti christ at the end of times, is the central figure of the christian sect we know as islam.
The new testament is considered apocrypha just as the gospel of thomas is considered apocrypha to orthodox/protestants/catholics.
Hows that working out? Generally and well in majority Islamic cunts like Egypt. Copts are so respected
good luck, im behind 7 proxies
saw a girl earlier lads
Sometimes christians do unchristian things.
See: cathars and huegenouts in catholic france
Generally how much do they cost?
if you dont suggest someone fun right now im gonna play as the ottomans
well see whos laughing when i'm powerdabbing on the habsburgs, arabia and russia all at the same time
Any Sophie Ellis Bextor man in?
Need a fucking banana, cream, and chocolate pudding ASAP
Singapore, business class hehe
muslims kill other muslims given the chance
eg sunni vs shia
look at what is happening to christians in the middle east, even as you claim muslims are tolerant of christians
christians were that bloodthirsty once, but that was centuries ago, and most christians are different now
christ is the central figure of islam
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEW
I’m a norse gael
can't believe she's had 5 kids now, it's over
it was Valentine's day and I went my way
to toil away to keep rentberg at bay
the thoughts of having no gf led me astray
at least my coworkers have seen me with girls and know I'm not gay
but now my troubles heavy weigh
hit up Tinder when I get off work, I may
Christ is the messiah
They believe the new testament is an unreliable account of the messiah's time on earth and muhammad's teachings are more accurate
Just as the church considers arius less accurate than iraneues - doesnt detracct from them being christians.
are different now
So clearly being non-violent or peaceful or nice is not fundamental to christianity. For even people we agree on as christian have displayed the same behaviour you claim exclude muslims from being christian
watching mile high again. good tv series that
Look bud don't lie on the internet. Christians are waay more tolerant of muslim traditions in Christian cunts than the reverse. Everyone knows it. If I kiss my gf in Islamic cunts I don't get a oh wait they're Christian nm card. lol
If you kissed your gf in victorian era britain you'd probably get shit too.
it was the british empire that actually exported the restrictive and oppressive practices TO muslim countries