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If your oneitis isn't already commuting to work, she is not worth it

why that pic?

Got cum stuck in my gun

I wonder if she'll think about me today. She'd almost have to, right? At least once.

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I hope not, miss talking to that lad

what the hell is all this shit?

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Cat tug

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Who else stoked for Frozen 2 despite not being gay nor a soyboy?

A puzzle

brazil

OOHOHOHOHN ONONONONONONONO

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I never ended up seeing the first

Yanks will NEVER have this

Is that really him?

Did Toby go home?

I want to fuck Emma Watson’s vagina.

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yep
sad!

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Where are the New Zealish posters?

Off shagging sheep.

>stoked

fuck off foy

you MUST choose a favorite

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It's my birthday on Saturday

has no one noticed the OP is nsfw

Happy birthday for Saturday lad
How old do you turn this year?

I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD

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dem scimitars tho

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

beto is above the law

Awwww x
20
thanks melvin

These are all fucking dull except for Illinois, so they win

Hawaii has a union jack on their flag. lol

beto is way more based than OP

Veruca Salt looks like she’s going through a bit of puberty with those chesticles.

lad came into Greggs this morning and wanted Nigger written in chocolate frosting on his pastry

How about you fuck off...... yank?

don't normally find these n word posts funny but this one has me almost pissing myself

Islam is a sect of christianity.
No jesus
No islam

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Bet Emma Watson’s farts are ripe.

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kek this was me 30 minutes ago

noooo veruca think of the sponsors!!

And both are sects of Judaism.

Going to call my Muslim neighbor a Jew and see what he says.

Perhaps he was just saying ‘stoked’ to indicate that the cold imagery associated with ‘Frozen’ made him want to stoke his fire for extra warmth

tell us what happened lad

between arizona and arkansas
arizona

I got called racist in greggs

I’m not Melvin but I’m sure he would be just as nice as I was if he had seen your post

tell that to isis because they're fully genociding christians in the middle east right now

ye but why

Meanwhile your flags look like cartoons or something

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German be like:
>wascherische staffenklein! Ich lebenskropfen ist nicht ein heinz!
Polish be like:
>swylznsmjzkoi sokoowkikijji kurwasz!
French be like:
>J’ponge lemons c’est magnifique mon ami hon hon hon!
Nordic languages be like:
>hurgy durgy lurgy!
Asian languages be like:
>Ching chong ping pong ling long ming mong, shuko a misawa king o noodle bar!
>Arabic be like:
Al-Hadassi a Maaqqa, Alassamallaah!
>Paki noises be like:
Chudobadabidmassa biddofa kala!

I was being racist

desuarchive.org/int/search/username/sktz/
>2598 posts
>since the 19th of january (26 days ago)
>literally 99.9 posts per day

in greggs?

Just imagine the smell. Bet there have been a few smells come out of it that could make a sailor retch.

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no in niggers

volare, oh oh
Cantare oh oh oh oh

>99.9 posts per day
probably not that hard if you're posting "doing a poo" over and over again

yeah it was in greggs

fuck off dont want your reply

he's even uglier than Ludders!

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I mean it's funny, but you are going to be abducted by a Chinese hit squad now

And what is it you were doing in Greggs, exactly?

They are based and heraldic. They look like actual flags, unlike your shit, which looks like it should be printed on a mug, or a baseball cap.

Jews are an ethnicity.

don't remember, i was pissed as a parrot

being called racist

Why pick on Bristol?

sucking a parrot

Northumberland has the best county flag, sorry but its true

he looks nothing like that his features are very dark

Constructing a bollock crushing device.

he's literally admitted it's him but okay

saw a chevrolet on the road today

didn't know you could get chevrolets outside of yankistan, and especially in a country where you drive on the left

when

Like how french protestants and cathars had to escape catholic opression?

Theyre all christians

it's the worst one

It wasn't easy
Getting you out of my head

Weird way to spell Herefordshire

HOW. its wonderful, absolutely lovely to gaze

Underrated film that was ahead of its time

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Embarrassing post

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>Northumberland
And the least full of pakis

>literally muslim-tier flag

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etc

What's it like to get naked with a woman for the first time lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=-kaPVQPJv3o

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pakistani bloke in a dress

Paki swords, we all know Nottinghamshire has the best flag, why pretend otherwise?