What's wrong with them?
What's wrong with them?
Gabriel Howard
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Xavier Roberts
Isaiah Howard
He also said that the fleur de lys would make a nice anal plug
Jeremiah Davis
That's is your mind in english teaching
Jace Myers
those posts are mine
Thomas Lopez
English teacher, stop
Zachary Baker
This is an expat. Real Nips don't know what the Cross of Lorraine is
Jackson Wood
no wi all now wot iz lorraine cros, it famous Japan
Juan Fisher
But why do you want to stick it in your butt?
Nathan Lee
But is it normal in Japan to want to put it in your ass?
Ethan King
>tfw no Frenchphone Japanese bf
Jordan Phillips
There is my post :D
Tyler Cox
Parce que j'ai écouté qu'il y a un "switch to turn me on" dans ma rondelle
it's becoming more and more famous but it comes off as pretty scary for me
Cameron Harris
Massage prostatique... la croix de Lorraine... les fleurs de lys...
Andrew Young
Meilleur fil de l'histoire
Jordan Gomez
Uwaaaaa la croix de lorraine était donné à la fille d'Orléans, c'est un blasphème !!!
youtu.be
Jeremiah Rivera
retarded weebs should be killed themselves
Jose Torres
i fucking hate all of you cunts
please end it
Liam Reed
Oui c'est assez blasphématoire...
Je te souhaite une excellente Saint-Valentin, au passage. 僕のバレンタインになりたい? マルシュロレーヌのメロディーに合わせて踊ろう >
Kayden Stewart
>マルシュロレーヌのメロディーに合わせて踊ろう >
Owen Campbell
La robe que astolfo mets est de alsace ceci dit. C'est sacrement adorable
Ethan Hill
Je ne peux pas te refuser ça maintenant que nous sommes Valentins... c'est d'accord.
Isaac Taylor
Ah c'est une robe alsacienne. C'est malheureux, mais on n'en voit plus vraiment de nos jours en dehors de l'Oktoberfest.
Carter Garcia
*te mets la robe*
うわあああああああ MIGNON
*sang de mon nez*
Alors c'est le temps de voir te danser en robe...
>on n'en voit plus vraiment de nos jours en dehors de l'Oktoberfest
oh i think that's Diandl, which is another traditional costume different from the Alsacian dress. either way the Alsacian dress is BLOODY CUTE
Ethan Stewart
Based Ouiboo
Dominic Adams
え、えと... 普通は大きいほうがリードしないの? *君に手を伸ばす*
Grayson Reyes
>彼は俺にリードしてもらいたい
しょうがないにゃあ...
*Prends ta petite main et commence à danser and suddenly pull your face towards mine*
おやおや、お顔が真っ赤ですよ、マドモワゼル... owo
Brayden Lee
マ、マドモワゼル? お、男です! >< *顔が赤いまま踊り続ける*
Asher Peterson
I regret starting this thread.
Liam Fisher
はい ズンチャッチャ ズンチャッチャ ズンチャッチャ ( ´•ᴗ•` )
Hmmm, tu danses très bien, as-tu eu de expérience de danser? J'ai dansé seulement "盆踊り" mdr parce que j'ai pas de sang bleu
youtu.be
Aaron Jenkins
いや、正直踊りは全然だめ~
ナイトクラブに行く時、友達はいつもからかう ;(
>盆踊り
学びたいな... 僕が日本に来る時教えて
Benjamin Sanders
nooon, ton mouvement était fabuleux, je garantis !
>学びたいな... 僕が日本に来る時教えて
いいでしょう...all you have to do is just twirl your hands to music though lol
Evan Myers
I got erection from this thread
Wyatt Sanchez
>all you have to do is just twirl your hands to music though lol
I told you I'm really bad at dancing, I might not even get this simple movement right... *shoves face against your chest*
Carson Cox
>I told you I'm really bad at dancing, I might not even get this simple movement
whether you can dance well doesn't matter, i'd rather see you dancing awkwardly... actually night club isn't really a thing in Japan, i've been there only once, which was when i was with chad Quebecois in Bangkok
>*shoves face against your chest*
Uwaa abruptement!
*te caresse sur la tête and bury my nose in your hair*
bon scent...
Carson Ramirez
That's okay, I only go to nightclubs because I want to tag along and I can live without them. When I go to Japan, I'll be perfectly content with visiting places like the Japanese Alps incl. Takayama, and the ones you recommended me a few months ago.
And yeah you told me about that time in Bangkok too. I guess nightclubs aren't your thing... *rubs face against your chest while hugging you*
Wyatt Parker
>the ones you recommended me a few months ago.
i forgot what i had recommended, probably Hakone or some onsen town? we'll take turns washing each other's back...
>night club
yeah, that's not my thing, honestly I'm sociable with the same sex but when it comes to Japanese females i turn into a massive autist (｀;ω;´) for some reason it doesn't occur when i don't have to speak Japanese, tho
*keeps placing my Japanese hand on your back of the head and falls over the bed with you*
Christopher Sullivan
>i forgot what i had recommended
Well I wrote them down on my previous phone but it's broken, so I intended to search in the archive but I don't remember the kanji of those places. I don't think it was Hakone because I already wanted to go there, but you did include an onsen town. Washing each other's back sounds good...
>honestly I'm sociable with the same sex but when it comes to Japanese females i turn into a massive autist
Good thing we're the same sex then... *leans in for a kiss*
Jack Diaz
>it's becoming more and more famous
w-woah? Stop violating your own anuses with croix de lorraine, damnit!
Xavier Adams
Hakone is pretty based, last summer i went there with a Ryukyuan and a Russian friend after climbing up mt. fuji to console our fatigue. it was fabulous. and i think it's Kanazawa that i recommended. the city uniquely has traditional Japanese wooden buildings, which most of previous Japanese cities had had and then mutts burnt down.
>*leans in for a kiss*
*holds your head tight with my strong Japanese arm so we can be in connection*
your saliva mildly tastes like Calvados...
*puts the tips of each tongue*
Camden Harris
i haven't! it seems scary!
Ryan Barnes
>Kanazawa
Yes, that's it! My RL friend even told me about it once, I'm such an airhead. Thanks.
>your saliva mildly tastes like Calvados...
Yours tastes like Cointreau... *tongue kisses you back*
Ethan Diaz
it's aesthetic, and you can go north to see vertical rice fields in Niigata Prefecture, which is kinda like bocage for us
google.com
Niigata is kinda full of memories, i went there with my friend alone when i was in hs. it was so cold
>
ta bouche est lubriquement mouille...
*putting our noses side by side while filling your mouth with my tongue*
Carter Hall
>google.com
That looks beautiful, exactly like my mental image of Japan. I'll definitely go.
*places both hands on your back as I enjoy the kiss*
Eli Rivera
>exactly like my mental image of Japan.
THIS BOY KNOWS. like you, for me Japan is just some bucolic rice field country before Kyoto or Tokyo or anything else. say there's a small Shinto shrine in the middle of it and that's a cherry on the cake.
*smiles at you and looks you in the beautiful European eyes.*
俺に何をして欲しい、ギーちゃん?
Ryder James
Well yes, add mountains and that's how I always pictured Japan(also forests full of youkai but forget this part).
>俺に何をして欲しい、ギーちゃん?
バレンタインデーだから特別にしなくちゃ... でも分からない
アイディアは1枚あるんだけど、言うの恥ずかしい...
Daniel Phillips
yeah, probably your forest and mountain image was greatly shaped by watching Mononoke Hime. i went to "Kumano Kodo" last spring and it was tantamount to scenery of that work.
>アイディアは1枚あるんだけど、言うの恥ずかしい...
Je sais quoi tu veux déjà...
*J'ai de l'air suffisant*
mais je suis méchant... Alors, QU'EST-CE QUE TU VEUT???
Landon Adams
>by watching Mononoke Hime
Yeah that's probably it.
>Kumano Kodo
Ooh should I do it? I think we already spoke about that one shrine on that path, the one in front of the waterfall.
>mais je suis méchant... Alors, QU'EST-CE QUE TU VEUT???
じ、じゃ... *シャツを脱ぐ*
やらないか?
Evan Harris
>Mononoke Hime
that shit was great.
Connor Turner
I regret clicking on your thread. Weebs should be killed on sight
Michael Hernandez
>I think we already spoke about that one shrine on that path, the one in front of the waterfall.
oh for real? i'm getting sunile lmao
>should i do it?
yep, definitely. it's basically Santiago de Compostella in the Japanese forest, and thankfully it's still not flocked by tourists. i met only an American family, Dutch couple and some old trekking circle from Europe during the whole two days. also onsen between the route is just BASED because it commands foggy mountains in every direction.
>やらないか
Ah, quel petit garçon mignon !
*remets tes pantalons et sous-vêtements, makes you lay down au lit and lifts your pieds minces et blanches*
firstly, i need to make your relaxed so it won't ache...
*roule un patin dans ta rondelle*
Christopher Ward
Carson Davis
That sounds amazing. Definitely on my list now, even though I don't usually trek unaccompanied...
>*remets tes pantalons et sous-vêtements, makes you lay down au lit and lifts your pieds minces et blanches*
そ、そっな女扱い初め-て... そっなに僕の事が好きなの? >////<
>*roule un patin dans ta rondelle*
*うめき声*
ひいいぃ!! なんて予想外...!
Alexander Gonzalez
>I don't usually trek unaccompanied
we can go together :)
> そっなに僕の事が好きなの? >////
Kayden Walker
>le tronc de ta marronnier est si déjà
*est si grande
Logan Jackson
>we can go together :)
Outstanding. I love you.
>*fais ouvrir ton bourgeon avec ma langue doucement*
>keeps tickling ton petit trou avec mon God Finger(ドモン・カッシュ)*
たっくんの舌とゴッドフィンガー... 気持ちいい... *leaks precum while panting*
Jaxon Carter
*vois ton visage au plaisir*
Ta adorable bite est en érection comme la Péninsule du Cotentin...
*Arrêt de sucer ta marronnier pulsante et remets mes pantalons"
C'est toi qui rend mon andouille mouille...
Jaxson Ramirez
>C'est toi qui rend mon andouille mouille...
君ももう我慢できないの? 方法はただ一つ... 僕が君の勃起の責任を取る
..!
David Gray
oui...
*puts my Durandal in your mouth and makes it dur and wet*
ok, now the time has finally comes when i make your Calais open city... yes, I'm Edward iii and you have to capitulate unconditionally
*overhangs you and aims my key at your Calais keyhole while looking you in the eyes*
Tu es prêt ?
Brayden Walker
I know. I'm so sorry you had to see this.
Charles Walker
君が僕の初めてで嬉しい... もう準備はできたよ、君のdurandalを入れて!!
Ryder Sanders
*te pénètre dans Reims*
Chevauchée vers Reims...! C'est sacrément chaud et étroite, tu n'as pas de douleur ?
*stare at you in full of tears*
Nathaniel Allen
ちょっと痛いけど、 嬉しい涙だ... 気にしないで...
Charles VII みたいに... 君のおチンチンを僕で王冠に...!
Julian Scott
>王冠
Ouaip, il est très bien... le trou de ta petite couronne est devenu la grande couronne...
*flicks bang off your forehead et t'embrasse, vainquant ton rondelle*
Blake Green
*grabs your hands and kisses back*
はあぁ... 君とこうやって居られるのは嬉し-い *slight moan*
Alexander Edwards
WTF would make such a bad thread?
Ryan Cooper
This has to be the worst Jow Forums thread ever made
Bentley Diaz
*holds one of your hand with fingers intertwined like pic related*
Fufufu, tu as d'idée quoi je vais faire avec l'autre main?
*moves down the other hand towards your abdomen and grabs your Joyeuse*
Cameron Hernandez
no pls don't report this thread today is a great day today is Valentine
youtu.be
Lincoln Fisher
>*moves down the other hand towards your abdomen and grabs your Joyeuse*
にゃ~にい? 僕のジョワユーズにも攻撃するのか?? い、いじめっ子...!
Noah Murphy
>report this thread
Kek this would be a good idea
Charles Moore
うわぁ、ton joyeuse est si mouille que il est comme il pleure...
*branle ton joyeuse doucement avec les larmes sur ça et continue à rouler un patin encore*
Comment sens-il, ギーちゃん... ton epee est devenu plus pulsant...
Connor Bailey
*tightens on you while tearing up a bit*
圧倒的な快楽です... しゅ、しゅごいです D:
Matthew Hall
Je vais jouir plutôt... et toi? tu peux 絶頂する sans mes mains aussi?
*accélére mon touche et fais un câlin*
Jaxson Hughes
>絶頂する sans mes mains
どれだけ僕を愛しているかを表現するなら多分できる... バレンタインデーだもの...! *te câline très fort*
Chase Cox
>どれだけ僕を愛しているかを表現するなら多分できる... バレンタインデーだもの...!
ok... je vais dire finalement... Je t'aime ギヨーム, jouions ensemble! je peux ejaculer dans toi?
*holds your head with my hands and French kisses you most ardently since we met*
Jose Clark
>this fucking thread
Isaac Brown
僕も君の事が好き... 一緒にに絶頂しよう。
Carson Campbell
ok, je ne peux supporter plus, んんんんんんッッッッ!!!
*jouis dans ton cul blanc*
huh... huh... as-tu pu jouir aussi...?
Carson Parker
んんんんんんん!! はあぁ... はああぁ... *unresponsive*
James Thomas
are you ok, ギーちゃん?
*still out of consciousness*
Ça va, mon kop1?
*lèche ton oreille*
Jonathan Jenkins
ah yes a French"""man"""" and a French""""man"""" masquerading as an insect
what an epic thread.
Cooper Kelly
Wut is going on this thread
you guys are insane i'm out
Joseph Baker
>this thread
Connor Myers
だ、大丈夫...へへへ
き...君はどう? 気持ち良かった...の?
John Reyes
blessed thread
both frenchies and japs are cute
Oliver Sullivan
Ça va bien ? Tu sembles être hors d'haleine... Aujourd'hui c'est le meilleur jour, ceci dit il est 2/15 déjà ici mdr
Christopher Clark
>君はどう? 気持ち良かった...の?
最高だったよ...
Aiden Bell
>get called out as first language being English
>start taking like a retard to appear Japanese
Jonathan Thompson
It's a fair critique it's true that the design is not really effective for anal play
Jason Phillips
i have no clue why people come to think I'm a foreigner just because i know the cross
Jayden Lee
regret clicking on this thread
Parker Collins
Not really unfortunately
Brayden Martin
Ah on est toujours le 14 ici...
>Tu sembles être hors d'haleine...
だって最高だったもん...
ところ僕の試験結果が出た、合格だって... なんか嬉しい
Gabriel Allen
>ところ
*ところで
Carson Carter
>Ah on est toujours le 14 ici...
lol
>ところ僕の試験結果が出た、合格だって... なんか嬉しい
Ryan Williams
>おめでとう、mon kop1, you are such a credit to me!
Merci, je panique toujours avant l'annonce des résultats même quand je pense avoir réussi... donc cette séance d'ERP m'a permis de me changer les idées, et puis comme tu le sais j'adore parler avec toi. *t'embrasse en retour*
>from march on i can have some free time to resume French, i'd like it to be on par with yours, ameliorating my horrible grammatical errors...
Camden Robinson
>j'adore parler avec toi
moi aussi, my qt :3
>Je te supporterai, n'hésite pas à me demander si tu as des doutes sur quelque chose
Jaxon Perez
Well I've only ever had experiences with girls before, but I've never thought of myself as fully straight. To me, gender isn't really an issue when it comes to romance. I'm also attracted to cute guys my age and I'm kinda on the submissive side, like I wouldn't mind doing the stuff we roleplay about with someone I like.
I think you identify as straight so that bothers you? Well just know that you shouldn't feel guilty, I also enjoy our ERP sessions. Voilà.
Easton Martinez
>Well I've only ever had experiences with girls before, but I've never thought of myself as fully straight.
honestly, same kinda goes for me
>To me, gender isn't really an issue when it comes to romance.
yeah actually totally agreed
>I'm also attracted to cute guys my age
yeah actually it holds true to me
>I'm kinda on the submissive side, like I wouldn't mind doing the stuff we roleplay about with someone I like.
je suis actif, mon minet
>I think you identify as straight so that bothers you?
well most likely i hit on girls, but it's not true that i've never had a clush on lads. it's only like a couple of them though.
>Well just know that you shouldn't feel guilty, I also enjoy our ERP sessions.
your post really removed sense of sin of me, merci.