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The valentine's plans edition

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>girl only answers with single sentences of less than 5 words
Guys I think she's into me

Might fuck this German britaboo

go for it bro, go for it

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Leave her alone brit. She's mine

No she isn't

It is a fact that germans belong to the me

a 16yo thai girl messaged me. what do i do guys??

What does your mind tell you?

PENIS

what
the
fuck
the way he writes doesn’t match with his profile picture at all

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Germans belong to the Anglo

Did the burger buy his qt her birthday card yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=9hFttNqrXkA

No

Hello qt

Post more poo comments like this please. Let’s post the best of poo

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valentine's day 2019 was a success
jk i had diarrhea and spent the day working

What's up with all those polish and russian girls wanting to learn french bros?
French aside, why are there so many russian girls on this website?

Yikes

parce que elles connaissent que le francais est la plus langue basé et rougepillé du monde

They want to escape their country by luring unsuspecting white losers and then dumping them for Ivan.

Wait, I think I meant to say “meilleur”, not plus..

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La plus = the most
If you want to say "because they know french is the most based and redpilled language in the world"
You gotta say
"Parce qu'elles savent (savoir here not connaître) que le Français est la langue la plus basée et rougepillulée au monde.
(In latin languages the adjective is behind the noun).

Thanks for sharing

>What's up with all those polish and russian girls wanting to learn french bros?

On the other side, most french girls I've seen on this website are asianboos, go figure.

Ah shit. Ok thanks

anytime :D

What happened at lunch today?

Np, love helping people understand how french works

I ate very late and had hyperacidity.
i saw my coworker at the elevator and he asked me if i saved money for my eventual joblessness but i didn't answer.

I haven’t learned the verb savior yet. I am only here

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Muslim nigger bilal straight to jihad

This. French girls go for koreans bois and French bois for russians and korean girls.

>i saw my coworker at the elevator and he asked me if i saved money for my eventual joblessness but i didn't answer.
Haha what a bantsmaster

;_;

just your friendly neighborhood FBI checkin in on this thread

Can't handle the bants eh?

Press P to poo

>cutest girl I've met on interpals and barely talk to anymore sent me a message today

Don't know what to make of this, desu.

P
She was thinking of you

P

Watching "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure"

Excellent
*guitar riff*

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That movie is gay

You're gay

No u

It's great, Keanu at his best

wtf was he really in that?

He's one of the main characters

The last time I saw that movie was in like 1996

Is Interpals just an international dating site, or can you actually use it to practice your language skills?

yes and yes

You can do both

Gonna go squat 2pl8

Just squatted 2pl8

For now it's 3 things:

- I am unironically not racist.
- Why are girls discussing their fathers on the tram?
- Fuck Valentine's.

happy valentines day

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Goddamn I need to get back to the gym

explain

Pretty sure this qt has autism but it was somewhat charming anyway

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Which point?

tfw made interpals and clicked with a Portuguese girl. 2 years of dating later we are planning to get married soon.

Interpals, man. Great website.

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All of them

randys gonna FREAK

Don't get married, dude.

Gonna get one of these soon and eat bacalhou com natas

I'm in my late 20s, it's about time

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Are you aware of the risks? If anything goes wrong, you'll be screwed. As a married man, you'll have basically no rights any more.

>As a married man, you'll have basically no rights any more.
Stop adultery fratello

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1.:
It's really just that I don't give a shit to where people are coming from and such in the sense of prejudice...not really.

2.: I witnessed a suspicious amount of girls talking about their fathers today on the tram. They basically realized that all their daddies suck at showing their care. And that growing up next to them forms their traits as well..etc. Weren't joky convos I'm telling you! :'/

3.: Hehe. Let's just say that I bumped into someone I really didn't want to.lol

Oh forgot to do this, srry

What will you do for work in Portugal? Do you speak Portuguese?

interpals.net/Janji2412

Why do people do this?

Lol she’s retarded. Probably just wants views

You do

Uni is so fucking gay. I’m quitting after this semester

Literally what I'd message a qt from Houston.

You ALL belong to my BIG, HAIRY, COOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKKKKLKHHHHXT

At least you'll have more time for the gym then

That is true

Are you ripped enough to do this?

youtu.be/rmQCV_m1z9s

Why did I delete my instagram? I want to follow my qts

Make another.. duh!

Yeah but then I'd have no followers or pics

get more?

Sup vigins? Haven't been here in a few weeks, any new autistic stories? Macchi cucking himself some more?

The Korean got a lot more lewds from a Ukrainian model

same

Post them

Hey guys,

So, I have been messaging with an older Ukrainian woman. She works for the government and is really nice. This is her. She sent me this for Valentines Day. What a qt. What do you think?

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Say it with me boys:

BIG
WHITE
COCK

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But IP girls like yellow penis

She looks adorable user

>what do you think?
(you) are a cuck