/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends

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*Sips*
mmhmm

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yep

Innit

Do y'all put peanuts in your coke? I do and I have a friend that calls me out on it every time.

>Do y'all put peanuts in your coke?
sometimes

>I do and I have a friend that calls me out on it every time.
tell him to fuck off back to Yankeeland

>Do y'all put peanuts in your coke?
not even once. is that an Appalachian thing?

>put peanuts in your coke?

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only when i have the glass bottles. tell your friend to go fuck himself

What's your excuse for not attending a crêpe party in the heart of Cathar country next week

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I'm in the upstate of South Cackalacky, so I guess so.

mortified that I might bump into you. what would I even say?

>not putting peanuts in your coke

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My sinuses are irritated already as it is
Plus if I crushed the peanuts on the same plate I do my coke it would get all sticky and ruin the next line

I'm stuck far away
But you may bump into the wailing souls of those massacred by the noth*rn dogs during the Albigensian Crusade

damn, that's a pretty good point. carry on, then.

Thanks, will do

>But you may bump into the wailing souls
ain't no way I'm fugin around with spirits!

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God bless

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this state is a fucking nightmare politically

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IQ: 200

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based

cause too many spooks have their vacation homes throughout the state.
can't believe all those other people kept a straight face.

>he even wore gloves so that people wouldn't be able to tell what race he is
IQ: 300

the cancer is equal on both sides
our last Republican governor literally went to jail, his Democratic predecessor was Hillary's running mate
Democrats just raised the age to buy cigs and e-cigs to 21 because of the "teen vaping epidemic"
the Republican senate just killed a bill to make our elections a state holiday so that everybody can vote
the current governor supports third trimester abortions or something, on top of the obvious current controversy
the attorney general is battling rape allegations
the lieutenant governor just came out and admitted he once put on blackface at a party in the 80s even though nobody had even accused him of it
shit's fucked brehs

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>the current governor supports third trimester abortions or something
Yeah I heard this and it got a hard physical cringe out of me. I have no clue why your state is so fuged right now. I don't think there is anyone serving the people there.

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insular culture full of hubris + extreme left and extreme right existing in equal numbers within the same borders + proximity to DC bringing crooked uppity politicians from all over the union here to use us as a springboard into national politics = a fucking mess

F

thats why VA should have a strict 'no shit' policy of only electing people born in the state who had careers before they ran (to be excluded careers: education, law, real estate or community organizer) .

states should be allowed to have hard borders
freedom of movement was a mistake
prove me wrong

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the only major upside i can see from this is that it would increase state pride and keeping commiefornians from washing into texas

Shrimp is good, but I do like me some fried oysters.

youtube.com/watch?v=muONOyuCllA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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how the fuck do you dixiefags listen to this garbage

i dont

Oof

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give me exactly 1 reason to give a shit

Who cares, Mexicans will pay for it

there will no longer be continuous stream of people flowing into the country who make you feel tall

i see it when i believe it

In the future, a Dem president can declare climate change or gun ownership a national emergency and slash your tires or kill you for owning a gun.

god i wish a dem president would kill me

name 1 (one) Democrat that would do this

me

oh

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well I guess I won't be inviting you to go to the range with me then. hmph.

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Wish I had a qt southern belle to sing to desu

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you can sing to me

Do you have any requests? I particularly like sad comfy americana tunes

Texas Lullaby by David Allan Coe is the first one that came to mind at that description

Afraid I don't know that one, and I couldn't find the chords for it. Here's a miserable Townes van Zandy song instead though

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they found a 99 million year old dinosaur tail preserved in amber in Burma

look at that freaky fucking proto-ant too

neat as fuck

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And I thought that was a bit too miserable of a song to leave on, so I tried an Iron and Wine too. A bit high for my voice admittedly, but at least it's a nice romantic tune for Valentine's Day

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good work lad