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Imagine getting pummeled to death by these haha

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Exeter
Reputation is irrelevant unless it’s oxbridge

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the fr*nch (evil) eat these

Yeah i'm leaning towards exeter, the accommodation at Durham seems pretty shit

I like the look of the black tie events at Durham tho

>Exeter
come home white man

Durham is to larp as oxbridge
Exeter is probably higher ranked

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I believe Durham is ranked 6th and Exeter about 10th

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ah yes, university top trumps
riveting

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Also have offers from York and UCL if that piques your interest

In your discipline?

Did you know: Durham is the oldest University in the UK

Ugly skank

AGREED

I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE ME

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that would be the university of life

anime

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HES BROWSING /brit/ ON VALENTINE'S DAY
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT YOU, VIRGIN FREAK EXTRAORDINAIRE AHAHAHA

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Durham is 2nd

UCL is 4th and Exeter is 6th

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lol

Got started on by some kid today. He must have been 8 stone at best, fucking how do they get so cocky as to try and pick on an adult.

cant believe krauts actually eat these daily
freaks

Go durham then.
Ucl is also solid but reckon london is for masters.

>Reputation is irrelevant unless it’s oxbridge
Redbrick v other is an important distinction.

mboko held me up as i was trying to leave sainos yesterday

>university rankings
absolute meme

tier 1: oxbridge
tier 2: everything else
tier 3: ex-polys
that's it. just go to where is the most practical and has the most relevant social life to your social class

Should have just pushed him over mate, remember going back home once and going to the shop to buy some food and these kids just started out on me and one tried to spit on me so I kneed him and pushed him over

The smiths

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don't have veins popping out of my arms so I hide them as to not get laughed at by girls

just caught rorke seething in pain, rolling around writhing in agony after someone told him that tikki masala is britains national dish

gfs doing her best to ruin today

well it was invented here and is very popular

Ehhhh I’m not sure
I went to Sheffield which is hardly if at all any better than places like York or Warwick

throw your copy of The Best of The Smiths CD at her

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Did you get any valentines cards?

she shagged your dad?

Niggle me this noggle me that, what accounts for as little as 13% but also for half?

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women be like dat
dey do
dey be like dat

I have a pet snake and this is misleading

Reptiles literally have no sense of friendship or love or anything , they act entirely on instinct

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no refusing to do anything despite me arranging plans weeks ago

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London on the morrow
mad to think that in roughly 24 hours I'll be in shake shack copping a peng scran

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Veins pop out of my cock so fast and strong me jeans explode

>Reptiles literally have no sense of friendship or love or anything
This, just ask the gf.

Nigger crime rate

Much like Jews

Yeah, it read:
"Dear Jay, I've just baked you a finger pie, why don't you cum (spelt C-U-M) and taste it"

I gotta stay high all the time
To keep you off my mind
High all the time
To keep you off my mind
Spend my days locked in a haze
Trying to forget you babe
I fall back down
Gotta stay high all my life
To forget I'm missing you

putting it out there; breakup songs are miles better than romantic songs

Do you always control her like this?

yeah postbox was rammed this morning

Wish shake shack paki shill would fuck off

>Jay

Do you live in a caravan

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sounds like a certain group of people
(women)

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Went to Russell Group unis for BSc and MSc, and currently at an ex-poly doing my PhD. All of them have been complete shit, but the ex-poly really does take it to the next level.

Wish I was mature enough to try during my A-levels desu. MIGHT have sneaked into Oxbridge then, and not have been forced into becoming a complete and utter brainlet by sub-par universities.

>song about being a lightweight
Haha no

have you ever read a book or watched a film that you just hated and had to stop midway through

girls being lightweights is endearing

shitty tune for normie druggie sheep

Kinky

"Jay, you massive stud, please please spaff on my tits - from your valentines bitch
P.S. and on my face"

fiancée burnt a little hole in the bedroom carpet with her new curling iron, apparently she chatted to some people at her work about how to admit to it and this is the advice she got
from men:
>don't tell him, he won't notice and if he does he'll probably think he did it and not mention it himself
and from women:
>buy a rug and cover it up

can you imagine living in that kind of world lmao

Grow up
Its time to leave school

What's the most deano name that isn't deano?

It was her idea weeks ago, she's just in a mood and it'll be money wasted if we don't go.

dealer just sent me this

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got an anonymous valentines card in handwriting conspicuously similar to my mother's

reckon she wants one up her

Holes have many methods of manipulation this is true

Oxford University was the worst mistrake of my life

>18:49
>Just sent me this
No

being referred to by your surname, a la Smithy

>it'll be money wasted if we don't go
To what? Say you will take one of her mates if she doesn't want to go.

Why?

Sniff it to see if she's rubbed her fanny on it

4 what?

4 what?

DANNY

I'm on holiday in India innit

Tried, but then instead of finding a job I found a PhD that paid £30k salary too. Didn't even want to do it desu.

Why? Being a student at Oxbridge seems like it would be ultra-comfy, provided you ignore the """"progressive"""" morons

Arthur was a very wholesome and high quality children cartoon

hmm

Or she feels bad for you