I imagine myself in Aquitaine, leading my division. Our mission is to stop fr*Nch frogs from advancing. We mow down fr*Nch frogs but they keep coming. I shoot fr*Nch frogs but I run out of arrows so I draw my dirk and begin slaughtering fr*Nch, since fr*Nch are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. fr*Nch arbelists were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see EDWARD of WOODSTOCK (The BLACK PRINCE) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Somerset, my homeland. My ÆNGLISC brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven...
I imagine myself in Aquitaine, leading my division. Our mission is to stop fr*Nch frogs from advancing...
Alexander Perry
Austin Cooper
Kek, your nobility speaks french, they act french, they look french, and they're french, you anglomutt. Fuck the plant*genet!
Dylan White
This, it was merely a petty noble quarrel
James Stewart
vocaroo.com
how'd i do
Jordan Lee
wew lad
Jason White
Jackson Ortiz
is this battle commonly known in both cunts? truly interesting shit
en.m.wikipedia.org
Ryder Perry
>psychially
Hahaha.... the middle image in is literally you.
Dominic Morgan
It's a meme you dip
Blake Hernandez
This fucking tournament
Honestly I did not know, looks based.
Now in France we learn African empires in history class, that’s why
Brody Fisher
No we don't, middle school history is focused on the European middle ages while we learn about the modern era in high school. The only shame is that we pretty much skip the Napoleonic period for some reason
Dominic Morales
which historical point do you guys learn the most intensely? for us it's the Meiji Revolution(1870~1905)
Colton Richardson
>we pretty much skip the Napoleonic period for some reason
LENNES
Dominic Johnson
The French Revolution probably
Ian Miller
based
frenchoids aren't human
Jace Martin
Our president didn't even celebrate the bicentenary of Austerlitz in 2005. Go figure
Xavier Hughes
Yeah no, Clovis the founder of France is also skipped
Liam Hill
We see Clovis in elementary school
Elijah Martinez
There was also a tournament during this war. 5 frenchmen vs 5 englishmen. Total and flawless french victory. Why can't English ''men'' fight?
Jason Powell
>Clovis the founder of France is also skipped
Daniel Reed
SEETHING Sw*Ssoid still mad at the SUPERIOR FRENCH BVLL making his non-country swear eternal peace
Adrian Anderson
is there any Wikipedia article? would like to skim it
Anthony Roberts
Only on the French wikipedia.
Brayden Williams
post it pls
Josiah Torres
Why do people meme about French knights losing to English longbowmen but not English longbowmen getting torn to pieces by French field artillery literally right after?
Isaac Morales
Jeremiah Cooper
ANIME
Jayden Long
You're welcome?
Easton Allen
je me remercie Monsieur Paris
fr.m.wikipedia.org
this is horrible
Gavin Young
honestly they weren't much french since a century and french was in decline during the conflict
Liam Miller
my fucking ass you dumb liar
Mason Russell
1066 best year of my life
anglos are all femicide cowards who only know how to flee when the big bois coming
Mason Edwards
i deepened my very basic understanding of the French history a bit and it became even more interesting. this painting of the siege of la Rochelle still sticks to my brain
Christian Gutierrez
I understand Britain has essentially been the same monarchy that has kept their mindset to some extent, and the Brits somewhat connect medieval valour to themselves, but what about the French? Becoming a republic changed their view on medieval stuff? Like less affinity for the past or indifference to kighthood and stuff.