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America’s edition

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First for kill all shartmericans

Would you rather be Mexican and rich or American and poor?

here because the other thread forgot to tell what general it is and that there more Europeans.

>and that there more Europeans.
thats a bad thing

latter

Accurate american self portrait

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Mexican and rich

incel virgin freak

the reddit meme

im glad you liked my thread friend

desu

Absolutely shitfaced at 11

did you wake up late or something

based

Beer SUCKS

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

i dont drink alcohol anymore instead im addicted to weed

admit it. there's soyboy fans of your favorite media.

why?

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I live in Minnesota, so no.

soyboys say they like everything besides drumfp

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why are lecture hall chairs so uncomfortable?
my legs hurt like hell.

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redpilled.

agree

Entertain me

are you and the sexpat gonna blow each other in taiwan?

Dead

No....gf will blow me tho....

30 replies in and already deader then dead. goddamn people.

only oldfags will understand

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WWUUAAGGGHH

>no quake 2
lol

can't stop eating this mesquite smoked turkey breast

The general suddenly died a couple days ago. oh well.

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Its actually been pretty active between 1 and 5 AM

I got flawless
Can I move to new york now

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Thanks to me

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Thanks to this dick, girl

...

Gaynadian

why

Obligatory military mutt lol
Do you know US killed two million north korean civilians during the Korean war? [spoiler]its on wikipedia[/spoiler]

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>beer is MANLY

nah nigga anything with an alcohol content under 30% is bullshit

Sieg Heil

Slava Ukraina

Geroyam slava

Don't you call them elk or something?

I bet this felt so good

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Gaaaaayyyyy

I have the possibility of going on a date today
Should I?

Yas

that going straight up his ass quite obliviously

My dad told me to my face the only time he regretted having children was when he took us to Chuck E Cheese

Yer dad gay CeC is the bomb

what happened there?

the Prime Directive is meant to be broken

Life is so hard and painful

>playing apex legends
>some guy with 1k+ kills deads me
>teammate respawns me
>teammate dies and insta-dc's
>play a full game get to end game
>same guy who killed me the first time kills me again

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FUCK I need a girl to touch my penis

then do something good like pick up trash on the street

Never

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It's basically shit loads of kids running around screaming and crying all day and it drove him crazy

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don't blame him for that.

my dad took us to Stratum for my birthday for laser tag and pizza
we were good boys so he didn't hate us

I don't but still it was too brutally honest for me to handle

maple syrup on grilled cheese is based

I've tried that before. syrup just adds that little taste you need to complete the sandwich.

how did you feel after he told you?

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which do i want?

>syrup just adds that little taste you need to complete the sandwich.
100% agree
i can't eat a grilled cheese sandwich without syrup anymore

My parents hated when I ordered grilled cheese. They said it was nothing special and you could get that anywhere

Thanks for subscribing to my parenting blog

>2000 + 19
>playing cuckex legends

are any of you new yorkians? what's it like living in manhattan? what's it like wanting things you've never seen?

When I was in middle school all us cool skater dudes would hang out in this weird abandoned house that was filled with Nazi related books and symbols. The Nazi house. No one knew who this stuff used to belong to or why this person was so obsessed with Nazis but we thought it was so cool and radical and edgy. We even drew swastikas on the underside of our skateboards.

Just wanted to share this brief moment of my life. Thanks for reading.

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your parents sound like bullies
why would a parent judge like this his son's taste in food like he is a stranger or an adult?
you should've tell your dad his wife is not that so special and he could find that any corner

they were right

Reported

jesus, ale.

we're all from washington state here

do you have a deep voice?

yeah

lol why I should do that

Pa k kieres saber eso jaja salu2

>landlord just showed up to mow the lawn

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Trying to not jerk off until at least tonight

Gonna break my nofap today because I’ll sex the GF

No and people say I sound like someone from Blink 182

Let’s play fortnite

>tfw no one to play apex with

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our house in the middle of the street.

>tfw still don't know what my landlord looks like
>mfw i ignore all doorbells so i don't have to interact with anyone
wonder if i blocked him already

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just woke up, frens.

All the kids make fun of me on fortnite for not paying for skins

Don't mind my landlord, he's an actual boomer married to some latina that's like 30 years younger than him, he's responsive and quick on repairing stuff, just wish he'd tell me when he's going to show up and spend all day on the lawn when it should take five minutes instead of banging on my door right after I go to sleep

I remember I spent over $200 of my parents money on LoL skins. Worth it.