/brit/

poor brucey

Makes me howl whenever I remember that there is a Jewish rapper that claims he's white who raps and calls himself "Lil Dicky" and he's had like number one records and shit

And people have the audacity in 2019 to claim Jews don't scheme LOL

the 'itis put a selfie on her 'gram with her girl mate, her bf is nowhere to be seen and her eyes look like she's been crying

we're back in the game boys

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Had a customer beg me to let him off a penny with his change today because he wanted it to pay for his TV.
Who the ACTUAL FUCK still has a coin operated telly in 2019 (TWENTY NINETEEN)

Moby Dick but about me and my hunt for a white gf

enough with my mum

just got back from unitoil and gotta get ready for gftoil cos it's sodding valentines
you neets don't know how lucky you have it

nigha how

post it

never enough with your mum mate

Valentoil imminent

From ngltbh

taig

>£32 for airport check in

Ahh yes. Since they're going after hotel websites I think airlines should be next for the chop.

gfbeeeEEERG

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Look at this white man

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the current wank material

You climbing on lad? Don’t forget to get the bugger wet first

your mum couldn't get enough last night

I asked her how she was and she didn't respond and I'm not going to text her again.

Black weeb milf on the chase lads

Have started chewing my food more lads

think your 'itis might be a polynesian male

refuse to belive you are above the age of 18

Group of young Africans on’t buz, all have a London black accent despite probably being born here

Hope Bruce doesn't kill himself after the pasting he's receiving

just do it online?

>despite

hope i do

you're supposed to do it online mate

26, why?

will absolutely be dining on minge tn, what about you all?

vfs obviously dont need to reply

pasta bake

annoys me this

you're from wakey not brixton you little coco pop

Im a prole lad don’t take the piss

positively childish

dont waste another persons time like that, if you arent intrested you should just say so dont ghost them

youtube.com/watch?v=Ibc_0JYO1vY

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is she white and peng

>Green Street Hooligans defines British culture for most of the world

How do you feel about this?

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She's doing the ghosting?

for me its This Is England

yes and yes
(and shes chubby so this is fat minge we’re talking about here)

twitter.com/planetepics/status/1095080085009457152

in the midst of an argument with gf, may break up... will be eating the same as you tonight nonetheless

based

>chubby
gross

same, wondering if I should cook her something tn, but Im already getting her flowers and (matching) snuggies as thats what shes asked for lol

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why would you eat out another mans gf

more fat minge for me then

what happened to chebs gf 2019?

how would you feel about being rejected in such a sterile manner

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love the smell of my hair/scalp, when alone i'll often run my hands through and then smell it

am I an autist?

Stalin and HG Wells
marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1934/07/23.htm

For me it’s the royle family

something something tryone something cuckholdry

>The three girls all married ISIS fighters but Sultana was reported to have been killed in an airstrike on Raqqa in May 2016 while Abase could still be alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>""""""""""Sultana""""""""""

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what do you mean

yeah its a bit “sterile”, but this is a much more adultlike way to handle this than the usual versions of this bait-incel-womanhating post that we usually see

love raisins

yes?
female form of sultan
you silly goy

*flaps towards you*

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I do the same with my fingernail + saliva mix

Sniff it for days

rasheed

Cos last time I didn't check in online I just went to the desk with my passport and they gave my boarding pass simples, so I thought the whole system changed now. Guess not.

Deliveries I'm waiting for

>Katy Perry Au de Perfum
>FCUK Au de Toilette
>Red Dead Redemption 2
>Mascara
>Eyebrow Pencil

that's disgusting

fuck off no one cares

SEX HAVERS ONLY—————

Tips for giving the best head to the gf? Other than the usual meme ones like alphabets and salty pennies

pervert scum

I'm a disgusting runt

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the dutch word for shepherd is herder
really makes you think

best...head...to the gf..?

so tell me if you didn't have a fork how did the coleslaw end up in your mouth

how could you think of yourself as a woman and still play video games

My mate once shagged a fat bird 16 stone at least it was the height of summer 2007 I reckon or thereabouts anyway you could smell her sweaty crevices for half a mile off and the worst part is he bummed the lass

DO NOT REPLY TO IT, LIKE A ZIT IT IS FUN TO PLAY WITH IT BUT IT WILL ONLY FESTER AND GROW MORE

today at toil I was given money and told to go to various shops to purchase supplies
weather was nice today too, enjoyed my day out

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Just completed red nigger redemption 2

My sister looks like eva green can't be doing with it

Did someone say the N-Word?

Any non-rorkes care to back me up ITT??

Rorke Dead Redemption

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626

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Women play games too, why do you think the entire industry is pandering to us?

Woah...

Redpill me on drinking olive oil.

has someone posted that 100% nigger song yet

SO THE NOS HAVE IT, THE NOS HAVE IT

UNLOCK

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stop replying to it!

fucking idiots