Canadian virgin moose vs Norwegian Chad moose

Canadian virgin moose vs Norwegian Chad moose.
Why are Canadian moose so pathetic that he's still a virgin?

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Wow, Canada is such a joke.

shuuut... up you oil nigg er
we have beavers too

At least we have big boy coins. You aren't using those pocket pebbles to buy your moose meat, are you snow niggers?

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Haha tough words from a virgin moose!!!

I'm a female moose and I would never pick the virgin canadian "moose" over the Chad Norwegian moose. 980cm is not enough for me I need a moose that's 1030cm and weighs at least 15,250kg

There has never been a bigger case of BTFO than this

Based female swedemoose.

You will all look fucking stupid when we make a moose that is not only bigger but more beautiful.

>we have beavers too

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I'll believe it when I see it. Meanwhile the swedish qt moose is getting Norwegian moose dick right now

She'll be back

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aren't (living) canadian meese bigger though?

Swedish mooseseses are the biggestest ( living ) but Norwegian Chad moose are the biggest overall moose

Not really. They are the same.

>meese

just wanna post my favourite moose video

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Elks*

holy shit

If he did that to a Norwegian moose he would be impaled up in the air on the moose's antlers. Lmao.

is he retarded? suicidal?

fuckers hiding behind the tree though

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR THE BVLL MOOSE?

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