I heard you are hiding Germans somewhere here

Don't have any myself but I heard Germany is a good place to find them

>i heard you are hiding Germans

lmao I think you're at the wrong door

I live at the polish border. Come on try me... come to cross the border and come to my house... guy I dare you... I will demolish you not joking

>Not rounding them up into your basement for easy executions later

What are you gonna do, send your girlfriend's refugee bull to fight him?

B&R
C&B

First off I dont have a gf... second off I will legitimately fight him if he comes to my house and insults me like he did with this thread...

the Germans I have are the ones in the shallow grave in my backyard sir
Bóg bless our troops!

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neu hier?

c-can someone hide me, i shouldn't be here.
i just wanted to buy cheap vodka and that crazy polack started screaming at me about Monte Casino or something . help

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>c-can someone hide me, i shouldn't be here.

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We gotta have to ask Russia if we can do it yet again

Sorry Andrej, but these women and children did nothing wrong.
*pulls out AR-15*
You have a problem with them?

>partioned poland
uh...you're forgetting something you fucking retard teuton FUCK YOU

shut up Zimbabwe

based

youtu.be/sSHbgMa39cc?t=1571

WARSCHAU
WARSCHAAAAU
WAAAARSCHAAAAAAUUUUU

the only thing lithuanians and zimbabwians have in common is that we both make german women bow to our BBC LMAO kid go back to playing train simulator

yeah and you're both Africa tier shitholes that nobody aside from flag autists on Jow Forums ever heard about

I would unironically do it too. Germans did a lot of good in America and have been here since the beginning.

based
dude just stop

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GOOD PEOPLE, VERY GOOD GENES, REALLY SMART

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>Implying I'm a Magapede
I despise civic nationalism and Trump's foriegn policy.

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Lmfao your country is founded on civic nationalism

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very often when an American is friendly or even just no openly hostile to Germans you'll see French flags seething at them and calling them mutts
kinda funny

im right here Lukasz

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No it wasn't...
I don't know why. The French are some of our oldest allies. French-Americans can also be found in Louisiana.

yes yes, they are right here

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Shut the fuck up

Yes it was nigger, just because you exclude nonwhites (wich only lasted for a while) its still not a nation state.

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Jakub mate just found a nest of the fuckers bring the flamethrower

STFU Polish Pig

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Germans?! Nope. Never seen one.
*drinks from beerstein*

Germans fight against Bolshevism, Heil the Australian man

No need to worry officer, all the g*rmans have been killed off

still being this butthurt after so many years

i would love to see a tag on Pornhub. Big Baltic Dick. BBaltD fucks Blonde Teen Germanistan Refugee

>beaten to death by polish guards

LMAO

and ppl Say an ideal map of Europe can`t be made.

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Rent free :^)

based and Żmudźpilled

welcome to Jow Forums faggot
everyone gets shit here

t-ther's a german under my bed
take it just pls don't hurt me anymore

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ACHTUNG, POLACKEN!

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basiert

Poland deserved better. What Britain and France did to you was a crime.

it deserved worse

>1500's would be enough
its just some germans no need to go that far, they might cry about injustice poor champs

what did Britain and France do to Poland?
not conduct a hopeless attack against the well fortified German western border?
how treacherous of them that they were hesitant to throw thousands in the meatgrinder again 20 years after WW1!

im not hiding them im supposed to hide you retarded pole, now gimme that gun and go back down the basement

Germans don't deserve American friendship anymore. Your people have completely forgotten everything we've done for you, and have started calling us the enemy.

We should have let Britain and France turn you into potato farming replacements for the Irish instead of wasting our economy on helping you.

America was less hostile to us than the others, but it wasn't good to us. And if you try to somewhat objectively analyze modern day (political) US-German relations it's quite clear who behaves more shitty tbqh...

Poles genocided Jews now they want to go after the Germans why are they so evil?

no germans here i swear

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>spies on the government and the economy for years
Gee you're such good friends.

Our leadership shot down the retard from here that proposed the plan, told the rest of the Allies to fuck off, and rebuilt your country from the ground up in order to protect as much of Europe as we could from Stalinism.

Now you're bitching and moaning that we're asking you to not be so fucking reliant on us. We are GIVING you back your autonomy because we want you to be self-sufficient, and yet you'd rather be entirely dependent on America and France should something happen because your government cannot be fucking bothered to spend the bare necessities on maintaining the Bundeswehr, which is falling apart due to neglect.

We're not yelling at you to spend more because we think you need to catch up to us, we're yelling at you to spend more because you've been militarily dependent on us for decades and it's time for it to end. We WANT to leave. That you refuse to take care of yourselves means we either have to leave with your military while it's in shambles, or stay and babysit you for an indefinite amount of time.

You're not a poor, oppressed country the mean US is demanding more from, you're a bunch of NEETs we're trying to kick out of the house.

I am the big gay

>this post

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The United States of America is a terrorist state stfu you piece of shit

You're no better, limey.

t. Ferenc Szálasi

disagree desu

lol

American Exceptionalism (autism) on full display once again.

I fucking love this country. No one has been as based as us since Jow Forums was first invented in 2005. Only the Australians have ever come as close, yet they're still a far second.

Fuck what everyone else says, fellow Amer-user. Keep on posting the good fight ;_;

>austria being allowed to continue existing

All you whiteys look the same to me

You're allowed to in our country.

Germans would get put on a watchlist for hate speech if they went against that narrative that America bad, refugees good.

>g*rmans go on a crusade to wipe out poles and communists
>lose because they are incompetent
>east g*rmans repressed by based stasi, a sister organisation of the KGB which is a successor of the cheka which was founded by a polish communist
LMFAO

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let's kill germaans
i will hire some jews to do the work in death camps

ganz neu...

kek retard

I am a S O R B

None here, mate

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