How do i banter danes? i was in a thread earlier today and one made fun of me

how do i banter danes? i was in a thread earlier today and one made fun of me

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Trust a Dane

kamelasa

Say it

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Say they're not really Scandinavian, just weird Germans

FEEL THE PAIN!

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Daneshit boys grow tits because their government puts estrogen in the water

call them pig fuckers

Say they have large foreheads and they go into a spastic anger.

Hvad? Man-tits er fedt wicked, mand.

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tell them to search for Denmark

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Fixed

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Dan-ish? more like Tan-ish lol

make fun of us for not having any mountains
make fun of us for not having any forests
say we are pigs
claim we are north germans
make fun of our language
say we are not nordic or scandinavian
make fun of our military history
make fun of us for losing twice in the 30 years war
make fun of us for losing 50% of our country

there are many ways to bully us

Ask them how to make Tulumbe and how many problems do they have

Did some hippies really annex part of Copenhagen or is Christiania a myth?

Saved

>say we are not nordic or scandinavian
>claim we are north germans
so just telling you the truth is enough?

dunno never been to copenhagen

Tell 'em they lay with pigs and they smell

nobody gets my craftily put reference
im useless

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I dont get it

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of course you fucking dont

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With a Fin
You will win

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TRUST A FINN?
THE ICE IS THIN!

TRUST A LEAF
YOUR LIFE IS BRIEF

TRUST AN AUS?
IT'S YOUR LOSS

thats is literally the worst post i have ever seen on Jow Forums ever

Come on, dude

This

"it's your loss" is an english phrase don't bully me

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There's always a next time

Ha, NERD

TRUST A BURGER
IT ENDS MURDER

it's true. It's like pusher town.

tell them you had a great grandmother who was danish, and so you're basically a viking, and talk about how upset you are with the state of your ancestral homeland

How is it allowed to go on?

it gets raided a lot, but actually it's also the place people go to get drugs, and they want to get their drugs in peace, so it doesn't get raided too much.

Can't the just bulldoze it?

no it's a very based place fuck off

it's a freestate, so it's independent. And people secretly want to have their drug supply.

they will just set up shop again, police have tried for decades lol
remove everything and one week later they are back to selling drugs

That's so odd. Malmö and Copenhagen are truly sister cities.

Was not that Swedish boy who grew tits because they eat that one black candy?

That works for all Europeein's though

You're also the least faithful in Europe, second only to Thailand in the world.

I still like you guys though.

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Tell them they sound like they have a potato in their mouth. Apparently Norwegians and Swedes say that about them and it pisses off the Danes to no end.

Why do Americans say oss-see

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ss = s sound
s = z sound (generally)

>Finland
i bet they fuck cute boys on the side

Speak ill of Kierkegaard

>danes
When will they learn

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>Kierkegaard
more like can't get his penis hard

i know an american who does it just to piss us off

Fair enough in that case
Tfw biggest achievement in my life except for graduating highschool was making that brainlet when we all decided to bully denmark for some reason

I have never say that, I just say O-see