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>are you king of Denmark?

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>Yes i am kinh of denmark

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what the fuck is even going on anymore

how do I become king of Denmark?

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you are in the presence of royalty, show some fucking respect

I am king of new brunswick (living in québec)

I cannot be king of Denmark for Russia is the king of Denmark.

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I thought Rurik was Swedish

y-y-your majesty
*bows*

yes but don't tell

To börk or not to börk that is the question

ok i wont tell them

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Thanks
I will make Denmark into a agricultural superpower

We used to have threads like this on Krautchan all the time

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>wat is yuor bidin milodr?

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I am bernd

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Bless you sire

plant poteta
plant hop
plant grejpfrutt

make potetas
make beer
make grejpfrutt juice

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why do you want to be king of denmark?

I am interested in farming experiments that's why i need a big arable land, many people, money and scientists.
I would employ every Dane and develop danish biology
We will put seed in the ground

no I am princess of denmark

Nice
I hope the Russo-Danish agriculturally collective is a success
Make sure to invest the money into nice things like pretty architecture and such

Absolutely based. Germany fully supports your quest of making Denmark into an agricultural superpower.

based