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Sun's out, guns out

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making an arrangement

chelsea boots look horrendous

trying my best

good film

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whats it about then

>mfwaawfnm

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man finds his doppelganger in a film he watches

Listening to Mummy's phone conversation and it is worse than /brit/
Difficult to believe but true


Also, lads, is this true?

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my
feelings
when
an
asian
was
farting
near
me

almost all hate crimes are hoaxes

mental how yanks actually technically speak a different language to us but we are still mutually intelligible

looks like semantics to me; don't care

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It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.

Their faces say it all.

Your effect affected me to the effect that I've effected to affect an affected-yet-effective affectation towards my effects, accompanied by spectacular effects

this was my cousin's(male) costume for valentines day

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>"great" shitain

can't watch GoT anymore
normies ruined it and the writing goes to shit in season 4

Can your cousin suck my dick?

even that fat guy no one likes who constantly shits himself?

excited to get my medical marijuana card lids

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It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up!

feeling a bit mogged

EVERYONE

It's called a dialect you fucking moron

Degenerate

>he needs a card to buy weed

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I need morphine

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umm no sweaty because even within britain, america, and australia there are different dialects you nigger

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no they're both wrong
they're neither the same language nor does modern Bulgarian have nothing to do with the original language

pickaninny

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ahhh but ruby moves her lemon scented body
just like the breezes from the south
so somehow, I got tangled
oooh tangled in her long red hair
and I woke up to the taste of danger
feeling such a lot like Baudelaire

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thailad opinions on this song?

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bit sad when you realise you'll never be a girl's first

mental how verne troyer was married to a 6'2" woman

what's the latest in the catyank saga?

I was

count yourself lucky user

>Amazon stopped plans to open a new office in NYC because they couldn't bully special tax concessions out of the city
>NY officials could well backpedal
get me out of this fucking country

what happened?

i want to see the bright lights tonight

Amazon started a "bidding war" between American cities, basically trying to get the most subsidies and tax deductibles they can. NYC won the bidding using the standard job creator tax deductions applied statewide. Amazon tried to push for more concessions, and the city/state government refused. Amazon announced that they are no longer opening an office in NYC.
Basically ol' Bezos is trying to bully American institutions into giving his monopoly special treatment in America's most important city.

something off with the world
just doesn't seem right

yeah i don't like that bezos fellow
i naturally don't trust anyone with a bald head

i just want to fight for my rights alright

need a boyfriend-free gf

had a right fright but at least shes tight

Personally feel that the feds need to go and break Amazon up as well as knock his bald head in

Ah yes, the monopoly on internet sales. How can anyone open a competing internet store ?!!?1

hate women

dont understand them 2bh
sometimes you think they want to fuck you but then you realize they dont


pretty confusing

>America's most important city
LA?

just want to throttle them
hate my body for desiring them
the serial killers have the right idea about it

The next poster will never have sex again
The poster after him will get tons of sex

Post wisely

>Petrol and diesel vehicles cost more over four years in UK and four other European nations
God I wish I were European (though I would accept being British)

>what are anti-competitive practices

jesus fuck..... omg..... im so sorry about this... woooow.

where did it all go so wrong

Nothing exudes raw sexual energy quite like a mullet

Go Bashar my boy go!

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im getting to that point too

lets team up and become double murderers

anyone wanna go zul'farrak

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going to eat brownies drunk in my bed while reading about aliens and wish i had a gf for valentines day

>sitting outside the local chinese restaurant
>watching some vietnamese teenager chop up raw chicken with no gloves and a rusty knife before throwing it into a giant bag
think i'll be supping on crackers this evening

So did humans literally separate Africa from Asia by creating the Suez Canal? That’s absolutely mad, lads

oh yeah chinese restaurants are filthy as can be

yep

humans also seperated europe from asia by saying "because i say so"

we're all connected dude

do all IPS screens have terrible burn-in and crosshatching?

sure why not

I use a IPS
The only noticeable thing is the black light bleed
Otherwise they're great

Ghosting (temporary) maybe, permanent burn in is far less likely. Would help to know the brand and model.

>wanting to think of chinks and yourself as equal in any way even if its something like sharing a continent

no thanks

this just in: i want to fuck every non black girl at my job that is under the age of 60

i asked if all of them do you silly sausage

I want to shag Emma Watson.

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then your answer is "no"

Wot if Thailad woz akshully Thai

>school shooting on the news right now
wew, nice one america. Marginal stone douglas.

how do you work on your empathy lads

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don't care

thinkin about those beans

just got invited by the lads to join skull & bones

'once

I don't see anything

really? what school is it?

link?

entry level: get some cute pets. dogs or cats

nuclear option: have kids

It's the 1yr anniversary of MARJORY stone Douglas you brainless clod

psychology-tools.com/test/empathy-quotient

it's 2015

hate animals me and no girls will let me shag their fanny