Australia should change their flag so it doesn't look like our flag

Who would win in a street fight. 5 abos vs. 5 Maori? No weapons...just hand-to-hand?

Maori easily

mitre 10 guy alone would fuck up all those petroling sniffing abos in a 1v5

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This. Eternal Anglos are always one step ahead.

i like it

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Handsome flag

One Maori could probably beat up 5 abos desu

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consider this:

the national sport of new zealand and australia is watching pacific islanders beat up smaller/lanky white guys, known as rugby.

the national sport of america is watching blacks and samoans/hawaiians beat up lanky white guys, known as football.

yall countries have lots in common.

>Yall

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what about canada?

Being irrelevant is literally our defense strategy

I don't know if you actually watch it, but if you get on a national rugby team your not exactly small.

Rugby is not the national sport of australia or even the most popular

KEKSTAMPS

this

Agreed.

Our two national sports are footy (AFL) and cricket, desu.

Only because you suck at rugby

Wait where's the union jack?

No, it's just not very popular because Aussie rules footy is simply a far better sport in every aspect. Rugy is boring, braindead shit only NRLfags care about.

Where it belongs.

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on tea mugs, on underwear, on Mini Cooper roofs, you know - where it's acceptable to be

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Does Jow Forums love New Zealand?
I love New Zealand.

lmao fuck off you salty cunts
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I present your new national flag from your precious friend Nippon.

Your new country name is Japstralia.

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West island is the best.

Guys I fixed it.

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Fucking slippery cunts

Given the shit that we'd go through changing a flag, annexing NZ and making them another state is actually a lot easier and probably less costly than going through the dozens of super gay meme flags that would be offered up.
I would literally twist the balls off the population of an entire NZ city with my bare hands than have to look at some hideous rainbow-abo-star-pony fucking nightmare flag we'd invariably end up with.

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fuck off gay cunt

Behave good! Geroge!

>Given the shit that we'd go through changing a flag, annexing NZ and making them another state is actually a lot easier and probably less costly than going through the dozens of super gay meme flags that would be offered up.

Our army is now filled with women thanks to all the gender diversity bullshit. So I doubt the annexing will go well.

AFL is shit.

Ching ChoNG!

We are BLACK

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Behave good! Koala!!

Haven't heard of it and now I find out we have a national team and a league for it, intredasting...

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based

Maori : Chad Polynesian
Abo : Virgin Papuan

Very adorable, thank you for this generous act of kindness Nippon. I will humbly accept your gift friend.

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Where do I find like G or H cup breasts in Australia or New Zealand?
I'm okay with chub, would prefer lithe, just don't want full OPERATION BROSNAN fat cunts.

Also how do you lads approach big breasted women?

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