1. Your country

Philippines
Spain

1. Turkey
2. Mongol empire

Romans modernized Britain.

Roads, stone structures, founded London.

Lol you can't even speak the brittonic language of your ancestors.

Stay mad Pierre, you hear English every day and it pains you deeply.

>Romans modernized Britain
LOL the romans stole all "their" technology from the Celts they conquered.
The roman technical superiority is a lie invented for self-hating celts like you.

1 brazil
2 tupi nation/ angola/caliphate of córdoba

Celts were based, but to deny that Romans were technologically superior is just wrong.

I'm all ears though, provide evidence that the "romans stole all "their" technology from the Celts" and "roman technical superiority is a lie".

LOL the "english" language is like 95% french already, since the french-speaking Normans crushed your country.
Your "english" language is nothing but a funny french sub-dialect at this point.

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OP is wrong and he's a faggot
France is the father of the US

Holy shit the amount of French butthurt in this thread

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LMAO

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>Celts were based
Celts ARE based you stupid slave.
My ancestors, me, my wife, my children and my grandchildren speak breton and are proud of our celtic culture, while all you can do is worship your roman conquerors, centuries after the fall of Rome.
>provide evidence
Just open some history and archaeology book you stupid piece of shit. The Romans themselves wrote about all the things they borrowed from the Gauls.

wtf is this frog's problem

Nigga I'm not gonna go read a book on Celts just because you told me to.

If you can't even be bothered to provide a brief synopsis or one example to back up your points, I'm not gonna sift through a tome.

>Rich People Laughing.jpg
Rich (from french "riche)
People (from french "peuple")
LOL

Kek
Why does the French man speak English but the American man doesnt speak french?
I dont care what it came from, it's not French and it's far more relevant than croaking

>Which country is your country's father
The Frankish Empire(RIP).
He's a Breton speaker and constantly butthurt. I've seen him a few times.

LMAO

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>I'm not gonna go read a book on Celts
Of course you won't, because you hate anything about your own ancestors, like the traitor and cowrad you are. And you'll keep worshiping your roman conquerors like a slave.
>provide
LOL you really can't do anything by yourself.

>the French man speak English
english is a french subdialect you moron
>the American man doesnt speak french
american english is also a french subdialect you moron
>I dont care what it came from
And that's why american english is a fucking latino language lol

Scandis, Sweden or Norway probably

>Congratulations
from french "congratulations"
LOL english is such a latinx mess...

LMAO

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Castile/Spain

Keep speaking English lad, you're gonna work yourself up to a heart attack if you keep going. I can sense the frustration through your posts.

No you're just going to keep speaking your latino "english" joke of a language lol.

>implying I speak english more than 1% of my time.
LOL

LMAO

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1. Russia
2. USSR

I'm amazed there is a country more buttmad than Germany kek

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none because we're the OG

1. Poland
2. PLC

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1.jurchens
2.korea

Denmark is everyone's father

I thought you are the mother of USA.

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papa don't hit me

1. Azerbaijan
2.
Genetical father-Safavid Empire
Biological father- Turkey

1. Flag
2. Don't have one

>tfw no Austrian abusive step dad

I wouldn't
I love all

thank you for not punching me anymore dad

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no problem, son

1. Texas
2. USA - Father
3. Mexico - Mother (US fucked her to get us)
4. Confederate States - Dead Brother

>"What country are you from?"
>"Texas"

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Probably the abos

Damn right. When I am abroad for work, I always say I am from Texas. I along with other Texans always do this...we don't like being lumped in with the rest of y'all. Down here the hierarchy of "Where are you from?" goes like this.
Texas>The South>USA

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Sweden
Somalia

No one outside the US cares. You're all American at the end of the day. The fact you're from Texas is more of a detractor than anything.

Are you retarded?

Idiot

>english is a french subdialect you moron

>No evidence, only name-calling.
That's what I thought.

should he have said Byzantine instead?

Based.

Czech Republic
Germany

no, i mean what country you from

Are YOU retarded? He should've said Ukraine

Ruthenia?

also didn't he imply that Oleg and the Varangians came from what is now called Sweden?

1. Portugal
2. The Kingdom of Spain's Autonomous Community of Galicia

>Gets this autistically assblasted
>fails to provide a single source, shred of evidence, or example for a claim he supposedly feels so passionately about

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What???

>He says as he posts in English, a language he had to learn because he lives in an Anglocentric world, on an English dominated image board where his language is completely irrelevant much like its use outside of France

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I bet he doesn't even know about the magic potion.

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Austria would fit better

They are all Germans, so...

The Netherlands

t. louis cachet

William of Orange is considered "the father of the fatherland".

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Pakistan

Japan
I heard historians say the grand ageless virtues and atmosphere from China's Han and Tang dynasties are still well preserved in present day Japan while they completely lost them over there in the mainland.

1.israel
2.judea

El brittANO señores.

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2. Huns

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Tupi guarani and africans

based angry breton in this thread

1) El abomination Belgica
2) The anglo, and we'll have our revenge soon. Monsters come back to kill their creators

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1. Finland
2. Technically Estonia since ancient finns came from there

1. Sweden
2. Sweden

Are you a Walloon, Fleming or Bruxellois/Brusselaar?

Oost-Vlaanderen (Gent)

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Britain obviously. The frogs can fuck off.

1.Russia
2.Russia

Can't wait to genocide every last one of your kind.

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1. Latvia
2. The Vatican

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Wat heb je liever, een onafhankelijk Vlaanderen of samen gaan met Nederland?Samen gaan met Nederland betekend geen federatie of confederatie,
maar dat de Vlaamse provincies gewoon Nederlandse provincies worden in het decentrale eenheidsstaat model.

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Steers and queers