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ever notice how you almost never see well-known actors in horror films

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Yeah
Horror films are all cheap now so even if they could afford them those actors don’t want shit to do with them

Should be called Osterreich.

That reminds me, where’s Melvin?

The fall in status of Austria over the 20th century is nothing short of incredible (and hilarious)

Need Emma to rip a fart on my face.

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Yeah they are when she inevitably flips out on you for some inane politically correct shite.

AUSTRIA BTFO

Why did they name it after Austria should have been called New Yorkshire

if I was a nigger

>The fall in status of Austria over the 20th century is nothing short of incredible (and hilarious)
Sort of like the British "Empire" lmao

Some junior delinquents have just hopped on the train and are very loud

Most unpleasant

would you rather her do a long, relaxed fart or a quick and powerful one

My state (the original colony) is called New South Wales because it was new and Sydney resembled South Wales

Whichever produces the most aroma.

New Holland*

are you in the quiet carriage

Sneezing like crazy

Yeah but worse

UK is still 'relevant' by any measure. Austria went from a contiguous empire stretching across pretty much all of central Europe, with the largest standing army of any great power, to some cuck-tier backwater with no international relevance

I’m totally serious btw I haven’t interacted with him in yonks and I want to know where he is

Why did they name it after Austria instead of a British or Native name? Same with New Zealand. New Zealand should have been named new Bristol. Simple as.

Despise '''"people''''' that don't observe the rules of the quiet carriage. Sometimes my autism boils over and I tell them to be quiet or move elsewhere

>UK is still 'relevant' by any measure.
Oh the delusion of Brits is so delightful

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Love a big sneeze

australia is latin for "southern land", it has nowt to do with austria, it is a coincidence

It’s not named after Austria it’s named after Terra Australis which I believe without googling meant southern land

absolute fucking banger
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>[land] of the southern [winds]
thankyou based flinders

Yeah one singular big sneeze is finefine but when you're doing sneeze after sneeze after sneeze non stop it becomes a major problem

THEN WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT AUSTRIA!?!?!?

Unhappy with this post and I don’t approve, particularly in relation to Austria

somewhat ironically, Austria basically means "eastern land"

Modern Britain is just as irrelevant as modern Austria. Just another cuck vassal state of NATO and EU.

>Financial capital of the world (but not for long hehe)
>Only blue water navy globally outside of the US
>Consistently 1 or 2 on soft power rankings
>UNSC P5
>7th largest economy
>Cultural powerhouse in film/music/art/design
>Top-tier education and research
>Intelligence services to rival the US

I could go on

>why did they name Australia after Austria?

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Because I said the name was SIMILAR and it’s funny that their relevance was surpassed in a mere century hence the laughter on Austria

Actually this raises another point - so Australia got the .com.au suffix, what does Austria use? The EU one?

Quit your brainleting

I have to live with the Brexit mongs in real life, they think the world is The US, China then the UK in terms of power and influence and they see the EU as a chain on our power and influence rather than a massive amplifier.

AS

Damn good, truth in every word.

Yeah well it’s not like these rambunctious teens give a shit about the quiet carriage rule

What does blue water navy mean it sounds powerful

white people love the great outdoors

Corrr

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had some cracking woody and cokes in my carriage but as ramunctious youths go they were pretty well behaved

Wow we really took it from them

Excellent

I mean the EU is indeed evil and it's goal is to turn Europe into a culturless oppressive shithole with no native cultures, languages, or people and leaving it would be in the best interests of the UK (if their leaders weren't just as hellbent on the aforementioned goals with or without the EU). But leaving it certainly won't make Britain back to a world power again.

aren't niggers lactose intolerant

Jeffrey

tbf if the ISO location codes weren't so anglocentric it would be OS

can't imagine how depressing it must be to live in britain during 2019 lads
the strikes, riots, famines, and chlorinated chicken are right around the corner

The entire Southern Hemisphere should be called Australia and the entire northern hemisphere Borealia.

Can operate globally without assistance... requires naval bases in foreign countries and ships that do 'replenishment at sea' i.e. pass fuel and supplies to other ships whilst underway

>edizzione

with only one z you imbecile

Does the UK still have that huge fuck off base in Cyprus?
Still some decent power projection Britain’s capable of

emyemyemy

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just ordered this for dinner
shall be eating all of it by myself

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>The remoaner thought he had an ally with the yank only to be put in his place.

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why not just stretch out her little pussyhole

If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens,
a possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans,
Damn I wish I was a nigger

*taps dial repeatedly*
*adjusts spectacles*
These levels of based are unprecedented

Very cool stat

We should get ourselves one of those

>7000 calories

based and kfcpilled

VERY jealous. Enjoy every bite

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Westminster is unironically more evil than the EU.

>blind eye to rape gangs for 2 decades
>protecting abusers in their own ranks
>mass migration to cause social division
>endless bribes: 1bn to dup, right to buy,
>dodgy dealings: al yamamah, selling off government services to monopolies, panama papers
>constantly making life worse: housing crisis, falling wages, homelessness, social care timebomb, selling off government services to monopolies

business idea: a red water navy (red with the blood of our enemies)

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will never catch on

>Giant Feast
just the medium size feast for me cheers

I really see them as one and the same.

Based are we going to invade uganda now?

d'oh!

The Spirit Animal

not with my taxes you autist

Britain has unironically the best power projection in the world when you look at reach not might. It has faster global response times than the yanks to most places (though of course, the yanks have a very powerful navy now compared to the UK). In terms of speed of rapid global response though most places agree the Brits would get there first and the yanks would plough through in the wake with the real power.

woman

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yeh

fuck off murderer

Unironically don't know why we don't have a proper violent far left movement in this country.All we have is middle class wankery about PoC representation in the media and a weird focus on trains for some bent reason.

Funny how at 18 you’re resentful of everyone hating teenagers and then less than 5 years later you can’t stand teenagers yourself

The cycle continues

The sun is coming up earlier and staying out later lads. I reckon spring will be here in full in a month’s time.

that's where halloumi comes from

We just got four new oilers, built in Korea baka

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imagine what was in that water lads
syringes, broken glass, amoebic meningitis, the works

We were barely affected by eu decisions. Bendy bananas is marginal compared with some uk gov decisions

standing water like that is nothing to fuck around with
flesh eating bacteria and shit

oi thailad

Okay fair enough

Not an autist though