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first for fuck tipping I tell ya whut

>she basically said I was repulsive
Stupid roastie cunt. I would have fucking glassed her if I was with you, bro. Nobody talks to my friends like that.

5%

based

>$11 for 5%

fuck that place, thats daylight robbery

>our tap water doesn't have heavy metals
The people of Flint, Michigan would like a word with you

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>daylight robbery
Ummmmmmmm sweatie it’s a nightclub.......

Reminder that further testing found similar levels in many major centres like LA and NY (at least in poor districts), but that didn’t get nearly as much media play ‘for some reason’

Repeat after me
>race doesn’t exist
>diversity is our strength

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Literally me in your pic WOW

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Race isn't real, but phenotypes are.
Gender isn't real, but sex is.
Space isn't real, but aliens are.

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I’ve been ironic-shitposting for so long that I don’t know what I really believe anymore

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Israel isn’t rael, but reality is

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based post, by a leaf no less

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>the existence of aliens is a psyop by satanic elites who want secular atheists, skeptics, and other useful idiots to accept and worship demons
Not the alien thing, but this is something I’ve been wondering about for a while. How do I know I’m worshipping God and not just some major demon? Is there even such a distinction; are there just different competing gods? Is there but one god known by different names?

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>How do I know I’m worshipping God and not just some major demon?
Simple. If you do good in the world and live righteously and with virtue, then you are worshiping the good as you live every day to embody it.

I'd marry Faye Wong right now without hesitation.

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Me on the right

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very much this

>do good in the world
>live righteously
>with virtue
Almost everyone has a different definition of what this means. Do you mean according to a particular system’s framework, which falls into the major demon possibility again, or simply according to one’s own frame, i.e. the Nietzschean solution

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>the guy on the right in all black isn’t doing the OK sign
Missed opportunity :(

spooky post.

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She's from HK, no point.

>Almost everyone has a different definition of what this means.
Just do your best. If you ever meet a demon, fight against it.

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Fuck, this is the guy who eats old ration shit on youtube, right?

I need to do more with my life than watch youtube all day

101559275
*eyes roll straight out of skull*

clearly

I don’t mean to raise the spectre of Muh Subjectivism in a frivolous manner. People do have wildly different ideas of what is good. Even within myself over time, my ideas have evolved massively. If I were to incarnate a version of myself from every two years over the last ten years, we’d probably all disagree with each other over what is good, righteous, and virtuous. I do seem to be stabilizing more as I get older, but the point remains

>good is a spook
embarassed 4 u

heh, nothin' personnel, kid...

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I enjoyed the bount filler arc of Bleach.

Cowboy Bebop is the least weaboo anime

Nothing is more to me than myself!

correct
ultimate initiation anime

sad if true

That reminds me, I need to watch .hack //sign again.

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I’ve read everything on that list except Hamilton, Strauss, Cambridge Companion, and Oxworld World’s; i.e the modern bits :^)

HOW CUM I MUST KNO

It's not. But it's fun to pretend to be an egoist.

the direction of relieviiiiiiing

heh
got me
(isn't it tho?)

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Knowing the song I will sing,
till the darkness comes to sleep.
Come to me, I will tell bout the secret of the sun It's in you, not in me, but it does not mean a thing to you.

I mean, egoism makes sense as an argumentum ad absurdum of liberal dogma. It’s just that liberalism is dumb and gay, heh

On the plus side, reaching the reductio ad absurdum is the final stepping stone to facing reality. It’s no coincidence that so many on the ‘far right’ have had an ‘ancap phase’, which is merely the last breath of egalitarianism/legalism conditioning
>everyone deserves an equal right to liberty and equality of opportunity
>everyone will respect the rules because it’s The Law and everyone knows it’s best if everyone respects the Non-Agression Principle™
I’ve got to wonder what Ancap-for-Life brainlets think of the prisoner’s dilemma

how do new yorkers treat these trees along the roads?
does the city have plant new ones all the time?

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Uhh... Big yikes. ummm sweatie.. hellooo??? Maybe, just maybe, you oughta let that sink in
YA DINGUS

Surprised I still have a coke and a half left.

They are probably nice to them and kiss and hug them

what’s that in grams

double triple based

535.2ml

five... hundred
eighty-four?

>dub-quads
WOW

CIA Rules Everything Around Me
C. R. E. A. M.
Glowing Niggers, who killed JFK y’all

.hack//sign officially /cum/canon

bitch niggas

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humiliated by rhodoks again

who is Bitch Niggas poster?

i swear he used to live in mejico
regardless
he's an institution

>say I’m going to bed
>start phoneposting in bed
Am I fucking addicted to this shit or something? Goddamn

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Guys, I need some kind of programmers board. What is it?

i'm not gay, but i enjoy stimulating my prostate.

/j/?
i think it's /j/

The closest you'll get on Jow Forums is Jow Forums, but it's 90% garbage. Maybe the /dpt/ - daily programming thread has better content but I don't visit often.
There are better forums but I'm always too lazy to go looking.

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*avatarfags*

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well, it was/is peak /cum/hrs
(then numbers started flying around on top of that)

Is cuddling with a guy, gay sex, or sucking a dick as a straight guy worth it? Is it degenerate shit that I would regret? I'm a lonely incel.

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You might regret it, or doing it might force your brain to cope with accepting it and then you'll be happier. I'd say expecting to regret it might be a sign you will regret it desu

sounds like this calls for more introspection than action for now, user

underrated

If you’re actually straight, sucking a cock should be disgusting for you. (Same goes for women tbqh but they’re all fags LOL)

>If you’re actually straight, sucking a cock should be disgusting for you.
Why?

i'm having trouble trying to sleep

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I'm going to say n word

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AMERICA GET DOWN

we're trying to have a society here, bud

NIGGERS

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*pancakes reflexively and solidsnakes to nearest cover/escape route*

Quite exquisite

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pete shelley of the buzzcocks died in your capital this past december
what actually happened

Based & redpilled

Fentanyl

Women are a meme.
>companionship
They're usually uninteresting, dumb, and/or bitchy.
>sex
I can jerk off whenever I want.
>reproduction
LOL no I'm not a caveman.

hm
pretty far from impossible

hm

I live 100m from where he got bodied lmao

A real straight man has a healthy hatred for all penises in the world except your own. I don't wanna see any other penises even in porn. They are absolutely disgusting.

>taking a picture of a screenshot
um most keyboards have a Print Screen button. Just press it and paste it to mspaint, u fag. And how the fuck does a literally who have better internet than us?

NEETbux arrived in my account this morning. Bills are paid, and after 12pm I will head to the liquor store. Life is good, I love living in a first world country where I can get free money for doing absolutely nothing.

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holy moly!
next time (You) walk by
would (You) maybe snap a quick pic?
please?

based, ascended canafriend

>hownew.ru
eesti has bangin' internet

About to crack open my last bottle of coke, boys. Got a couple mikans out of the kitchen as well.

Listening to buyers market I feel good :)

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