ITT Scandinavian inventions people actually know and care about

No

Legit thought that was a crescent and star at first

- pippi longstocking
- ikea poäng armchair
- cute swede twinks with their soft porcellain white skin and pastel pink nipples and boipussy whose existence must be secured and protected through pedigree breeding

OP already posted that.

lol

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The glorious Volvo 850

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>heavy metal

that's English, lad

this TD

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very aesthetic tank destroyer

the scandi giveth and the scandi taketh away

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The modern 3 point seat belt

no one?

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NO ONE?

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Idk

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it's not a TD, it's an MBT

the refrigerator is anglo-american

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nope

>tfw bought an old one off of craigslist with high mileage and it still lasted super long with minimal repairs
I miss that thing.

yep, I trust Wikipedia on this one

>The absorption refrigerator was invented by Baltzar von Platen and Carl Munters from Sweden in 1922, while they were still students at the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm. It became a worldwide success and was commercialized by Electrolux.

>american education

in his defense nobody bullied the C++ poster

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fennoswedes are scandinavian

This. Bless your knowledge.

no one uses those

refrigerators were invented decades before that

Ah ok, no one uses the modern version of refrigeration.
Yeah an ice cube and a warderobe.

Swedish folding puukko. Their replicas are currently in production in France.

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Vapor-compression refrigeration is what everyones refridgerator is using

>cute swede twinks
Why not just say Swedish women? Twinks are just men trying (and failing) to look like woman(as feminine and womanly as possible). Everything you said would apply just as much, and it same cases more to swedish women.

Your comment about having a pure pedigree would also make alot more sense with swedish women since you can actually make babies with them too.

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fug

We can get boypregnant

ITT: Swedish inventions.

Persson was 50% Finn, therefore Minecraft is Finnish

Did Finland ever nvent anything?

Mark Pierceson is an event planner and candy-eater in Southern California and Minecraft is owned by an American company. Therefore Minecraft is American.

you may not know what this is but you sure know about it's consequences

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twinks are natural
you are talking about flaming faggots
swedish women don't have cute swede twink cocks either

The most important Founding Father was John Morton, who was a Finn. Therefore USA is Finnish.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Finnish_inventions

>26 pages

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_inventions

>44 pages

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_inventions

>17 pages

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Danish_inventions

>17 pages

Yup, Swedes are the Masters of Scandinavia.

Пyк?

Finland is a Swedish invention so all theirs count as ours

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Пyyккo. финcкoe cлoвo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

>698 pages

Yup, Americans are the Masters of the world.

rightful estonian clay

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USA is a European invention so doesn't count.

per capita :^)

>The most important Founding Father was John Morton,
Stopped reading

Guys :)

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Good choice. Why do the finns lie? Johan Mortsson was his real name.

Come home Finnish man.

Eternal Swede trying to steal our glory once again. Jouni Marttinen was his real name.

Whoa, the lad’s still alive. Nigga must be 400 years old

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>Jouni Marttinen
He was a proud fennoswede from Husby

He was not a China Swede
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Finnish_sentiment#China_Swede
They were banned in the USA

Finns were ruled white by the courts.

Fennoswedes are Finns. They are the elite of Scandinavia and behind all the decisions in the Nordic council. Therefore Scandinavia is Finnish.

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That came later

wtf americans

They are half finns half swedes simple as, and they're only the elite in finland not in SVITJOD, DANMÖRK or NORÉG

But Finns are swedes.

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sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategori:Amerikanska_uppfinningar

>5 pages

sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategori:Svenska_uppfinningar

>40 pages

wow you are basically africans

No. They rule Scandinavia with iron fist. Nordea is owned by Finns and money rules over politicians. Fennoswedes here earn as much nowadays and therefore don’t tule over Finland which rules over Scandinavia via Fennoswedes

das rite

Mechanical refrigeration worked in 1842 but was a commercial failure. The whole history is English and American with one Scots-Australian. This is like when Russians say they invented the transformer because some guy experimented with them but in fact Faraday did.

sweden made blow torch

hmm

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That was ancient greece

That's a meme. Greeks and Romans didn't take kindly on faggots.

And we obviously did even though you could call in sick for feeling gay up until the 70s

OOP

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