Got called “Uncle” by a nineteen year old at the gym

>got called “Uncle” by a nineteen year old at the gym
>I’m only 26

Fucking prick

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Indians age in dog years.

Nothin’ wrong with being old friend

who calls random people uncle maybe he just mispronounced incel

>zoomers take me for the professor at uni
> im not even 30

Try getting called ma'am over the phone by Indian tech support.

I don’t even look that old fuck off I asked him not to call me uncle and why would he call me that. Said “it’s your beard”

'uncle' is synonymous with 'sir' in Indian """""English"""""

isnt ma'am used for women of all ages or are you a guy?

Desis call older people Uncle and Aunty.
That’s more humiliating, man. I’m so sorry.

>I asked him not to call me uncle
would you prefer uncle-ji?

>or are you a guy?

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lol
when i'm together with my brother people assume im the oldest one
im 22 and he is 27

It’s synymous with Uncle if you were familiar them, sir if you’re not. Older people were called Uncles and Aunties even in desi languages, so when we adopted English it continued.

I was assumed to be my colleagues uncle when we were walking together one day.

I was 14 at the time.

Fuck off m8 Kek and no, I’m not a northie, he called me Anna(older brother)

>there are aged 22-25+ people who think they arent fully adult looking
Fuck this gay millenial earth
t. millenial

>20yo
>can't grow full beard
FUCK YOU, DAD

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>29
>Can grow facial hair generally no problem but the small area between the mustache and beard is 100% incapable of hair growth so can't grow a full beard, just a pedro-stache and chin strap

>
>Desis call older people Uncle and Aunty.

Same here in Malaysia except everyone regardless of race does it.

>An old indian / chinese man is refered to as "uncle"
>old female chink / pajeet is called aunty.
>Old malay is called "pakcik" and "makcik" which also translate to uncle and aunty .

Christ. Are you some cave dweller? Why would tech support call someone dude/bro? Get used for it ma'am.

kids and teens do the same shit here

Trim it close, man. Chin strap beards look gay as fuck on white people or Asians. Grow a stubble.
Pretty sure it’s common among all Asians desu

I get called "sir" by kids since high school so I'm accustomed to it.

What do you say?

>pass through a high school close to my house
>notice that a ball got out
>kids say "hey SIR can you give me the ball.
Wtf I'm 21
>tell them" get the ball yourselves. I'm too old and my back hurts "

same in Turkey too

>got the underage discount account
>I'm 24

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we do this too it's so wierd

why would you want to look older after 18?

If you have a beard then it's obvious why Pajeet.
Beards make you look older than what you actually are.

Same thing with long hair.
Actually, the opposite of what happened to you happened to me today. A woman I always pass by when I do groceries (mother's friend) asked me how old I am, I told her 29 and she said she couldn't believe it. She said she thought I was 20 or something. It's probably because of the long hair and the fact that I mostly dress like an average late teenager (long sleeve shirts, jeans, boots).

So yeah, how you dress/look changes a lot on people's perception of your age.

Longer hair no beard = younger look
Less hair bearded = older.

Based, fuck zoomers.
>Complaining about looking young

"uncle" is a common term to use towards someone who's older than you here, doesn't mean you're OLD, just OLDER than the person calling you it.

That being said, it IS often used by people who want to be cheeky and call someone else "old".

adding to this

I used to shave my head with a razor and have a really long beard. When I sported this look, people would often be surprised when I told them I was 25 and not 40 lol.

So yeah I don't know what to tell you Rakesh. Either shave the beard or deal with people thinking you're older. In any case, why'd you care about what some fag zoomer thinks?

>zoomers
Silent generation, boomers, X generation, Y generation and zoomers are a Western thing.

Happened to me when I was 17
Some 8-10 year old kids were playing football/soccer (for americucks) and the ball came rolling near me. They said "uncle can you pass the ball". I took the ball and went to them and asked them why they called me "uncle" and they said it was because of my beard and they thought I was older.
I've been clean shaven since then.

t. Increasingly nervous 20 year old

funnily enough we do it

"Uncle" is used as a term for any old man.

You think it sounds nice, but I'm 22 and had a girl tell me I look like a little boy.

What's it with your levels of facial hair growth and can non-Dravidians emulate them? Asking for a friend

we do too.
Really funny.

I'm a 169cm short "male" manlet midget.
I'm 23, but I think most people confuse me with being 17-18.

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Wait didn't that 19yo boy have beard?

I was an uncle by the age of 11.

Just turned 29. Blessed be the beardgods. They have given me good beard genes.

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He actually did but was trimmed. Are you going bald? Why would you shave your head with a razor ? Wtf
Did you also have a glorious Nordic beard ?

I'm 174cm, but I don't mind.

t. lvl 29 bard

I think what makes you more matured than you really are is not beard, though..

negroid nose

I do like singing and playing the guitar.
Snownegroid?

>Are you going bald? Why would you shave your head with a razor ? Wtf

Far from it, I have a head full of really thick hair.
I just tried every haircut known to mankind (almost). I've had long hair, dreadlocks, dyed hair, buzzcut, everything.

Nowadays I have long hair. Just for a change you know?

>He actually did
So why didn't you reply him "what's matter, sir?" or something?
And why don't you trim it when you have beard?

The point was he called me an Uncle and not brother as that’s what you call someone who looks older than you.
Uncle is what you call someone who’s past 30 or 40 like the others pointed out. I don’t look that old.

Man, that’s normal. Third standard students called me uncle when I was in +2

Judging from posts here, every Indian male is growing facial hair and afraid to seem older because of it, even though they themselves had reagarded all beard man as middle aged in their childhood as well.

174cm is much taller than 169cm.

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It's just the beard stop being insecure.
Shave it or deal with it.

I only trim my beard every two months or three. I never shave.
You don’t get the point

I do get it.
You care too much.
Who gives a shit what someone else thinks mate.