>amerislaves will defend this
Amerislaves will defend this
Lol
It's called satire
Makes me want to unionise
this would actually make the news here
Today on; I've seen this thread before
>*wageslaves will defend this
I guess the CEO likes Japanese management in 80s.
america is a warning sign to the rest of the world
B&R
>no no no you cant possibly like your job!!
why are yuropoors so envious of hard work and success?
>I cancelled my vacation plans...I'd rather be at work!
Fuck off.
@101583264
Bad bait ťbh
I will point out that it's clearly meant to be a joke. It's office humor, of course it's not terribly funny, but it probably gave management a chuckle.
>he doesn't enjoy his job
>wtf I have to work to achieve prosperity? WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW so I can get everything I want without working for it
Seriously, why do we have to tolerate this shit multiple times per day?
Fucking grim.
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with americans
>what the fuck do you mean you're not your boss's property?
>sounds like some pinko commie shit to me!
>Go to work on the weekend to get ahead
>No user wtf you're not scheduled get the fuck out of here you dumbass and clock out before I have to pay you overtime!
Permacorp sounds like one of those fake companies for a movie like Office Space.
Reminder these are the kind of groups who are pro immigrant.
>be American
>work harder
>still have worse social mobility than us
>source: my ass
It's real lmao
In marxist theory work=value. Only the leftists do not really understand that.
Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from cotton -eyed Joe?
>Canada
Oh nevermind. Leafs are even worse than mutts
>Seriously, why do we have to tolerate this shit multiple times per day?
Why? Try to make a negative thread about that huge country east of europe. Then you will know.
>be a yuropoor
>wasn't born as a White Amerigod
>lost the lottery of life
>cry
>die
Money doesn't buy happiness, especially if excessive grind for it destroys you physically and/or mentally. Once you're middle class there's little to gain in life quality from extra effort.
Quintessential yuropoor post
enjoy knowing my garage is literally bigger than your house
Lies aside, in what way would a warehouse sized garage improve your life?
>there are people that unironically take immense pride in serving the bourgeoisie
Vulgar "virtues" they call it
>unionise
That's considered socialism here.
They're brainwashed in consumerism. Really pathetic ťbh.
basiert und rotgepillt
>lies aside
google house sizes per country. Enjoy your congested shithole with no freedom
Again. Once you have enough space, how does more than enough space improve things? You know it's not a linear function, right? At some point more space isn't better because it doesn't serve you any purpose.
Clay is the only thing that matters in this life
screen capped and will post on Jow Forums and /sp/
congrats - you became famous
>google house sizes per country
But americans live largely in suburban houses, while people here mostly settle on flats within cities
Great. Send the license royalties to Anonymous, you embarrassing little dimwit.
You both know hes right but due to indoctrination you are not permitted to admit it. Enjoy your hedonistic treadmill, the next paycheck providing you with +5in^2 bigger tv and +3ft^2 carpet will surely turn your life around.
you not understanding the importance of having land and a sizeable house is giving me second hand embarrassment
Your on par with Mexicans
You had plentiful opportunities to explain such importance to me, but to this point you've failed to.
>no freedom
?????
it's like talking to a Chinese insect lol
This is why your women won't fuck you by the way. Go vote for Merkel again you faggot
meanwhile, I'll have big ass house & pool parties as we listen to Trump speeches. Stay jealous & inferior
Mr. Shekelstein is coming to visit next thanksgiving and if wagecuck#91332 doesn't meet his quota for appropriate™ housing™ quarters™ size he can forget about the raise he needs to be able to afford said size increase. There is no real need for it which is why indoctrinated self-enslaved american is going to struggle forever to give any reason for it.
>Russian janny censors threads about Russia
>"Fuck Americans, they did this to us!"
wtf?! didn't you know the richest people on the world worked the HARDEST?!!!
you should work 12 hours a day and you will become a millionaire like the rothchilds!!
can you name a single rich person who hasn't worked hard? No? I guessed as much.
the yuropoor living in a barren wasteland with nothing to do can't comprehend the joy of wealth
Eurotards literally don't understand humor.
Tax cuts for the rich is a good idea and stimulates their wallet growth
*depressed yuropoor with a high suicide rate
And Japanese employers are so assholes like this still today? Even with all the suicides and abandoned families and low birthrate?
Oh so you went for the pool option for your house, that really makes you stand out from the others. What an outstanding individual you are.
In communism you're the property of the state and you don't get to choose your boss either.
Kiss those boots
The price of Freedom
OH NO NO NO
I refuse to believe this is unironic
Your Suicide rate is Japan tier and double ours
>as we listen to Trump speeches
You could at least listen to good speeches instead.
Suicide rate of Finland is 13.8 per 100 000 citizen whereas US of A has a suicide rate of 13.7 per 100 000 citizen. Hardly convincing.
Well I mean News Corporation exists and it's even more dystopic than Permacorp. Kinda a double whammy there.
But this is going to bite them in the ass. Besides most of immigrants wanting free shit and welfare, the ones that can work are too stupid to know how corporativism work. Remember, they come from places where internet and running water are a luxury and their average IQ is 70. How these people are going to do any job that is not heavy and simple manual labor? Besides the memes, they literally cannot become doctors or engineers.
>this thread again
>property price to income ratio
>usa 3.58
ohnoonoonoo
That sounds like communism alright.
t. Marxist scholar
and we will have another tomorrow
>defending this crap
Our country is beyond fucked at this point.
>I'll have big ass house & pool parties as we listen to Trump speeches.
lol. Imagine this sausage party of virgins.
>>defending this crap
defending what?
just saying this thread has been started multiple times today
Jow Forums is sad as fuck, and this is just a bait thread anyways
do you really think this is what concerns OP on a Friday night?
I am sure you will, many of them, this is why Jow Forums is so shitty
>stupid americans
>and their jobs...
"""jobs"""""
This is just unfunny but harmless boomer humor
THIS, however, is disturbing
good one
you having a fun friday night over there?
>money doesnt buy happiness
must be fun eating dirt cookies in haiti
Yeah, it's called living as an adult. Something you'll never have from your commieblocks
Look it up by region kiddos
in my state, Finns would be the depressed goth kids shoved I to lockers
Largest immigrant groups to the USA are Pajeets and Changs. Almost all of them work real jobs that require at least a masters degree. Your description perfectly fits you Latinos tho
dont go to the er for a headache, dont ride a bike thinking youre james dean
I was thinking about sub sahaaran africans in Europe. Changs and pajeets come to steal your jobs because they code for a third of prize and work 7 days a week.
Seriously, it's all about effort. Most people have no idea how hard it is to get my parents to pay for my college, buy me a Mercedes, or convince my uncle to hire me at his company. Why can't poor people just work hard like me?
>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHY CAN'T I GET PAID FOR BARELY WORKING IN AMERICA WAAAAAAAAAHH
Eurowenies are pathetic and lazy.
Reminder that American wagies have to dance like monkeys for the amusement of their customers
youtube.com
Look up my by county kiddo
inb my county, Americans would be the depressed goth kids shoved in to lockers
>communism
>state
american education
That shit is NOTHING in comparison to your Kami-sama bosses who can do no wrong
A Pajeet/Chang with a masters is paid min 90k depending on the company. They don't get paid any less than their local counter-parts. I dunno about niggers in Europe.
>be American
>leave house
>get shot
Medieval peasants didn't live past 25 though
>tfw got 6 weeks paid vacation
>I wanted to work another week because I was bored
>boss told me to fuck off and go home, vacation is a choice
>had to chill on the couch all day with nothing to do
honestly lads what is your escape plan from wagie hell? honesltly im planning on saving 90% of my earnings to retire early , what about you guys?
That's a good thing