/med/ - Mediterranean Thread

>nobody can tell.
Until you give your surname.

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the issue I have with n*rds is that they are too cucked
I wonder if it is environmental or genetic

Son of our Greatest ally
You should have wiped them out when you had the chance roman

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I never say my second name unless absolutely needed, only in stuff regarding work, or if I need ID in government services.

I think it's their culture aye. When I'm in the Algarve in the summer and I'm going out at night the English are really cringe approaching girls.

Na realidade sempre disse que sou Português,e a verdade é que sou. Só quando me perguntam por senpaiília é que sabem. Isto é bom para fazer shipost no Jow Forums e para tripar com bifes de férias lmao.

Lepa Vida je pri morju stala,
tam na produ si plenice prala,
črn zamor’c po sivem morju pride,
barko vstavi, praša lepe Vide:
»Zakaj Vida nisi tak’ rdeča,
tak’ rdeča nisi, tak’ cveteča,
kakor ti si prva leta bila?«

Vida lepa je odgovorila:
»Kak’ rdeča bila bi in cveteča,
ker zadela mene je nesreča;
oh, doma je bolno moje dete,
poslušala sem neumne svète,
omožila sem se, starca vzela,
malokdaj sem s’rotica vesela,
bolno dete cel dan prejokuje,
celo dolgo noč mož prekašljuje!«

Črn zamor’c ji reče ino pravi:
»Če domá jim dobro ni, žerjavi
se čez morje vzdignejo, ti z mano
pojdi srčno si ozdravit’ rano.
Kaj ti pravim, pote, Vida zala,
je kraljica španska me poslala,
ji dojiti mladega kraljiča,
sinka njen’ga, mlad’ga cesariča.
Ga dojila boš ino zibala,
pestvala, mu post’ljo postiljala,
da zaspi, mu pesme lepe pela,
hujga dela tam ne boš imela.«

V barko lepa Vida je stopila;
al’ ko sta od kraja odtegnila,
ko je barka že po morju tekla,
se zjokala Vida je in rekla:
»Oh, sirota vboga, kaj sem st’rila,
oh, komú sem jaz doma pustila
dete moje, sinka nebogljen’ga,
moža moj’ga z letmi obložen’ga!«

Ko pretekle so b’le tri nedelje,
jo h kraljici črn zamor’c pripelje. —
Zgodaj lepa Vida je ustala,
tam pri oknu sonce je čakala,
potolažit’ žalost nesrečno,
poprašala sonce je rumeno:
»Sonce, žarki sonca, vi poveste,
kaj moj sinek dela, bolno dete?«
»Kaj bi delal zdaj tvoj sinek mali?
Včeraj svečo rev’ci so držali,
in tvoj stari mož je šel od hiše,
se po morju vozi, tebe iše,
tebe išče in se grozno joka,
od bridkosti njemu srce poka.« —

Whoa based taste m8
Watch Suspiria

Ko na véčer pride luna bleda,
lepa Vida spet pri oknu gleda,
da b’ si srčno žalost ohladila,
bledo luno je ogovorila:
»Luna, žarki lune, vi poveste,
kaj moj sinek dela, bolno dete?« —
»Kaj bi delal zdaj tvoj sinek mali,
dans so vbogo sroto pokopali,
ino oča tvoj je šel od hiše,
se po morju vozi, tebe iše,
tebe išče, se po tebi joka,
od bridkosti njemu srce poka.« —

Vida lepa se zjokala huje,
k nji kraljica pride, jo sprašuje:
»Kaj se tebi Vida je zgodilo,
da tak’ silno jokaš in tak’ milo?« —
Je kraljici rekla Vida zala:
»Kak’ bi s’rota vboga ne jokala,
ko pri oknu zlato sem posodo
pomivala, mi je padla v vodo,
je iz okna padla mi visoc’ga
kup’ca zlata v dno morjá globoc’ga.« —
Jo tolaži, reče ji kraljica:
»Jenjaj jokat’ in močiti lica!
Drugo kup’co zlato bom kupila,
te pri kralju bom izgovorila.
Id’ kraljiča doji, moj’ga sina,
da te mine tvoja bolečina.« —

Res kraljica kup’co je kupila,
res pri kralju jo je ’zgovorila;
Vida vsak dan je pri oknu stala,
se po sinku, oču, mož’ jokala. —

THE END

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Hide it well fren. This reminds me of something my mother told me once; she had a friend who was English but I believe grew up here and she had no idea she was
English because she had no accent and she looked local. She had to tell my mother that she is in fact not Maltese for my mother to know. Also I noticed that unless
they turn out blonde, the Anglo mutts don't look awfully foreign.

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what are anglos? are they some kind of med/nord hybrid?

there is something in the mountains of my fatherland that makes me feel great and appeased, specially at autumn when the vegetation dies

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I did watch suspiria.
Holy shit you also liked buio omega? That movie is so fucking underrated but by far on of the best exploitation film out there,morbid,dark,actually spooky.

So few people know about it...

Check this out:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5e2ekjAblA

I was only blond as kid a really. And all though I have cumskin, making it hard to tan, true. But I put on loads of sunscreen and I can tan a little bit in the summer.

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1/4 Med, pure Celtic Britons especially after the Roman invasion were the actual Med/Nord hybrid

Native Portuguese here,exactly the same. Only thing to add is a part light ginger on my beard.

I'm no Anglo, yet I still can burn if I expose myself to lots of sun. I once foolishly shaved my hair very short, exposing my head and the next day I spent a day in the sun. Huge mistake. I can tan too tho.

what does /med/ think of my family's hometown?

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I'dlivethere/10

user...there might be some EVROPEAN BLVVD in yoV

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>Imagine living in ancient Greece,having sex with a beautiful med women,look at the stars together before you go out sailing in the ocean for a future invasion and the glory of your city state.

>coastal faggot
>even worst, a fucking townsman
kys

isn't that right by where Lepanto was fought? And there was at least one treaty signed there. Swear I've read the name before in history books.

The only problem is the somewhat Anglo face, but I can manage.

Didn't know Athens was in Finland. Finally, it all makes sense.

noirdoids are an embarassment

especially Germany

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nafpaktos was called lepanto in medieval times and it's nearby where the battle was fought between the ottomans and venetians

rude

You'll be alright fren.
Nice wimmen tho

I also have some Anglo features,people used to confuse me a lot with a Brit.
Was blonde then brown hair,but I'm still pale like a ghost and can't tan,probably some Celtic ancestor's or some shit,its not that rare in Portugal.

But you feel comfortable here and sound like a patriot, that's all that matters in the end.

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There is nothing Med about the British Isles, this has to stop, the meds where 90% wiped out and we are now closer to Russians genetically.

Having said that i do enjoy med countries

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>But you feel comfortable here and sound like a patriot, that's all that matters in the end.

I'm Portuguese after all. Born and raised. Portugal is one of those few countries where if you look like the natives somewhat they truly accept you as one of their own. It happens somewhat in Europe if you kinda look alike but Southern Europe excels in this honestly.
I have never had people suggest I was a foreigner here, except in Lisbon.

there is no Med blood in the Isles, they are descended from the same people as scandinavians, they just diverged earlier slightly prior to selection for very light traits.

celts/germanic/vikings

doubt they have any med in them whatsover

Med is a meme name user.

It's a mix of Iberians, Celts, Gauls, Visigoths, Suebi, Goths, Ostrogoths etc

Based. What about The Beyond? Black Sabbath? Reazione a catena?

Tbh I haven't had been following exploitation for a while but I absolutely must get back into it. I think the last big movie was cannibal ferox for me,Italian gore is very good. (I must watch black Sabbath)

Are you also into foreign shit? I highly recommend nacho cerda trilogy of death especially aftermath 1994

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roman rapebaby

I WANT A MED MOMMY!

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You are Portuguese.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Lisbon

Tacitus and Jordanes believed that the Roman Age British tribes in modern day Wales were MED BVLLS

>""... the swarthy faces of the Silures, the curly quality, in general, of their hair, and the position of Spain opposite their shores, attest to the passage of Iberians in old days and the occupation by them of these districts; ..."

>"The Silures have swarthy features and are usually born with curly black hair"

this Scottish guitarist I like to listen to looked exactly like a m8 of mine who says his ancestors come from Dalmatia. And that's cause Brits are by far the most Med-looking north Europeans, far more so than even the Germans.

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Also watched this,I love Italian cannibal genre

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will watch

smelly med feet

Based,first of the trilogy is the weakest desu(awakening) but genesis and aftermath are exploitation/10

Cheers

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quiet

>tfw I don't swim
I should've been born here desu.

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Southern Germans and Austrians can be Med as fuck too, but still have Germanic facial features.

We are Atlantic Suebis

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>ancient Greece
>sex with beautiful med women
Lol. More like barely pubescent boys.

Why does she ruin her face like this?

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Something's not right up there.

She even gave that hideous unibrow a nickname lmao

Jesus Christ I really don't understand women sometimes

What did she name that big ass caterpillar?

Veronica or something stupid like that

Wonderful. That shit just looks disgusting.