/brit/

yup

disappointed with the number of pics the toilfu is uploading

Sister keeps sending me videos of this weird hamster looking things

Still butt hurt that you lost Ireland along with the rest of the Empire

lads i might call up an old worker and ask her to take my virginity

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hello paki london

I'd be right at home in Yonkers apparently.

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Just did a UK dialect survey. Thoughts on my results?

nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html

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I speak both languages of Ireland, English and Polish (I don't speak Polish)

Went to San Francisco 6 years ago. Great city.

leo has his faults, but he's an atheist who made it so slav-migrants could no longer send welfare benefits to eastern europe, where as Sadik Khan is devout muslim mayor of London and literally wants to invite back ISIS fighters and give them full endless bennies

walmart girl didn't work out eh?

coworker*
post the videos

nope

that’s bonkers

Ireland should be ruled from _______

Why's Nova Scotia circled? Is it calling you a native or scot?

Also what company is that?

My mutt results if you care

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yeah mate one mayor in a city that has to power to change bus routes and park benches. Not really comparable to your Prime Minister is it?

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>one of the girls I’m with asks to borrow my phone to look something up
>unlock it and hand it to her forgetting that /brit/‘s open on safari
Was open from a couple of threads back. Hope you lads were well behaved and hadn’t posted any cusswords, porn or blatant racism for the three or four posts she’d have seen.

True

If I started a white supremacist political party, would you join/vote for us?

There was a migration wave from Scotland to Nova Scotia, hence the name, Nova Scotia, New Scotland. Probably around the 1800s. The company is ancestrydna

mental that London is the biggest city in the world lads
could literally fit giraffes and elephants in London if you wanted to and just have them march around

agreed
find it bizarre that there are no fit girls living there though

no you fucking deranged looney

I had similar results as an American, but with a bit more south Ireland.

Probably has to do with where American settlers came from. IE Plymouth is near Exeter

@101581475
paki bloke in a dress - do not respond

t. batty boy

I find Leo hard to hate. Apart from his really annoying PR, he doesn't really do much of anything

NYC > Loodon

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a white supremacist party led by a paki would get a lot of curious media coverage tbf.

It's still weird to circle it as some sort of Scottish homeland. There's a lot of French blood in the area as well

What is your taoiseach doing right that a non-white would get wrong?

I did that and got exactly my specific town in Cornwall

Henry VIII was the most based and redpilled Englishman in history. Read the shit this absolute lad did in government. It was a proto-fascist state

baste

Got my area perfectly.

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This is scarily accurate

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need a dealing pills at a rave gf

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Just found out today that the Irish Prime minister and Moni were NOT the same person.
God I feel a bit silly.

Shut your cunt mouth, Monica

what's that

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Me

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did the grug hit the other grug?

going to book 2 weeks AL either side of my birthday and run away for a month so my family can't embarrass me

Girls never deal pills unless they’re doing it for a dealer they’re trying to impress (the grey market pharmaceutical equivalent of being pimped out).

oxford bender

its a joke you autist

But you're not white and I don't think fascists take too kindly to trannies lad.

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those belly folds

Hnnng dont make me wank to theresa may i beg you

fuck off we're full

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youtube.com/watch?v=jrZGkPPxwTE

full of horse cum haha

You got the (You) you wanted

thought welsh people went to pennsylvania

Hans du bist ein batty-junge

funny thing is boys
911 was a inside job the american government knew it was about to happen
18 years later they are still at work against who knows who and the american people are 20/30 trillion in debt

ayumi must have been very sad when she found out i'd left without saying goodbye
you couldn't convince me to live there if you tried

full of cheeseburgers!!! fat fucker!!!!!!

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Talk very much like a yank apparently

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some clean water up here, boy

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he was welsh

so THIS is the world famous British banter.............

full of 1$ chicken wings you big bouncy boy

thread is slowly transitioning from being Jungian to full on Kafkaesque

are you cheeto willy yank

>The US national debt has surpassed the 22 trillion dollar mark for the first time
Trump announces major percentage of american troops will pull out of whatever country they are in by 2022

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sister keeps sending me pics of clothes she bought

yeah but debt to who

full of delicious buttery popcorn i bet. go on a diet

Oh noes! No suvruntys!

Nova Scotian here, despite the name the Scottish population is rather small outside of Cape Breton Island in the north. We’re more of a mutt province. Original English settlers from when the province was founded, Scots in Cape Breton, American Loyalists who were ultimately English, Acadians (French) who were here first (mostly deported but some came back), and Germans settled in the southeast coast called ‘Foreign Protestants’ who were meant to help counteract catholic influence

the government takes loans from its own people in the form of bonds which pay back interest over time
the people take out loans from banks

Trufax the Rothschilds sold all their investments on 8/11 and bought them back on 10/11 at a discount. Also Israel awarded 10 military medals for services to the Israeli state.

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to whom

You're fat.

ooh innit

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I looked better in a Sari than that bloody hell.

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Great pics, Emmet
maybe keep them on your instagram, though?

full of spicy taco meat from pedros spicy discount chicken meat emporium

england is mine, it owes me a living

sueposter i miss thou